Breadstick

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• SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • Irelephant@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    no

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• Electric_Druid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  4chan should have stayed dead

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• Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I believe your ass is designed to get things out of your body.

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  • lurch@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    if it’s hard/crispy and jagged or pointy, like where it broke, it can be stuck for long and cause internal bleeeding.

    maybe just don’t shove random things up your butt.

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    • jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      nah

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    • flandish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      i mean it wasn’t “random” was it? it was known to be a tasty treat beforehand.

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    • bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      He said bread stick not pretzel.

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• SplashJackson@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Using the breadstick to dislodge the breadstick

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Through similar logic, I developed an acute case of hamster colony.

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    • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Should have used fish hooks instead.

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  • flandish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    exactly. just a few hours later. have some dairy and coffee and there we go.

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• miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I appreciate the clarification.

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• Irelephant@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  True and Hetrosexual.

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• Pretty_Critter@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Gut sandwich

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• MTK@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I think OOP also ate the other half, just differently.

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• SitD@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  if you have any medical staff in your friend circle you just know this one’s true 😂

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• smee@poeng.link ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Pfft, what a noob. Enema to moisten the breadstick and then just play the waiting game.

  How do you think I got that half of a baguette out?

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How long do you wait before you call something truly stuck in there? I feel like you gotta give it minimum 24h.

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Or one stool passing.

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• chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yet another reason to own a bidet

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