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Happy birthday, peon

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • arudesalad@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The “loving your work” poster behind him as well…

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    • ElectricFire@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And the trash can right next to him

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      • StraponStratos@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        But look how vibrant and happy the chairs are.

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      • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That’s where the happiness goes.

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    • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Headset still on

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    • HowManyNimons@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Chef’s kiss. 👌

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  • AliasVortex@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ate without table -3

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    • Famko@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That should easily be -30.

      Making someone eat without a table is a war crime.

      At least there are no laws on the Rim

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      • errer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ate human meat -5 Ate without table -60

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      • dessimbelackis@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        We should totally overthrow the ruling class and establish a workers paradise, in Rimworld of course

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Can’t wait for season 2

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      • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Same. I think I have the wrong food reward party though

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      • Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        2nded

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      • madcaesar@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        skeleton.jpg

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      • imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Show?

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    • Contentedness@lemmy.nz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Defiant Jazz!

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  • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do people usually stay home for their birthday? I didn’t know of any companies that specifically give you off, so I’d think you’d use PTO.

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    • conciselyverbose@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, I really have no particular interest in taking my birthday off.

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      • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’ll take your birthday off for you.

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      • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        No more birthdays… Loads shotgun

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    • ricecake@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My workplace gives you a free day within a month of your birthday. Most people take the closest Monday or Friday to get a three day weekend, but some people are lucky and get to bump a three to a four.

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      • bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        My birthday is on a holiday week, so I usually take the whole week off.

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    • TheFlopster@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ve never heard of a company giving you your birthday off either. But it’s the only day every year that I feel special, so I always use vacation time to have that day off. And usually a couple of days surrounding it too.

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      • HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        My company originally said you got two free days off per year, outside the accrued PTO: one for your birthday, and one for parity because office #2 got a state holiday that #1 didn’t.

        Now they moved to the “unlimited PTO” gimmick which has no right answer for how much time you can take off, so I follow the old PTO accrual schedule for my seniority as a guide.

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    • HeyJoe@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What’s wrong with taking off? I do it every chance I get. Screw em, they take enough of my time, and I refuse to go a year where I leave any time unused.

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      • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah that’s fine, I try to use all my paid time off to, I just usually take it in larger chunks with family.

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    • Stamau123@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ve never worked on my birthday

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    • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ve never really given much of a shit personally.

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    • Humana@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I know several (small) companies that give you 8 hours PTO on your birthday. You can use it immediately or save it for later.

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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Coming in on his birthday

    Wait, you have jobs where you don’t have to show up if it’s your birthday?

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ve never had that … But for the past seventeen years I’ve used PTO if my birthday wasn’t on the weekend and I haven’t been denied yet, so there’s that?

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    • smiletolerantly@awful.systems ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We get birthdays off, not counting towards the 30 days paid holidays, which is completely separate from unlimited paid sick days. Oh, and also since last Wednesday, the entire company is on holidays, we’re back 2nd week of January. Doesn’t count towards the 30 days, of course 👍

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      • sukhmel@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Sounds nice, it’s good to see some people receive better conditions

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    • kerrigan778@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My current job and not my last job but the one before fhat yes. (Join a union)

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I have pto

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    • udon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It says “shift leader”. Shift work jobs have some flexibility for days off anyway, and if the management is nice they schedule the week so your birthday is free.

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    • ricecake@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There are also some places that might just do a nice, if not grandiose, gesture for someone on their birthday.

      Previous place I worked it was pretty routine for a manager to grab one of those containers of store made cupcakes if it was someone’s birthday and they knew they didn’t mind, make sure they got one and leave the rest in the break room.
      Never anything more or less than just a nice gesture.

      I’m guessing someone tried a nice gesture and it came out looking sad, so they posed for a picture for a chuckle and moved in. I don’t know anyone who would be really upset by being given a pizza bagel on their birthday.

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      • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Tbf it looks nicer than anything I would bring to work for lunch. I just bring in pasta from the night before and give it a ding 🤣

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    • DakRalter@thelemmy.club ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I used to in a previous job. They brought in a thing where if your birthday fell on your usual shift day, you got it off at full pay.

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    • Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I always tell the months in advance that I’m going to take that day off. I haven’t been denied, and if they did I would just take the day off anyway.

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  • Monzcarro@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    1, I used to work for this company when I was young and had no idea what my rights were. They very much took advantage of this, such as calling me in on an hours notice on my days off.

    2, The Raw Egg Nationalist is a right-wing twat. …org.uk/…/egg-sposed-we-reveal-the-identity-of-fa…

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    • Pika@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I had a strict I don’t answer the phone when not working policy. They could attempt to call me in but it wouldn’t be recieved. If they asked me while I was at work I usually said yes, but I’m not about to come in on an hours notice

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  • SirHery@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This picture is pure art. Holy shit.

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  • Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not even a nice pizza either, that’s clearly just a shitty microwave pizza

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    • Sergio@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Prolly Altoona pizza.

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      • MurrayL@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Nah, that’s a Tesco uniform so probably UK. It’ll be a Chicago Town mini pizza.

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  • netvor@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Most commenters here don’t appreciate how sad the image is: the headset is playing some corporate prefabricated Happy Birthday message, starting and ending with “Loving your work.” company motto accompanied with nothingmusic in background.

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    • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is Tesco. I heavily doubt they do that. The pizza is probably just something a colleague came up with than an actual policy thing.

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  • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That same pizza is also given to those layoff I bet.

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    • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So they leave by themselves?

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      • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        To keep everyone on the edge.

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  • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I got called in for an inventory audit on my birthday and ended up working from 8am to 2am the following morning.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What kind of pizza did you get?

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  • cikano@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d almost prefer if they didn’t give notice to my birthday if I got that pizza

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s a man considering a new career.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Damn, is that a Lunchables UPLOADED!?

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  • BipolarSilence@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bro that looks like a waffle with syrup wth kinda pizza even is that

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      microwaved, not even toasted

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Toasted?!

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A free meal on your birthday is pretty sweet.

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    • TechieDamien@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pizzas are usually savoury

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And what a feast it is!

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    • lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They never said his pay wasn’t docker for that

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  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can’t decide if this is AI generated or if bro has size 38 shoes

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    • Trae@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He’s clearly a big guy, look how far his legs extend past the edge of a normal chair.

      Jesus it’s wild to think people would assume I’m an AI generated image based off of the fact that I wear a size 15 US (49 Euro).

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      • wax@feddit.nu ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Sure, that’s what an AI generated image would say

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  • supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Any reason he should not have come in during his birthday?

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  • Suburbanl3g3nd@lemmings.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    … This is an AI pic and a probably fake description to go with it

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  • netvor@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Who needs table when you are truly “Loving your work.”.

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Huge feet. Must have absolutely massive socks.

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  • popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And here I am taking off my entire birthday week off like a rube.

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  • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Anyone who willingly associates with Raw Egg Nationalist deserves this fate tbh

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  • Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I suddenly feel very sick.”

    The pizza inexplicably gets tossed in the garbage and he’s homeward bound…

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