Ate without table -3
Happy birthday, peon
Submitted 6 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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AliasVortex@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Famko@lemmy.world 6 days ago
That should easily be -30.
Making someone eat without a table is a war crime.
At least there are no laws on the Rimdessimbelackis@lemmy.world 6 days ago
We should totally overthrow the ruling class and establish a workers paradise, in Rimworld of course
GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 days ago
rockerface@lemm.ee 6 days ago
Can’t wait for season 2
GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 days ago
Same. I think I have the wrong food reward party though
Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 6 days ago
2nded
madcaesar@lemmy.world 5 days ago
skeleton.jpg
Contentedness@lemmy.nz 5 days ago
Defiant Jazz!
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Coming in on his birthday
Wait, you have jobs where you don’t have to show up if it’s your birthday?
toynbee@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I’ve never had that … But for the past seventeen years I’ve used PTO if my birthday wasn’t on the weekend and I haven’t been denied yet, so there’s that?
smiletolerantly@awful.systems 5 days ago
We get birthdays off, not counting towards the 30 days paid holidays, which is completely separate from unlimited paid sick days. Oh, and also since last Wednesday, the entire company is on holidays, we’re back 2nd week of January. Doesn’t count towards the 30 days, of course 👍
sukhmel@programming.dev 5 days ago
Sounds nice, it’s good to see some people receive better conditions
kerrigan778@lemmy.world 5 days ago
My current job and not my last job but the one before fhat yes. (Join a union)
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I have pto
udon@lemmy.world 5 days ago
It says “shift leader”. Shift work jobs have some flexibility for days off anyway, and if the management is nice they schedule the week so your birthday is free.
ricecake@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
There are also some places that might just do a nice, if not grandiose, gesture for someone on their birthday.
Previous place I worked it was pretty routine for a manager to grab one of those containers of store made cupcakes if it was someone’s birthday and they knew they didn’t mind, make sure they got one and leave the rest in the break room.
Never anything more or less than just a nice gesture.I’m guessing someone tried a nice gesture and it came out looking sad, so they posed for a picture for a chuckle and moved in. I don’t know anyone who would be really upset by being given a pizza bagel on their birthday.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 days ago
Tbf it looks nicer than anything I would bring to work for lunch. I just bring in pasta from the night before and give it a ding 🤣
DakRalter@thelemmy.club 5 days ago
I used to in a previous job. They brought in a thing where if your birthday fell on your usual shift day, you got it off at full pay.
Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I always tell the months in advance that I’m going to take that day off. I haven’t been denied, and if they did I would just take the day off anyway.
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Do people usually stay home for their birthday? I didn’t know of any companies that specifically give you off, so I’d think you’d use PTO.
conciselyverbose@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Yeah, I really have no particular interest in taking my birthday off.
ricecake@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
My workplace gives you a free day within a month of your birthday. Most people take the closest Monday or Friday to get a three day weekend, but some people are lucky and get to bump a three to a four.
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 6 days ago
My birthday is on a holiday week, so I usually take the whole week off.
TheFlopster@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I’ve never heard of a company giving you your birthday off either. But it’s the only day every year that I feel special, so I always use vacation time to have that day off. And usually a couple of days surrounding it too.
HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 6 days ago
My company originally said you got two free days off per year, outside the accrued PTO: one for your birthday, and one for parity because office #2 got a state holiday that #1 didn’t.
Now they moved to the “unlimited PTO” gimmick which has no right answer for how much time you can take off, so I follow the old PTO accrual schedule for my seniority as a guide.
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 6 days ago
What’s wrong with taking off? I do it every chance I get. Screw em, they take enough of my time, and I refuse to go a year where I leave any time unused.
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Yeah that’s fine, I try to use all my paid time off to, I just usually take it in larger chunks with family.
Stamau123@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I’ve never worked on my birthday
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 6 days ago
I’ve never really given much of a shit personally.
Humana@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I know several (small) companies that give you 8 hours PTO on your birthday. You can use it immediately or save it for later.
Monzcarro@feddit.uk 5 days ago
1, I used to work for this company when I was young and had no idea what my rights were. They very much took advantage of this, such as calling me in on an hours notice on my days off.
2, The Raw Egg Nationalist is a right-wing twat. …org.uk/…/egg-sposed-we-reveal-the-identity-of-fa…
Pika@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
I had a strict I don’t answer the phone when not working policy. They could attempt to call me in but it wouldn’t be recieved. If they asked me while I was at work I usually said yes, but I’m not about to come in on an hours notice
SirHery@lemmy.world 6 days ago
This picture is pure art. Holy shit.
Worx@lemmynsfw.com 6 days ago
Not even a nice pizza either, that’s clearly just a shitty microwave pizza
Sergio@slrpnk.net 6 days ago
Prolly Altoona pizza.
MurrayL@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Nah, that’s a Tesco uniform so probably UK. It’ll be a Chicago Town mini pizza.
netvor@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Most commenters here don’t appreciate how sad the image is: the headset is playing some corporate prefabricated Happy Birthday message, starting and ending with “Loving your work.” company motto accompanied with nothingmusic in background.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 days ago
This is Tesco. I heavily doubt they do that. The pizza is probably just something a colleague came up with than an actual policy thing.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I got called in for an inventory audit on my birthday and ended up working from 8am to 2am the following morning.
Agent641@lemmy.world 4 days ago
What kind of pizza did you get?
wabafee@lemmy.world 5 days ago
That same pizza is also given to those layoff I bet.
Valmond@lemmy.world 5 days ago
So they leave by themselves?
wabafee@lemmy.world 5 days ago
To keep everyone on the edge.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 days ago
That’s a man considering a new career.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Damn, is that a Lunchables UPLOADED!?
BipolarSilence@lemm.ee 5 days ago
Bro that looks like a waffle with syrup wth kinda pizza even is that
cikano@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I’d almost prefer if they didn’t give notice to my birthday if I got that pizza
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I can’t decide if this is AI generated or if bro has size 38 shoes
Trae@lemmy.world 5 days ago
He’s clearly a big guy, look how far his legs extend past the edge of a normal chair.
Jesus it’s wild to think people would assume I’m an AI generated image based off of the fact that I wear a size 15 US (49 Euro).
wax@feddit.nu 5 days ago
Sure, that’s what an AI generated image would say
Bahnd@lemmy.world 5 days ago
If he is working at a place that requires steel or composite toes they will also look like clown shoes.
LordCrom@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Why would he still have on his phone headset during lunch too?
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Is it a headset? They .ight just be cheap headphones, but you don’t really see those anymore
Snowclone@lemmy.world 5 days ago
They don’t match either…
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
A free meal on your birthday is pretty sweet.
supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Any reason he should not have come in during his birthday?
Suburbanl3g3nd@lemmings.world 5 days ago
… This is an AI pic and a probably fake description to go with it
netvor@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Who needs table when you are truly “Loving your work.”.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 6 days ago
Huge feet. Must have absolutely massive socks.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 6 days ago
And here I am taking off my entire birthday week off like a rube.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Anyone who willingly associates with Raw Egg Nationalist deserves this fate tbh
Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world 5 days ago
“I suddenly feel very sick.”
The pizza inexplicably gets tossed in the garbage and he’s homeward bound…
arudesalad@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
The “loving your work” poster behind him as well…
ElectricFire@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
And the trash can right next to him
StraponStratos@lemmy.sdf.org 6 days ago
But look how vibrant and happy the chairs are.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 days ago
That’s where the happiness goes.
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Headset still on
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Chef’s kiss. 👌