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Anon has a problem with inaccurate game titles

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • SomethingBurger@jlai.lu ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    DOOM Eternal

    game eventually ends

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    • i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      See also: Duke Nukem Forever

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      • Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        See also: Duke Nukem Forever

        See also: Bioshock: Infinite.

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      • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I think they were referring to the development time.

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  • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    > Final Fantasy
    > For the 16th fucking time

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  • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No Man’s Sky

    Obviously I am up here

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    • CyberMonkey404@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But you don’t own the sky

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      • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Take my love
        Take my land
        Take me where I cannot stand

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  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    > Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

    > Not a single vice to be found

    > House Flipper

    > All houses are orientated normally

    > Untitled Goose Game

    > Has title

    > Octodad

    > Absolutely not a single octopus in the game whatsoever

    > Golf With Your Friends

    > No friends.

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was thinking Vice City, no vices?? But I think I get what sort of vice you mean now

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      • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Image

        For anyone else who still doesn’t understand!

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    • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I have to challenge the octodad one: He has a wife and children obviously he isn’t single !

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    • setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh wow, now I want to make one of those physics gimmick games where you fire houses out of a trebuchet.

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      • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I will back this project on Kickstarter

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      • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Because of the use of the superior siege engine, I thoroughly approve.

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    • abfarid@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      With Octodad joke, are you implying that you didn’t see through the disguise? If so, I don’t think it fits with the rest and is confusing, tbh.

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      • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Not so much that I didn’t see through the disguise, more that the running joke of the game is that nobody else sees it other than the chef.

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      • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You’re a very fun person

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  • Kushan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You know what, shout out to Concord here. The official definition of a concord:

    agreement or harmony between people or groups.

    Everyone did in fact agree not to play the game.

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    • sukhmel@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ve read a wiki page about it, critics didn’t even score it too low. To me it seems that the issue was that Sony tried to make something just to profit off, without considering making it fun or novel, unexpectedly people didn’t want to pay for yet another multiplayer shooter without anything new.

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Battlefield 4

    Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield

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    • Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      >Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield

      Also:

      > Is at least the sixth game in the Battlefield franchise, with the most generous possible interpretation of what counts as a mainline game.

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  • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    >Dark Souls
    >Souls emit light

    >Hyper Light Drifter
    >There’s no car in the game

    >Final Fantasy
    >Has more than 10 sequels, hardly “final”

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    • Piemanding@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      >Dark Souls >Literally only one Dark Soul

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    • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      To be fair, DLC souls are pretty dark, and “drifter” also means “wanderer”

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  • nl4real@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Team Fortress 2

    No Fortress, nobody plays as a fucking team, and it’s the third game.

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    • GoodEye8@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I technically it might be the first game on the account of the previous 2 being mods.

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      • dubyakay@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Then it’d have been called Team Fortress.

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    • quantenzitrone@lemmings.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      first game was TF0

      game versions are zero-indexed

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  • Dungrad@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Counter Strike

    Only initial strikes

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    • DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Switch sides after the first game, there’s your counter strike.

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      • Dungrad@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Nope, as everything is reset. In this universe it’s clearly a new timeline independent of the first round.

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    > Legend of Zelda
> You're playing as Link save for a few games

    > Wolfenstein 3D
> Best it can do is raycasting and 2D sprites scaled

    > Valve Software Inc.
> Is a game developer and publishing company, does not develop software for plumbing

    > Epic Games
> Nowadays only create Fortnite, which is the opposite of being epic
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    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
      > Enter the Matrix
> No math whatsoever in the game
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      • davidgro@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Target audience is GPUs

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Legend of Zelda

      But you’re saving Zelda, so I think it gets a pass. Link’s Awakening is right out though, Zelda isn’t even a character in that one.

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  • Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wolfenstein 3d.

    2.5D engine. 😏

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    • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      it’s a rounding error

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      • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Rounding up on .5 is the most common method of rounding!

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  • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oxygen not Included: Starts with oxygen.

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  • Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They call it halflife because Gordon is middle aged

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    • Rokin@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He is 27 tho

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      • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ya, but look at what he does at his job. He’ll be lucky to make it to 54.

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      • pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And G-Man puts him into space prison for about another 27 years. I say name sticks

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  • bollybing@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Killing floor

    Scenery is non-destructible

    Black Mesa

    All the mesas are actually brown

    Max Payne 2:The Fall of Max Payne

    Actually he does fall over a lot in this game

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dead Cells

    Literally unable to die

    Slay the Spire

    The Spire slays you (I’m bad at it, okay)

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  • WldFyre@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Control

    Literally everything is out of control

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  • Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Resident Evil:

    Numerous non-residents are evil too

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  • HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mortal Kombat 1 - This is the 12th game in the series

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    • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      See also: Battlefield 1

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  • Justas@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dead Space

    You are alive and fight in claustrophobic environments.

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  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening

    Zelda doesn’t even appear

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    • odium@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hades 2: Hades is barely in it

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Infinite Wealth

    Never have enough money.

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    • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      With infinite wealth come infinite taxes. This is how you know this story is a work of fiction

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  • sag@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dark Souls Have white souls in it

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  • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    EVE Online: humanity’s distant future

    Halo: “Run! It’s the demon!”

    Mario Kart: drive around as Bowser

    Call of Duty: skip work to play

    Overwatch: small ground troop battles on city streets

    Battlefield: Hardline: use signal jammers to disrupt enemy radio comms

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Halo

      To be fair, the first happens entirely on a Halo. The rest of the series is a lie.

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  • yamanii@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    River City Girls

    You can play as the boys.

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Counter Strike - You’re attacking first

    Double Dragon - Lacks even a single dragon

    Freespace - Space is already occupied

    Risk of Rain - Never rains

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War

    Singing is an important part of the plot.

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  • polycephalum@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Black & White

    Is in color

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  • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    half life could just be using phone battery rules. even if your total phone battery capacity is 80% it’s original capacity, it still lets you charge it to “100%”, its just that you’ve charged it to 100% of that 80%.

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  • quantenzitrone@lemmings.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    dark souls

    souls are displayed as white orbs of light

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