> Final Fantasy
> For the 16th fucking time
Anon has a problem with inaccurate game titles
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rtxn@lemmy.world 2 years ago
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
No Man’s Sky
Obviously I am up here
CyberMonkey404@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
But you don’t own the sky
tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Take my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 2 years ago
> Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
> Not a single vice to be found
> House Flipper
> All houses are orientated normally
> Untitled Goose Game
> Has title
> Octodad
> Absolutely not a single octopus in the game whatsoever
> Golf With Your Friends
> No friends.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I was thinking Vice City, no vices?? But I think I get what sort of vice you mean now
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 2 years ago
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Oh wow, now I want to make one of those physics gimmick games where you fire houses out of a trebuchet.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 years ago
I will back this project on Kickstarter
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Because of the use of the superior siege engine, I thoroughly approve.
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 years ago
I have to challenge the octodad one: He has a wife and children obviously he isn’t single !
abfarid@startrek.website 2 years ago
With Octodad joke, are you implying that you didn’t see through the disguise? If so, I don’t think it fits with the rest and is confusing, tbh.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Not so much that I didn’t see through the disguise, more that the running joke of the game is that nobody else sees it other than the chef.
Kushan@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You know what, shout out to Concord here. The official definition of a concord:
agreement or harmony between people or groups.
Everyone did in fact agree not to play the game.
sukhmel@programming.dev 2 years ago
I’ve read a wiki page about it, critics didn’t even score it too low. To me it seems that the issue was that Sony tried to make something just to profit off, without considering making it fun or novel, unexpectedly people didn’t want to pay for yet another multiplayer shooter without anything new.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Battlefield 4
Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield
Zagorath@aussie.zone 2 years ago
>Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield
Also:
> Is at least the sixth game in the Battlefield franchise, with the most generous possible interpretation of what counts as a mainline game.
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
>Dark Souls
>Souls emit light>Hyper Light Drifter
>There’s no car in the game>Final Fantasy
>Has more than 10 sequels, hardly “final”Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
>Dark Souls >Literally only one Dark Soul
rockerface@lemm.ee 2 years ago
To be fair, DLC souls are pretty dark, and “drifter” also means “wanderer”
nl4real@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Team Fortress 2
No Fortress, nobody plays as a fucking team, and it’s the third game.
GoodEye8@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I technically it might be the first game on the account of the previous 2 being mods.
dubyakay@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Then it’d have been called Team Fortress.
quantenzitrone@lemmings.world 2 years ago
first game was TF0
game versions are zero-indexed
Dungrad@feddit.org 2 years ago
Counter Strike
Only initial strikes
DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Switch sides after the first game, there’s your counter strike.
Dungrad@feddit.org 2 years ago
Nope, as everything is reset. In this universe it’s clearly a new timeline independent of the first round.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 years ago
> Legend of Zelda > You're playing as Link save for a few games
> Wolfenstein 3D > Best it can do is raycasting and 2D sprites scaled
> Valve Software Inc. > Is a game developer and publishing company, does not develop software for plumbing
> Epic Games > Nowadays only create Fortnite, which is the opposite of being epic
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Legend of Zelda
But you’re saving Zelda, so I think it gets a pass. Link’s Awakening is right out though, Zelda isn’t even a character in that one.
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
Wolfenstein 3d.
2.5D engine. 😏
affiliate@lemmy.world 2 years ago
it’s a rounding error
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Rounding up on .5 is the most common method of rounding!
Sabata11792@ani.social 2 years ago
Oxygen not Included: Starts with oxygen.
Cheems@lemmy.world 2 years ago
They call it halflife because Gordon is middle aged
Rokin@lemm.ee 2 years ago
He is 27 tho
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Ya, but look at what he does at his job. He’ll be lucky to make it to 54.
pkmkdz@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
And G-Man puts him into space prison for about another 27 years. I say name sticks
rockerface@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Dead Cells
Literally unable to die
Slay the Spire
The Spire slays you (I’m bad at it, okay)
bollybing@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
Killing floor
Scenery is non-destructible
Black Mesa
All the mesas are actually brown
Max Payne 2:The Fall of Max Payne
Actually he does fall over a lot in this game
WldFyre@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Control
Literally everything is out of control
Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Resident Evil:
Numerous non-residents are evil too
HawlSera@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Mortal Kombat 1 - This is the 12th game in the series
rockerface@lemm.ee 2 years ago
See also: Battlefield 1
Justas@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Dead Space
You are alive and fight in claustrophobic environments.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
Zelda doesn’t even appear
odium@programming.dev 2 years ago
Hades 2: Hades is barely in it
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
Infinite Wealth
Never have enough money.
rockerface@lemm.ee 2 years ago
With infinite wealth come infinite taxes. This is how you know this story is a work of fiction
sag@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Dark Souls Have white souls in it
intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 years ago
EVE Online: humanity’s distant future
Halo: “Run! It’s the demon!”
Mario Kart: drive around as Bowser
Call of Duty: skip work to play
Overwatch: small ground troop battles on city streets
Battlefield: Hardline: use signal jammers to disrupt enemy radio comms
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Halo
To be fair, the first happens entirely on a Halo. The rest of the series is a lie.
yamanii@lemmy.world 2 years ago
River City Girls
You can play as the boys.
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 years ago
Counter Strike - You’re attacking first
Double Dragon - Lacks even a single dragon
Freespace - Space is already occupied
Risk of Rain - Never rains
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War
Singing is an important part of the plot.
polycephalum@lemmy.today 2 years ago
Black & White
Is in color
affiliate@lemmy.world 2 years ago
half life could just be using phone battery rules. even if your total phone battery capacity is 80% it’s original capacity, it still lets you charge it to “100%”, its just that you’ve charged it to 100% of that 80%.
quantenzitrone@lemmings.world 2 years ago
dark souls
souls are displayed as white orbs of light
SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 2 years ago
i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 2 years ago
See also: Duke Nukem Forever
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
See also: Bioshock: Infinite.
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I think they were referring to the development time.