That pizza guy's name? Albert Einstein
Anon goes out with friends
Submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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subignition@fedia.io 9 months ago
bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
Directed by Christopher Nolan
Thassodar@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Produced by Harvey Weinstein
match@pawb.social 9 months ago
/r/nothingeverhappens
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
That evening, someone didn’t get the pizza they ordered. They must’ve Benn pretty bummed about it. But Anon was certainly happier to east it than they were upset to not get it, so total happiness increases!
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
Anon told his boss, so maybe boss ordered another pizza?
shneancy@lemmy.world 9 months ago
yea most likely someone just had to wait double the time for their pizza, which can be as little as 20minutes
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I heard someone jumped off of that bridge that night due to being so bummed about not getting their pizza.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
I heard it was the entire family.
samus12345@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Probably the boss explained something happened and sent them another pizze for free or gave them a refund.
kandoh@reddthat.com 9 months ago
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
Paranomaly@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
This is a good saying and sometimes true, but mental illness is usually a forever problem. I don’t say that to disparage it either; depression, anxiety, schizophrenia, and internalized abuse fucking suck and it takes a while to tear down the self preservation instinct to the point where an ending can seem appealing, even if just for a moment.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
This is why we need to legalize psychedelics, when paired with counseling, they can create moments where you can see alternatives.
GaMEChld@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Eventually I realized that life itself is a temporary problem in the grand scheme of infinities. That realization kept me alive long enough to develop more positive coping tools.
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
A permanent solution sounds pretty nice
boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 9 months ago
Works 100% of the time when completed. You can’t argue with results
Hikermick@lemmy.world 9 months ago
One person’s problem is over but everyone who cared about them has problems that are just beginning
Grass@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
the temporary problem of always being a corporate slave until I die anyways, and failing every attempt at running a business or getting a better paying job, etc. Health continually tanking, bloody poop, constant migraines, cognitive decline, way behind on taxes again, feeling stressed out by any and all social stuff, no motovation to do anything yet trudging on for no idea why, nothing is fun, earth is being killed by the ultra rich and nothing is working, the masses are becoming more stupid and only helping worsen everything. dunno probably more. it comes and goes for me. my animals still need me but if I didn’t have them I wouldn’t have the energy for more of this shit. Maybe if it didn’t cost so much to merely be alive, let alone do or have enjoyable things.
kandoh@reddthat.com 9 months ago
All those issues are solvable, as long as you’re still alive
Jolteon@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
I mean, to be fair he was literally out with a friend. A new friend, yes, but a friend.
Zagorath@aussie.zone 9 months ago
That is, indeed, the point of that line.
dwindling7373@feddit.it 9 months ago
No, the point of that line is that he did not, in fact, told his parents about his suicide attempt.
CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Got stopped by a rando while trying to build up the courage to jump. Told him that my car was broken down and that’s why I was stopped in the middle of the bridge in pouring down rain.
He got out and offered to help me, despite the fact that it was 3AM and the rain was coming down hard.
Awkward.
The car of course started just fine and I thanked him and continued my drive home.
I doubt he had any idea the difference he made.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 9 months ago
was actually going to an hero
This is the most awkward treatment I’ve ever seen. Was it a typo? Autocorrect? Pasted in the wrong spot? All 3??
I can’t seem to fix it. Not what this post is about but it annoyed me, so now you have to be annoyed as well.
tweeks@feddit.nl 9 months ago
A few comments below taught me that it apparently originates from this meme where it was a mix of a typo and a loving description of a suicidal person.
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
wow, just when you think 4chan can’t sink any lower
Revan343@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
‘An hero’ is an old 4chanism thateans committing suicide
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 9 months ago
iirc it comes from a someone posting about thier son who killed themselves and made a typo saying “he was an hero” so naturally 4chan turned the phrase “an hero” into a way to say “to commit suicide”.
psud@aussie.zone 9 months ago
‘an hero’ means to suicide
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Fuckin hell I’m old lmao. Anyone else with me? This was the standard speak of 4chan back in like… '07…'08?
Revan343@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Like '05, it’s old. Fuck. I’m old.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
It isn’t exactly celebrating suicide, it’s kinda making fun of it in a way.
It started from some myspace post long long ago, in which some kid named Mitchell had killed himself and one of their friends or family members made a memorial myspace page about it including the typo “He was such an hero, to take it all away.” The post continues to use “an hero” multiple times, (h/o I bet I can find it, brb.)
/b/tards latched onto it pretty quick, and the meme became that people who killed themselves are “an hero” just like Mitchell.
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Don’t let your worst day be your last. A large portion of people who survive true suicide attempts tell you they changed their mind as they jumped.
If you’re feeling suicidal, the solution isn’t to remove yourself from the situation. The solution is to get out of the situation that makes you feel that way. There are people who want to help you do that. Make the call ❤️
bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
A large portion of people who survive true suicide attempts tell you they changed their mind as they jumped.
I’ve never been personally suicidal, but if there’s ever been anything that made me fear the idea of ever doing it, it would be “The View From Halfway Down” in Bojack Horseman (both the episode and the titular poem)
Restaldt@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That show would have gone down in history as legendary if they had let that be the last episode. I didn’t particularly like the final episode maybe i just didn’t get what it was going for. But the build up to what seemed like bojack dying alone through every fault of his own was so fitting for the series. Just my opinion tho.
I can’t rewatch the series because of that episode punching far too close to home and because i didn’t like the actual ending. Epic episode instant existential sprial
ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
The solution is to get out of the situation that makes you feel that way.
Cool, I’ll just send you an invoice for my rent then.
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’m not a charity, but there are many, when you decide to be strong and change instead of weak and taking it lying down.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
remove yourself from the situation
Well, that’s literally the same thing, at least in my area. But point taken. :)
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Ha, I didn’t make it very clear, but yes, the solution is not to remove yourself from “them” but to get “them” away from you, whoever or whatever those aggravating conditions may be
tweeks@feddit.nl 9 months ago
Well to be fair, to get out of the situation that makes you feel that way is pretty similar as to remove yourself from it.
But I’m being pedantic, I do get what you mean of course. Personally I’m not really against ending ones own life per se, only the dramatic options that usually lead to all kinds of trauma should be looked at. We can handle this as a society with a gentle support for those who’d like to pass away.
It can be an acceptable solution to ones pain; but for the sake of your surroundings it should perhaps not be the first.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 months ago
I don’t understand the ‘an hero’ sentence, can someone enlighten me?
Switchblade@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
An hero means suicide.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 months ago
I kind of figured, bu not really how.
But through the power of internet search I found out:
kandoh@reddthat.com 9 months ago
Reference to a 4chan bullying campaign against a family whose son killed themselves and they made a grammar mistake on the Facebook post.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 months ago
Yeah I k=v=found the reference and posted a follow up. But thnx for exxplaining.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Anon left out the sweaty buttsex.
mriormro@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Not everything is about sex.
bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
But also not everything isn’t.
boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 9 months ago
Uh…yes it is
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Are there any pizza places that deliver at 1 AM?
OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 9 months ago
There was a place near my college that delivered until 4am. Horrible pizza. Got it all the time.
teamevil@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’m beginning to think Pizza guys are the heroes we need
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 months ago
They give us what we all crave: stuffed crust
half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 9 months ago
More pizza deliveries die on job than blue guys. Where thin bread line
Glytch@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Pizza guy here, the best way to show gratitude is with a large gratuity.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Gratitude all over me don’t worry about my hair
Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Hiro Protagonist would agree
TheFrogThatFlies@lemmy.world 9 months ago
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teamevil@lemmy.world 9 months ago
And to Amazon I go