That pizza guy's name? Albert Einstein
Anon goes out with friends
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subignition@fedia.io 1 month ago
bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Directed by Christopher Nolan
Thassodar@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Produced by Harvey Weinstein
match@pawb.social 1 month ago
/r/nothingeverhappens
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
That evening, someone didn’t get the pizza they ordered. They must’ve Benn pretty bummed about it. But Anon was certainly happier to east it than they were upset to not get it, so total happiness increases!
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Anon told his boss, so maybe boss ordered another pizza?
shneancy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
yea most likely someone just had to wait double the time for their pizza, which can be as little as 20minutes
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I heard someone jumped off of that bridge that night due to being so bummed about not getting their pizza.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I heard it was the entire family.
samus12345@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Probably the boss explained something happened and sent them another pizze for free or gave them a refund.
kandoh@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
Paranomaly@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
This is a good saying and sometimes true, but mental illness is usually a forever problem. I don’t say that to disparage it either; depression, anxiety, schizophrenia, and internalized abuse fucking suck and it takes a while to tear down the self preservation instinct to the point where an ending can seem appealing, even if just for a moment.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
This is why we need to legalize psychedelics, when paired with counseling, they can create moments where you can see alternatives.
GaMEChld@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Eventually I realized that life itself is a temporary problem in the grand scheme of infinities. That realization kept me alive long enough to develop more positive coping tools.
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
A permanent solution sounds pretty nice
boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 1 month ago
Works 100% of the time when completed. You can’t argue with results
Hikermick@lemmy.world 1 month ago
One person’s problem is over but everyone who cared about them has problems that are just beginning
Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
the temporary problem of always being a corporate slave until I die anyways, and failing every attempt at running a business or getting a better paying job, etc. Health continually tanking, bloody poop, constant migraines, cognitive decline, way behind on taxes again, feeling stressed out by any and all social stuff, no motovation to do anything yet trudging on for no idea why, nothing is fun, earth is being killed by the ultra rich and nothing is working, the masses are becoming more stupid and only helping worsen everything. dunno probably more. it comes and goes for me. my animals still need me but if I didn’t have them I wouldn’t have the energy for more of this shit. Maybe if it didn’t cost so much to merely be alive, let alone do or have enjoyable things.
kandoh@reddthat.com 1 month ago
All those issues are solvable, as long as you’re still alive
Jolteon@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I mean, to be fair he was literally out with a friend. A new friend, yes, but a friend.
Zagorath@aussie.zone 1 month ago
That is, indeed, the point of that line.
dwindling7373@feddit.it 1 month ago
No, the point of that line is that he did not, in fact, told his parents about his suicide attempt.
CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Got stopped by a rando while trying to build up the courage to jump. Told him that my car was broken down and that’s why I was stopped in the middle of the bridge in pouring down rain.
He got out and offered to help me, despite the fact that it was 3AM and the rain was coming down hard.
Awkward.
The car of course started just fine and I thanked him and continued my drive home.
I doubt he had any idea the difference he made.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 month ago
was actually going to an hero
This is the most awkward treatment I’ve ever seen. Was it a typo? Autocorrect? Pasted in the wrong spot? All 3??
I can’t seem to fix it. Not what this post is about but it annoyed me, so now you have to be annoyed as well.
tweeks@feddit.nl 1 month ago
A few comments below taught me that it apparently originates from this meme where it was a mix of a typo and a loving description of a suicidal person.
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
wow, just when you think 4chan can’t sink any lower
Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
‘An hero’ is an old 4chanism thateans committing suicide
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 1 month ago
iirc it comes from a someone posting about thier son who killed themselves and made a typo saying “he was an hero” so naturally 4chan turned the phrase “an hero” into a way to say “to commit suicide”.
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fuckin hell I’m old lmao. Anyone else with me? This was the standard speak of 4chan back in like… '07…'08?
Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Like '05, it’s old. Fuck. I’m old.
psud@aussie.zone 1 month ago
‘an hero’ means to suicide
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
It isn’t exactly celebrating suicide, it’s kinda making fun of it in a way.
It started from some myspace post long long ago, in which some kid named Mitchell had killed himself and one of their friends or family members made a memorial myspace page about it including the typo “He was such an hero, to take it all away.” The post continues to use “an hero” multiple times, (h/o I bet I can find it, brb.)
/b/tards latched onto it pretty quick, and the meme became that people who killed themselves are “an hero” just like Mitchell.
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Don’t let your worst day be your last. A large portion of people who survive true suicide attempts tell you they changed their mind as they jumped.
If you’re feeling suicidal, the solution isn’t to remove yourself from the situation. The solution is to get out of the situation that makes you feel that way. There are people who want to help you do that. Make the call ❤️
bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
A large portion of people who survive true suicide attempts tell you they changed their mind as they jumped.
I’ve never been personally suicidal, but if there’s ever been anything that made me fear the idea of ever doing it, it would be “The View From Halfway Down” in Bojack Horseman (both the episode and the titular poem)
Restaldt@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That show would have gone down in history as legendary if they had let that be the last episode. I didn’t particularly like the final episode maybe i just didn’t get what it was going for. But the build up to what seemed like bojack dying alone through every fault of his own was so fitting for the series. Just my opinion tho.
I can’t rewatch the series because of that episode punching far too close to home and because i didn’t like the actual ending. Epic episode instant existential sprial
ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
The solution is to get out of the situation that makes you feel that way.
Cool, I’ll just send you an invoice for my rent then.
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m not a charity, but there are many, when you decide to be strong and change instead of weak and taking it lying down.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
remove yourself from the situation
Well, that’s literally the same thing, at least in my area. But point taken. :)
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ha, I didn’t make it very clear, but yes, the solution is not to remove yourself from “them” but to get “them” away from you, whoever or whatever those aggravating conditions may be
tweeks@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Well to be fair, to get out of the situation that makes you feel that way is pretty similar as to remove yourself from it.
But I’m being pedantic, I do get what you mean of course. Personally I’m not really against ending ones own life per se, only the dramatic options that usually lead to all kinds of trauma should be looked at. We can handle this as a society with a gentle support for those who’d like to pass away.
It can be an acceptable solution to ones pain; but for the sake of your surroundings it should perhaps not be the first.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 month ago
I don’t understand the ‘an hero’ sentence, can someone enlighten me?
Switchblade@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
An hero means suicide.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 month ago
I kind of figured, bu not really how.
But through the power of internet search I found out:
kandoh@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Reference to a 4chan bullying campaign against a family whose son killed themselves and they made a grammar mistake on the Facebook post.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Yeah I k=v=found the reference and posted a follow up. But thnx for exxplaining.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Anon left out the sweaty buttsex.
mriormro@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not everything is about sex.
bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
But also not everything isn’t.
boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 1 month ago
Uh…yes it is
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Are there any pizza places that deliver at 1 AM?
OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 1 month ago
There was a place near my college that delivered until 4am. Horrible pizza. Got it all the time.
teamevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m beginning to think Pizza guys are the heroes we need
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
They give us what we all crave: stuffed crust
half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 1 month ago
More pizza deliveries die on job than blue guys. Where thin bread line
Glytch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pizza guy here, the best way to show gratitude is with a large gratuity.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Gratitude all over me don’t worry about my hair
Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Hiro Protagonist would agree
TheFrogThatFlies@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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teamevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And to Amazon I go