can I skip the exercise part?
Submitted 2 weeks ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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expatriado@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
bridgeburner@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why tf would drinking alkaline water be good for you? I believe it would be bad for u in the long-term, cos that would make ur body produce more stomach acid since it constantly gets neutralized, or am I wrong here?
Duranie@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
This one always makes me crazy. Our stomachs work to keep an acidic environment for our protection and digestion.
Hey! Maybe I should sand off the skin on my body to get more vitamin D when I sunbathe!
ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
It’s marketing bs because there is pseudoscience that the cause of cancer and other illnesses is from acids and alkaline water will prevent you from those illnesses even though it’s completely bunk and push by the same people who think essential oils can heal you too
CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Would it be wrong to offer someone like this a spoonful of lye? Its alkaline…
rbos@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Just add a little squirt of lemon for flavour.
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
SqUiRt Of LeMoN!
Jaycifer@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
It can be handy in the short term. After a few days of greasy festival food my gerd was acting up (it was worth it), so I got some alkaline water to sip on the long drive home, and it helped keep things a little calmer. Long term though there’s no reason for it.
DrWorm@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Wouldn’t a Tums be just as effective? And cheaper?
slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It is good for reflux, as it helps to remove acidity from the esophagus.
But after it gets to the stomach and meets your stomach acid, it doesn’t matter. It’s not gonna change stomach acidity or pH level in intestines, but can help with reflux symptoms and avoid esophagal erosion, ehich can lead to cancer.
So it’s something that is useful, but for different reasons than most people think.
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
You really have a problem with the alkaline water and not cutting someone’s face and sewing in place of yours?
ACindyDerg@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I know, it’s like they want to piss on the poor or something
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ceenote@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not sure the daily sun will be good for my sewn-on face. Better get extras.
GhostFace@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Leatherface only needed 3 faces. That should be enough for the rest of us.
chaogomu@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You do you, but I’m going to stick with the recommendation of one per day. Any more than that just seems wasteful.
forgetful_fox@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
You want to take his face… Off.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Beat me to it.
Sarcasmo220@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
High pH water is a deal breaker for me
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What does that even mean?
normalentrance@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
It’s basic…
Opposed to acidic. I’ll see myself out.
HereIAm@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Alkaline water with a bit of lemon in it!
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
no sugar
I ded
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Switch? I’ll take your exercise while you take my mandatory 30 min sun part?
Brummbaer@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
My water refuses to go over 7 pH , I blame the covid vaccines.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I checked everything off but I can’t find high Ph water.
CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
pewpew@feddit.it 2 weeks ago
No sugar? Is that good advice?
kadotux@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
It’s probably meant to say"no excessive sugar" which isn’t a lot
guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Probably no refined sugars; so no eating processed foods.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wait till they find out why fruit tastes sweet, and what starch is made of.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Can I use a staple gun? I’m not that good a sewing
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Does capturing the person count as one of the workouts?
texture@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
i havent read a book in 20 years but i read for hours each day
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Memes don’t count
texture@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
send me the list of what counts, lost mine
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I stopped reading after the 8+ hours of sleep part.
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If you can’t sleep 8 hours within a 30 day period, you should seek medical help. I can sleep 8+ hours in just a week, and I’m not even that good at sleeping.
Cabbage_Pout61@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ll one up you, I can sleep 8h in… Two days!
hubobes@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Nice, almost there, need to work on that no sugar part, hard to not get some cravings.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It puts the 70 spf lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again. 15 minutes before sun exposure.
Sergio@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
lostepisodesfoundagain@kbin.earth 2 weeks ago
where's the part where I contemplate shooting myself for the 6th time this week
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I think the mediate 10 minutes is something thst turns a lot of people off but the secret is you just have to sit quietly not thinking about much. That’s what’s important
jobbies@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
The Ed Gein detox
Rawrosaurus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I do all of these except for the last two and I have been genuinely unrecognizable by people I once knew.
robocall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I eat a lot of fruit. Fruit has sugar in it. Do I have to quit fruits?
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Protip: if you can drink really high pH water you’ll only have to do this for one day
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I only drink pH14 water
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That stopped being water long ago
idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
whatever kills you makes you stronger!
CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If youbuse sodium hydroxide to raise your the ph of the water, you can also make yourself into soap!