It puts the 70 spf lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again. 15 minutes before sun exposure.
can I skip the exercise part?
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ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I checked everything off but I can’t find high Ph water.
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
Protip: if you can drink really high pH water you’ll only have to do this for one day
CADmonkey@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
If youbuse sodium hydroxide to raise your the ph of the water, you can also make yourself into soap!
idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
whatever kills you makes you stronger!
bridgeburner@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Why tf would drinking alkaline water be good for you? I believe it would be bad for u in the long-term, cos that would make ur body produce more stomach acid since it constantly gets neutralized, or am I wrong here?
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 hour ago
You really have a problem with the alkaline water and not cutting someone’s face and sewing in place of yours?
Duranie@leminal.space 4 hours ago
This one always makes me crazy. Our stomachs work to keep an acidic environment for our protection and digestion.
Hey! Maybe I should sand off the skin on my body to get more vitamin D when I sunbathe!
ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 hours ago
It’s marketing bs because there is pseudoscience that the cause of cancer and other illnesses is from acids and alkaline water will prevent you from those illnesses even though it’s completely bunk and push by the same people who think essential oils can heal you too
CADmonkey@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Would it be wrong to offer someone like this a spoonful of lye? Its alkaline…
Jaycifer@piefed.social 3 hours ago
It can be handy in the short term. After a few days of greasy festival food my gerd was acting up (it was worth it), so I got some alkaline water to sip on the long drive home, and it helped keep things a little calmer. Long term though there’s no reason for it.
robocall@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I eat a lot of fruit. Fruit has sugar in it. Do I have to quit fruits?
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
forgetful_fox@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 hours ago
You want to take his face… Off.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Beat me to it.
expatriado@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
texture@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
i havent read a book in 20 years but i read for hours each day
ceenote@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Not sure the daily sun will be good for my sewn-on face. Better get extras.
GhostFace@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
Leatherface only needed 3 faces. That should be enough for the rest of us.
chaogomu@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
You do you, but I’m going to stick with the recommendation of one per day. Any more than that just seems wasteful.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Does capturing the person count as one of the workouts?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
no sugar
I ded
Sergio@piefed.social 4 hours ago
Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 9 hours ago
Switch? I’ll take your exercise while you take my mandatory 30 min sun part?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
I stopped reading after the 8+ hours of sleep part.
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
If you can’t sleep 8 hours within a 30 day period, you should seek medical help. I can sleep 8+ hours in just a week, and I’m not even that good at sleeping.
Cabbage_Pout61@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I’ll one up you, I can sleep 8h in… Two days!
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I think the mediate 10 minutes is something thst turns a lot of people off but the secret is you just have to sit quietly not thinking about much. That’s what’s important
lostepisodesfoundagain@kbin.earth 8 hours ago
where's the part where I contemplate shooting myself for the 6th time this week
Formfiller@lemmy.world 39 minutes ago
Can I use a staple gun? I’m not that good a sewing