You missed a letter in “Idiota.”
Streamline it
Submitted 2 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If it just dipped down to DC you’re spot on.
aburrito@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Just as always gerrymandering in Floxas giving them disproportionate amount of power in representation smh
db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The line above them is just showing where to cut, Bugs Bunny style.
hateisreality@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Way too much importance given to useless flyover states,
radiofreebc@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
[deleted]hateisreality@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fair enough… I’m pretty fucking disgusted with all of it… I wish all these racist ignorant Nazis just didn’t exist
Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Perfect only if each border is also a giant border wall with guards. That way Missarado will be the most immigrant free place in the world.
Of course every American citizen is presumed immigrant unless they have the seven required identification documents on their person at all times as outlined in the 28th and 30th Amendment.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Everything is bigger in Floxas 😏
cmbabul@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Flexes would’ve made this joke even better
merc@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Including the economy. Access to the Atlantic, exclusive access to the Gulf of Mexico, and controlling almost all access to Mexico would mean its economy was much bigger than Arizama.
Ava@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
These will all be football fields in the year 17776.
dan69@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Are these the original 13 colonies I keep hearing about ??
db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Now commenters can severely narrow down their location for randos voluntarily by saying something like “I don’t want to live in floxas” or whatever.
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
“I don’t want to live in the USA”
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t want to live in Alaskrida.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
It has been too long without state border restructuring. It’s time to make some adjustments!
darkmogool@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
washconsin is somethin arizwana would likt to do
StillAlive@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Nebrinia sounds like a syrup for sleep disorder.
ashenone@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I fuck with maintana
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
13 again, and flag-accurate
bold_omi@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Then get rid of Floxas, and we’re mostly good. /j
yesman@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is still more rational than the original Senate, and the modern Senate.
nonfuinoncuro@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
thanks i hate it
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
San Diego would be part of Arizona?
The Zonies would like that.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Looks like it was written in Esperanto.
mech@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
It’s missing Hawaska
MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
That first one seems like it would be a high maintana-nce state.
merc@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
What time is it in Washconsin?
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
This is Delsylvansey erasure!
kossa@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Missorado just this mythical place, where you find unheard troves of misery.
zxqwas@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Country roads, take me home to… ???
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The plaaaace…Washoregingtooooon…
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Maybe it would give Floxas enough sway to finally secede and live out their wildest fantasy of becoming the worst place on earth
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
It’s not fair enough. They all need to border Canada and Mexico, not just have access to both coasts.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This would be soooo coooooooool
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah… I also saw Man in the High Castle.
Murse@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Hawaska left off the map again.
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
puerto rico too
schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
*Virtoislico