Streamline it

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• Murse@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hawaska left off the map again.

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  • protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    puerto rico too

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    • schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      *Virtoislico

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• WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You missed a letter in “Idiota.”

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  • somethingsnappy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If it just dipped down to DC you’re spot on.

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• aburrito@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just as always gerrymandering in Floxas giving them disproportionate amount of power in representation smh

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The line above them is just showing where to cut, Bugs Bunny style.

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• hateisreality@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Way too much importance given to useless flyover states,

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  • radiofreebc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • hateisreality@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fair enough… I’m pretty fucking disgusted with all of it… I wish all these racist ignorant Nazis just didn’t exist

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• Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Perfect only if each border is also a giant border wall with guards. That way Missarado will be the most immigrant free place in the world.

  Of course every American citizen is presumed immigrant unless they have the seven required identification documents on their person at all times as outlined in the 28th and 30th Amendment.

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Everything is bigger in Floxas 😏

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  • cmbabul@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Flexes would’ve made this joke even better

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  • merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Including the economy. Access to the Atlantic, exclusive access to the Gulf of Mexico, and controlling almost all access to Mexico would mean its economy was much bigger than Arizama.

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• Ava@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  These will all be football fields in the year 17776.

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• dan69@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Are these the original 13 colonies I keep hearing about ??

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Now commenters can severely narrow down their location for randos voluntarily by saying something like “I don’t want to live in floxas” or whatever.

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  • Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I don’t want to live in the USA”

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  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t want to live in Alaskrida.

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It has been too long without state border restructuring. It’s time to make some adjustments!

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• darkmogool@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  washconsin is somethin arizwana would likt to do

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• StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nebrinia sounds like a syrup for sleep disorder.

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• ashenone@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I fuck with maintana

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• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  13 again, and flag-accurate

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• bold_omi@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Then get rid of Floxas, and we’re mostly good. /j

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• yesman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is still more rational than the original Senate, and the modern Senate.

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• nonfuinoncuro@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  thanks i hate it

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• SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  San Diego would be part of Arizona?

  The Zonies would like that.

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• Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Looks like it was written in Esperanto.

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• mech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s missing Hawaska

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• MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That first one seems like it would be a high maintana-nce state.

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• merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What time is it in Washconsin?

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is Delsylvansey erasure!

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• kossa@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Missorado just this mythical place, where you find unheard troves of misery.

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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Country roads, take me home to… ???

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The plaaaace…Washoregingtooooon…

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• ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maybe it would give Floxas enough sway to finally secede and live out their wildest fantasy of becoming the worst place on earth

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s not fair enough. They all need to border Canada and Mexico, not just have access to both coasts.

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This would be soooo coooooooool

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• mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah… I also saw Man in the High Castle.

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