8 characters? How about we make it 16?

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨19⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Ncvsvjsxhvxs727£2

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• human@slrpnk.net ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cat 6 of 9 tails

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  • HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Isn’t that a Star Trek character

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  • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They now have Cat 8 cables, if you want to whip them even faster

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    • edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But does it really whip the llama’s ass?

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    • human@slrpnk.net ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What a time to be alive.

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• TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My underdeveloped brain racted badly to to to word “alphanumeric chatacter(s)”

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• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  2 characters but they need to talk to each other and not about a man

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  • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Real men are far too hard to find, anyway. They’re mostly insecure AF children overcompensating for… things. It’s always the little things that fuck everything up.

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• Pat@feddit.nu ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The problem with doing the safeword like that is that it counterintuitively REDUCES entropy (you just use ! for the special character, first character’s uppercase, number at the end), and is so hard to remember it just goes on a Post-It. Get a couple dice and the EFF Large Wordlist. New Requirement: Safeword Must Have >80b Entropy.

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• fubarx@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cat-9 tails.

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Your safe word requires two factor authentication. I hope you kept your phone handy.

  That or put a yubikey on your nipple ring.

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  • bampop@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You have used the safe word correctly. Now please identify all the squares with traffic lights in them so we can email you a six digit code in order to proceed

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  • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fun fact: I work in municipal government and they started making us use 2-factor that sent messages to our cell phones. That came back to bite us when we got an Open Records request that included a request for text messages between staff containing specific keywords. Employees who didn’t have a city-issued phone and hadn’t been using their personal phones for work got pretty upset when I had to take their phones and search their text histories.

    And that’s how every remaining employee down to the guys running the lawnmowers in the parks department got a monthly phone stipend.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You mean “had been using their personal phones”? Or you had to take their personal phones regardless? In which case the phone stipend wouldn’t have mattered? Makes me think some people might just pocket the stipend and then be upset when the same thing happens again, so maybe you should just issue phones lol.

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• RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Am I the only one having anxiety about the kinked bend?

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  • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    What, getting anxious about the handle bend, but not the handle wrapping?

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  • protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    kinky

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• GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Here i a save password feel free to use it. @F0#wvcQaVocoK^62

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  • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    All I see is ***, this must be some fedi security measure.

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ok, so the safe word is 16, got it!

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨29⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Image

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• SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So they can be any characters? Can they all be from the same show?

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  • gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Zing!

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• bottleofchips@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I know I shouldn’t kink shame but the fold capturing that D ring is objectively disgusting

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  • MerryJaneDoe@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh…you said “fold”. Core memory triggered.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTkPiA9xdiE

    Yeah… Grab my terryfold flaps Grab my flappy folds Grab my terryfolds Grab my foldy flaps Hey, touch my foldy flaps Grab my terryfolds Grab my foldy holds Grab my terry flaps In my terryfolds Grab my terry flaps You gotta touch 'em… my terryfolds Grab my terryfolds Touch my holdy flaps Take a big flap Take my foldy flaps (Aaah) My terryfolds (Aaah) My foldy holds (Oooh) And my terry flaps Gotta grab my terry flaps Grab my terry flaps Squeeze my holdy folds Hold my coldy folds Grab my foldy tolds Grab my terry flap holds Grab my terryfolds Hold my foldy folds Hold my terryfolds Hey, did you ever wanna hold a terryfold? I got one right here (here) Grab my terry flap Squeeze it, grab it, squeeze and tug on my terry flap Hey, I wanna take you to the terryfold dance Wanna come with me? You can grab my holdy folds Squeeze them tight, you son of a bitch! Suck my holdy flappy folds Lick my flappy foldy holds My terry flaps in your mouth Suck my flaps you piece of shit! Fuck you (fuck you) You stupid dumb motherfucking bitch (Aaah Aaah) Hey, grab my terry flaps Gonna eat those toldy folds I gotta couple of terryfold flaps I got a flappy foldy flap I’m gonna go take you to food Gonna eat, then we’re going to the terryfold dance (dance) You and me We’re gonna go to the terryfold place It’s gonna be a night out Gonna have a real fancy time Hoo!

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• MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Easy to pronounce!

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• kamillz@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve had one of those used on me once. Its really good fun

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  • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How different is it from the good ol hand? I’ve never been in relationships where we’d explore anything further

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    • kamillz@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The sharp conars of the rj45 jacks will pierce the skin and make you bleed. It’s a very sharp pain :3

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    …the whip?

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    • kamillz@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well yes :3

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• Godnroc@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nien!

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• cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Paraphrases are better

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  • thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “To be or whatever."

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• laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Better use a rotating OTP token MFA, too

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    is it based on int32 or int64 epoch time codes?

    better be int64 or you’re in for a lashin.

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