cross-posted from: sh.itjust.works/post/37194254
Lies. Where’s the dresser full of kink gear and bad dragon toys?
Submitted 2 weeks ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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cross-posted from: sh.itjust.works/post/37194254
Lies. Where’s the dresser full of kink gear and bad dragon toys?
Inflatable and foldable furniture is very practical for bachelors though who are young and move a lot.
Yeah the obsession of like “make it a home” is weird to me in a world of rising living costs and very few being able to afford a house. My apartment complex just raised my rent $200 this year and that’s low compared to the market. Why the fuck would I put posters or photos up I’m going to have to take down when I can’t afford the next rent increase next year?
Inflatable is practical for no one, and flat pack wood stuff has been the default for decades
Flat pack furniture is manufactured trash.
Two mattresses? Is he expecting guests?
I’m assuming that his beer fridge is just out of shot, as well.
This is mom’s basement. She storing the other down there.
… you have an extra mattress for guests? Always thought the pizza box and newspaper was good enough…
The beer is on ice in the bathtub.
*looks around royally messed up apartment*
Um… seems okay to me…
At least it’s clean. I’ve definitely lived in worse places
Oh for sure if I was offered a trade, I’d abandon my disaster area of a place before you could blink.
Any place where you don’t step on rats when you get up to pee in the middle of the night is OK by me. Yes, I have lived in places where I stepped on rats at night.
Too many mattresses and should only have the gaming chair not the one he is currently sitting on makes him look like a hoarder.
I assumed he was sitting on a portable commode.
A rug would really tie the whole room together
That’s a lot of empty wall space that could be used to mount swords
Why does he have so much space? Stupid bastard has overcapitalised.
My first place when I moved out of home was a room where I had a couch, a single bed and a coffee table doe my computer.
Clean clothes at one end. Dirty in a garbage bag. Small passage between couch and bed to move back and forth to the door.
Leaves more money for acid, MDMA and nitrous.
Maybe leave the nitrous out of it OP. Being a nitrous fiend is bad.
Being a nitrous fiend is bad.
Eventually you feel like one of those dudes dying on Mt. Everest.
This will be me in a few weeks. Wife walked out on me and she owns all the furniture so minimalist space here we come. Great for VR and I can set up a little photo studio, with space left over for my crying chair!
idk if that’s better or worse than leaving the furniture
now I have a bunch of furniture I don’t like
Don’t you guys value having a good sound system? I can live with a 14" screen but give me some of those beatiful deep bass, rich highs and mids, and a nice balanced stereo image or I’ll thow a tantrum
My neighbors tend to retaliate when I crank music and I value silence at least some of the time. Good headphones are enough for me.
Uh, most of us can’t afford homes and have shared (cheap) walls.
I need at least two 23" monitors and a desk that can change height so I can work standing and sitting or my back is going to kill me.
I was so close to getting one of those desks for 100€ used when someone listed it on a used items website (a new one goes for like 700€ or so). Literally saw the add go up the same day. I kept messaging them on the app every 2 weeks or so without any responses.
Then they replied 4 months later telling me the item has already been sold. How? To whom? How did they contact you? The ad was only on one singular website afaik and they had no contact info listed.
I am still mad about it to this day.
You can get a new one at ikea for around €300
I could garbage pick enough furniture to fill that room in a week
at least the room is big
Initial D?
The photos in the comments are making me depressed
Not enough trackballs?
I prefer bed off the ground at least a bit but it’s still better than homeless
You eventually reach an age where you want the bed at your center of gravity so you can just tip yourself on and off.
You forgot that one wardrobe from IKEA that wasn’t even unboxed and assembled near the bed.
Could move the Crying Chair into the corner, and then you have a more open space in the middle of the room for Crying while Lying on the Floor
This is amazing for VR
I wish I had such a bed
Just change teams. Take the hormones. No-one is judging you.
Being a woman is a ton of work though, no thanks
It’s just weekly injections.
“Men honestly don’t need much in the way of material goods to be happy.”
“And I took that personally.”
No tendies from mommy! This house is a fuckin prison! On planet bullshit! In the galaxy of this sucks camel dicks!
I could live there…
Monitor shall be in place where you can open the store and have no reflections. Otherwise this place make perfect sense
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
That’s peak male living experience? I do not agree. This is my living room:
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Keep in mind, a screen can come down for my beamer so I have a home cinema. THIS is peak male living experience.
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Approved. I will see you, and raise:
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TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Also approved.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
You own a lot of buttons sir.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Never enough
MorkofOrk@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You’re right, I need this room in my life
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
THIS is peak
malemusiciannerd living experienceMy pc is a gaming rig, my beamer and screen are a home cinema, my tiny shed has a full wood working station, laser cutter station and soldering station, upstairs is a full 3D printer station, photo studio, my magic the gathering and board games collection, the rest of my technic Lego sets. My synth wall is just a part of the whole picture.
Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Putting the case up there…is a great idea…
Hmm
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
It can safely hold 130kg.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No Kaoss pad?
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Correct. I don’t know if it’s something for me.