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happy international womens day💜

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  • Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    My wife hates giving blowjobs, to the point where she doesn’t even want me to go down on her since she feels bad for not wanting to reciprocate. It’s like, I don’t do it because I want to get something in return, I just want to make you feel good, haha!

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    • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I feel ya. Got a similar situation. She often does not want me to go down on her or similar bevause she does not have the energy to reciprocate. But she still says she wants it. The she keeps saying ‘oh you don’t have to do all this’.

      It’s odd but sometimes we do stuff because it feels good to make our loved ones feel good.

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      • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Ma’am, I’m trying to pleasure a Lady down here, that’s hard work. Please stop worrying and enjoy the trip.

        Besides that, I found blowjobs to be boring every time. It just doesn’t do that much for me.

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    • frog@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Bro, talk to her about getting a Fleshlight. That way you both win. She won’t feel guilty and both of you pleasure each other.

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      • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        If it even touches the bed, I’ll burn it with fire!

        nsfw

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    • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I genuinely wonder what that’s about. Why is it so much of a sacrifice, why is it any different from giving a back rub (assuming you have good hygiene). I certainly am not bothered by going down on her - on the contrary.

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      • Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        From what I understand, her previous relationships had all been transactional, where the guy made her feel like she owed him for every nice thing he did. She’s still working on allowing herself to receive without feeling a sense of debt.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      it sounds like she wants to reciprocate giving pleasure in some way. give her an idea.

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  • Kushan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m very fortunate that my partner loved giving blow jobs, she’ll even just randomly start sucking my dick unprompted because she’s filthy and enjoys it so much.

    That said when I met her, she wasn’t as keen on receiving but luckily enough I have been able to warm her up to it more, because I love eating her delicious cunt.

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    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Romance isn’t dead

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    • pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I see you are a recent migrant of lemmynsfw

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      • Kushan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        No, just filthy.

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    • imadethis@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You’re fantastic. I’ve always wanted to slap others when they use the word ‘suck’ as a bad thing. It’s like, dude, you don’t like it when I attempt to inhale your dick?!?

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      • Kushan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Yeah I never quite understood why when something “sucks” it’s a bad thing, but when something “blows” it’s also bad? Yet a good blow job or suck job is the best!

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    checks who is posting

    Ah.

    I think if you find someone like that you’d literally have no time to leave the house.

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      why leave the house?

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      • polotype@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Is that a typo in your user name good hallucination or did i make that one up too ?

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      • imadethis@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Because variety is the spice of life, and I really want to say I’ve 69ed on that new interstate 69 they’re building over there in texas.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        gotta get tortillas and salsa sometimes

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  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Givers unite.

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    • imadethis@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Giver’s delight,

      Givers inside of each other tonight.

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  • kandoh@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Funny that international women’s day is only 23 hours long this year

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  • Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is this meme targeted towards me?

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  • CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is this the first meeting of Muff Divers Anonymous on the fediverse?

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    • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s the world’s largest scuba club

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      • CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Perfect. I first saw the term on an altered classic red/white scuba sticker.

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    • NannerBanner@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Well, with the loss of lemmynsfw, it could be you as the founding member!

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      • CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        “I’m not just the president but also a member.”

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Is that like a helldiver, but for labia?

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      • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        If you’re finding bio titans, fucking run

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    • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      My name is jballs and it’s been 0 days since I’ve gone down.

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  • definitely_AI@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    69 - the most equal position.

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    • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      If you fit. My gf is so much smaller than me (more accurately I am much taller/bigger, she is about average size) that it quite literally dors not work. I can barely kiss her normaly without breaking both our necks during sex.

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  • boogiebored@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    aaand we’re talking about men

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    • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s called “bait” and it’s what 90% of the internet is now.

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      • Alloi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        im a master baiter, myself.

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  • Custard@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I love giving but my gf hates receiving. How I wish it wasn’t so

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  • bonk_go_to_horny_jail@piefed.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I get major Tumblr girl vibes from OP

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  • HasturInYellow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I don’t really like blowjobs, my wife loves giving them. I love going down though, so I just let her enjoy before it’s my turn.

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    • cmbabul@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This is me, I’ve got a severe oral fixation and wasting pussy and ass are among my favorite things in life but it’s not easy for me to enjoy it myself. Although I will concede to enjoying pretty much anything oral as long as the other party LOVES doing it. I’d rather just have sex than get a half assed blowjob but if someone loves having a dick in their mouth it makes a huge difference

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      • imadethis@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        but if someone loves having a dick in their mouth it makes a huge difference

        Um, hi! I’m here, and I’m looking to be swallowing someone’s big ’ole horse dong!

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      • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’ve found its better when she does it without me asking. Way better!

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  • ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Lesbian cheatcode

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    sorry, most importantly committed and enby. but i think what you’re looking for is silty loam, not a man.

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    • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Image

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Love it when they eat you out and are immediately ready to stick it inside

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  • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ok, but you still want to suck him right? We talking like a 70/30 split?

    Anywhoots yea I know the feeling. Horndogs unite! (And also perform large amounts of cunnilingus/felatio)

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Exactly what my first response used to be on Lemmy NSFW, which would be the first thing I’d do, while I was still into that phase.

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  • polotype@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Well that’s just a man you hate though ?

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  • Draegur@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m sorry, It turns out I’m not a man u.u

    But that does explain why I was so turned off at the prospect of getting sucked (yuck) Because this junk on me is the wrong parts!

    The most fun relationships I’ve had, my own body was hardly even acknowledged and I made it all about what I can do for my partner ^^

    Besides, receiving sexual gratification of any kind is aggressively mid to me anyway, because I’m pretty sure I’m on the asexual spectrum.

    I want to please my partners solely because I’m panromantic and when anyone i love has a good time i get the warm fuzzy giddy mushy sappy tingles~ :3

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  • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I can be that man ;)

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  • Tedesche@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Happy Hate Men Day!

    Because that’s what this is. It’s not a celebration of women, it’s an occasion for women to hate on men. Which is, sadly, what feminism has become.

    Shame.

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    • FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      bruh

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    • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Incel vibes

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    • usernameusername@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      ok bro

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What kind of Incel is this? Why are there so many of these?

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