lemmy: “pointlessy gendered. btw, I use arch.”
Lemmy: Beans
Submitted 1 month ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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slothrop@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 month ago
Lemmy: STOP POSTING CENSORED SHIT
slothrop@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
…and the commenter has 0 posts, 3,422 comments…
froh42@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Also reddit:
My gf didn’t close the tooth paste in the bathroom.
Reddit: Red flag, LEAVE HER
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Today it’s the toothpaste, tomorrow it’s your neighbours penis
Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Could be worse… Could be wafflestomping
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Mastodon: My boyfriend is on his period, and needs distracting, anyone know a good show i can put on my Jellyfin media server? BlueSky: I did once have a girlfriend, but we seperated amicably.
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
LinkedIn: I don’t have “boyfriends”, I have unpaid live-in interns
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
The Fast Show
AethiopeRoot@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Accurate LOL
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Lemmy: I have between 0 and 4 boyfriends on any given day, depending on their gender identity and whether you consider a ThinkPad running Arch a “boy”
skisnow@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Surely if it’s full of missing women’s driving licenses it’s not a sock drawer, it’s a missing women’s driving licenses drawer. Is the sort of reply I’d post if it were reddit.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 5 weeks ago
“Surely they’re not missing, you’ve found them”.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
The other day, someone posted “I have 3 cats that roam my garden for food and cuddles. I don’t have a cat.”
And I posted “Yes you do, you have 3 cats, that’s how cat ownership works.”
Some people can’t see what’s directly in front of their faces.
Oppopity@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
The sock drawer thing was real and apparently he would steal the licenses of women he hooked up with as mementos.
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You can fit both the socks and the missing women’s drivers’ licenses. Unless you’re really into collecting socks.
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
YTA: Can’t a man have a hobby collecting things these days?
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Youtube: The REAL reason I have a boyfriend and YOU DON’T (MUST WATCH)
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 5 weeks ago
Wikipedia: A boyfriend is a man who is a friend or acquaintance to the speaker, often specifying a regular male companion with whom a person is platonically, romantically or sexually involved.
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
[Citation needed]
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
fake. this implies that the poster took the time to figure out that the licenses belonged to missing women. everybody knows that AITA posters can’t do an ounce of work by themselves
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Hey reddit AITA for coming you with serious relationship concerns instead of using my brain for 30 seconds?
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
tumblr: my boyfriends are misha and jensen
its me i’m tumblr
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Even when joking about the phenomenon, Jared gets no love
JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
Aside, but I hate that people say “my (F 21) boyfriend (M 53) prevents me” instead of “my boyfriend (M 53) prevent me (F 21)”
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I don’t understand. “Prevents” is correct. But she said “forbids.”
JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
I had a typo. Reread it. It’s the “my (gender age)” part that annoys me. “My boyfriend” is a person, “me” is a person, but “my” is not a person.
kadotux@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
I think the order of words was the point here.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Mac@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Pixelfed: [Photograph of tree-covered rolling hills under the afternoon sun with few, wispy clouds in the sky.]
Karjalan@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It’s that… Is that the windows xp background?
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
ml: my boyfriend doesn’t respect the benevolent CCP, is this a red flag?
peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 month ago
hexbear: my boyfriend is anti-authoritarian, how racist against the Chinese is he?
Aqarius@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Surely that’s the opposite of a red flag
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
ml loves red flags
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Boyfriends are a liberal lie
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 month ago
Husband bad
Boyfriend nonexistent
Rooty@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
4chan copypastas have more credibility than the average AITA post.
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
YTA for revealing his cross dressing spy identify!
Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
L E G U M E S!
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
How do I get a GF on the Fediverse?
Bgugi@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Download Linux, wait for programmer socks, become girlfriend.
Osan@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Did that and all I’m getting is kernel panic.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 month ago
🤣🤣🤣
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 month ago
😂😂🤣😅😮😮WHO DID THIS 🤣😂😅😂😮😮
Samsy@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Stack overflow: I removed all ads via adblock from the network, now my girlfriend got mad because her google ads are missing.
Railcar8095@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That was me. Added PiHole at router level, broke her workflow (she works in advertisement).
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 month ago
You can’t fix her, bro.
ebolapie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m just here to dogpile on marketing majors
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Has she considered upgrading to being unemployed. Or maybe becomming something at least slightly more morally sound like a prison guard or an ice agent.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Wait. Are you me? I have this same story.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
OK, that one sounds fair.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Literally saw a comment on Lemmy just like this recently.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I saw a similar response on reddit years ago…