Caw caw

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• Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  🤢

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• CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

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• JaymesRS@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Long they grow, precious, long and strong… but polished, yes. Filed smooth so they don’t snag on the rockses. Smeagol takes care of his toesies.

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  • NoTagBacks@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I kinda figured I wasn’t the only one to think Gollum when I initially saw this, but it’s good to have it confirmed with poetry such as this.

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• ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Do you just never wear shoes? O.o

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  • agavaa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Florida Special, flip-flops year round

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    • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Like, extra long flip flops? Of do the nails just poke out an inch (2.54cm) from the front?

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  • Anivia@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Or even just socks? I can’t imagine those aren’t sharp enough to ruin a pair of fresh socks within a few days at most

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    • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Maybe they live in Hawaii or something. I can’t imagine anyone doing this shit anywhere with snow. Though I can’t imagine the suffering that stubbing your toes on furniture would inflict this lunatic. Hmm. Maybe this is a problem that will fix itself.

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  • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If it’s not ai or Photoshop, they did them for the shitpost and removed them soon after, in pretty sure.

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• SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You just made Quentin Tarantino start liking hands.

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And me.

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• AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve seen a few people with talons like this in Florida but most places it’s not practical or socially acceptable to wear flip flops for all occasions and year round. You’re not getting those things in normal shoes.

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  • CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    As someone who wore nothing but superhero flip-flops through the entirety of high school in the Great Lakes region, yeah it was neither practical nor socially acceptable. But they flashed lights when I walked. I never had light-up shoes as a little kid, and these were marketed for “kids at heart” so, tradeoff. 🤷🏻

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Meanwhile in Wisconsin: Frank, get the pruning shears, we got a girl who can’t wear winter boots because she’s got stupid feet.

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Originally, long nails were a way to indicate that you could avoid manual labor long enough to grow out them out. Essentially the lawn of the hands, opulent keratin. Long toenails indicating that you never even need to walk, and that your sexual partners will die of a staph infection, are an interesting twist.

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Shoes

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• TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is what you see with elderly people in nursing homes. Something I wish I didn’t know.

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  • filcuk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s kinda sad. They should be taken care of.

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    • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      To be fair, the nails in the pic are clearly taken care of. They’re horrible, but they took effort to get like this.

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    • TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      A lot of elderly folks who are still living independently go to a podiatrist for nail trims since they lack the flexibility to do it themselves. This does happen in nursing homes, just not as often, especially if the person isn’t capable of requesting it themselves.

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• SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The pinkies remind me heavily of naked mole rats.

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  • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I thought Pinky was a rat, but apparently he’s a mouse. In either case, not a mole rat.

    Also, wow, there’s so much more information than I anticipated in that article.

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• BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Even Gollum cut’s his nails

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  • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I think they’re just worn from all the walking/climbing he did.

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• oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wanting to be able to walk?

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  As a proud foot fetishist, ewwwww. I ain’t sucking those toes.

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• Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Harpymaxxing.

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• howl2@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  😳🤮

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• Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  ew

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• yobasari@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Imagine stubbing your toe with nails like that. The entire toe nail will be ripped clean off.

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bet she listens to Nelly furtado

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I dated her, her dinners always had the freshest fish.

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  • FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Give it to us raw and wriggling” 🤤

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• nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Real life Argonian?

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• webp@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The expectation of shoes

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• FryHyde@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My awareness of the existence of nail clippers. My desire to interact with other members of the human race. My stairs are steep and narrow.

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Why do those look so damned aquatic?? Like, I joke about my wife being cold blooded, but for this person I’d believe it.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I already rip plenty of socks having callouses on my feet. I don’t need knives on my toes cutting them more.

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• DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  im not a cat

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Cats can retract theirs. We’re not so lucky.

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• Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Would get them, just to clack them like the velociraptors in Jurassic park

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• halvar@lemy.lol ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bro how does someone like this even wear a shoe

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  imagine you’re sitting on the bed with your spouse and feel her nails dragging across your back lightly.

  when you turn around, it’s not her fingers…but this.

  how turned on are you right now?

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• starblursd@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Squidward have you ever seen more lovely French tips?

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