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  • PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t find it funny because i’m homophobic… i find it funny because they are

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “I don’t find it funny because I’m homophobic”

      LOL I guess I should read the rest of your sentence before thinking I have the whole story.

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      • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        At first I read “people think I am a conservative just because I am homophobic and honestly stereotype hurts” too lmao.

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  • QuantumTickle@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Would this make Donald Trump the first LGBTQ+ president?

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    • sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Or does Clinton get to be both the first LGBTQ+ and first black president?

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        He’s one away from the trifecta! Just needs to show us his cooch now.

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    • notaviking@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Abraham Lincoln, also Republican President, was probably the first

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      • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Martin van Buren was in a glass closet and won the election in 1836. Lifelong bachelor with a very close roommate.

        Andrew Jackson called it out publicly.

        James Madison was notoriously horny, who knows what he got up to?

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    • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nah, Bill Clinton

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  • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I like how conservatives are like “[X] country is bad because look how they treat LGBT+ people”

    meanwhile back at home… in conservative areas…

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Neoliberals love to slap rainbow flags on brutal oligarchical governments, while downplaying or denying the civil rights abuses of friendly countries.

      And they love to kick and scream about historical wrongs committed by prior leaders, while dismissing any kind of reform or social advancement in the last generation.

      meanwhile back at home… in conservative areas…

      Back in liberal areas you still see conservative state and local administrators treating LGBTQ as pariahs and punishing them for any kind of outspoken queerness. You’re allowed to be gay in the US only as long as you are indistinguishable from all your straight peers. If you look gay - even in bleeding heart of NYC or the Hollywood Hills - you’re going to take shit from the police, the mayor, and most major employers.

      American liberalism is entirely a legal fiction. In the free market, it might as well not exist.

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    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “The country we been invading once a decade for oil is not as progressive and is progressing almost as slow as us.”

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      • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Fr. I wonder how advanced China would’ve been if the British didn’t invade on the pretense of the opium stuff, and the Japanese Imperialists didn’t invade, looted, and burned stuff. Perhaps it would’ve become an actual bastion of freedom, democracy, prosperity, instead of… you know… current timeline.

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    • Aneb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      In the bible belt*. Their bible apparently supports the idea that women are second class citizens

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      • 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        And supports slavery… Though I guess we could go on forever with this.

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      • technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        It’s not so much that women are second class but more that pale bros are the master “race”.

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  • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah, being gay isnt the issue. Being a massive prick that attacks LGBT people while doing LGBT things is the issue. The fun part is, you can now say the Trump is the very first LGBT President. In fact, I encourage everyone to celebrate him as the first LGBT president. Give him an LGBT lifetime achievement award for becoming the first LGBT president… He’ll have a fucking stroke lol.

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    • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Give him a nice shiny statue, then take it away and give it to Obama after further consideration, because Obama has admitted to fantasizing about men.

      Guarantee it would lead to him raving about how much better he is at having sex with men.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oh he had a fucking stroke alright…

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    • SalaciousBCrumb@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I don’t feel comfortable with a transphobe saying this.

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  • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In all honesty the absolute weirdest thing about the whole Trump and Clinton BJ thing is that it never crossed my mind that those two would ever do anything close to that…

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    • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      To be fair Mark Epstein said in a recent interview that “bubba” was NOT Clinton. Will that stop me from claiming that it is with my maga family members? Not in the slightest 😂

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      • entwine@programming.dev ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        But the emails also show that they knew how to get politicians to owe them favors. Pretending like Bubba is someone so Trump owes him one is well within the behavior we’ve seen discussed in the files.

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  • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    still homophobic tho, conservatives are just the wrong people to be calling it out (and if anything conservatives are the ideal target audience for the homophobic memes, since they are the ones most likely to be bothered by their Daddy being a closeted gay)

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    • BogeyTheSwear@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Nobody i know are outraged that Trump is, at least, bisexual.

      We just find it really funny. Not because there is anything wrong with homosexuality, but because building your whole cult around bigotry when you are a minority, is kind of really fucking funny.

      And all the mental gymnastics that conservatives are running to defend this right now, is prime entertainment.

      Not every joke involving gays, are bashing at homosexuality.

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      • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Not every joke involving gays, are bashing at homosexuality.

        I do think jokes where the entire joke is that Donald Trump sucks dick is intended to be funny because homosexuality is taboo and sucking dick is considered bad, not just to Trump, but to people in general.

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      • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I actually half wish I was in some of these platforms where they congregate just to watch the drama.

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    • saigot@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yeah if a women blew clinton people wouldn’t mene about it at all, it would barely even be a news story.

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      • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Can’t tell if ironic or too young to remember.

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      • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        this is a premium comment, no notes

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      the memes aren’t homophobic, they’re celebrating diversity.

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  • capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It just dawned on me, the whole “Kamala Harris blowjob queen” move. Holy shit the projection…

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    • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Every accusation.

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    • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Honestly if I knew Harris was a wizard at giving top it would have humanized her a little.

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  • blave@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Sucking your buddy’s dick does not make you gay

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    • notaviking@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Abraham Lincoln, also Republican President, supports this message

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      • blave@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Whatever gets you through your buddy sucking your dick…

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  • InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I called it the other day: This is the same crowd that has used “cocksucker” as an insult for at least as long as I’ve been alive, and now they’re going to turn on a dime – especially if this rumor ends up being true (or persistent).

    But also, there’s a vast difference between mocking the head of a party that is overwhelmingly anti-LGBTQ+ in this manner to point out their hypocrisy, versus making homophobic statements about gay men in general. This is no different from making fun of trump/JD/Rudy for the photos of them dressed in drag when the whole party is and has demonized drag queens and the art of drag.

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    • Credibly_Human@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is the same crowd that has used “cocksucker” as an insult for at least as long as I’ve been alive

      I think you added a d to use by accident there.

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        No? Because grammar

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  • Tracaine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Bro-job, bro-job, Choo Choo!

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  • Digit@lemmy.wtf ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Now with that perception, is that his face while getting a bj?

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Exhibit A

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    • Malfeasant@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Also, to object to blowjob insinuations, but still say “fuck trump”… Like what the fuck do you think “fuck” means?

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      • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I do believe that would insinuate a desire to perform sodomy in a domineering fashion.

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    • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You understand that’s not any better right?

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  • 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What the fuck happened again? Who gave who a bj and why’s it funny? I can’t keep up, man.

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    • 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oh…

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    • OccamsRazer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Nothing actually happened. It’s like the jd Vance couch thing.

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Nah that was just calling him a couch fucker because he’s a weird creep.

        This is based on an actual exchange that was probably a joke. There’s at least some potential of reality behind it.

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s why presidents travel so much! The brojobs!

    Brazil, you want free trade right? Can’t find the micropenis? Fine! Unzip mah man!

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ???

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  • DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wonder how the OTC actually feels about this?

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    • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Over the counter (meds)?

      That’s all I got. What is OTC?

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      • modus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Occupational Therapy Centers. Sometimes fellaltio is theraputic. It’s not appropriate to shame someone for engaging in it. Unless it’s Trump. Then it’s hilarious.

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      • DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        The guy in the meme is the Original Tribal Chief Joe “Roman Reigns” Anoa’i…The OTC.

        I really could have gone my whole life without knowing his political beliefs. I don’t like politics in my wrasslin’. But since he felt like he had to share and this is a political meme, that question came naturally to me.

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  • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s ridiculous, Americans aren’t homophobic…unless the wnba comes up.

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