While this scum is allowed allocate all of the world’s resources; every drop of water you conserve goes to their data centers and pleasure fleets.
There is no conservation until they’re gone. It simply cannot be done.
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While this scum is allowed allocate all of the world’s resources; every drop of water you conserve goes to their data centers and pleasure fleets.
There is no conservation until they’re gone. It simply cannot be done.
I mean yes, but it’s not like they use an extra drop for every drop conserved, it’s still okay to not be wasteful.
it’s not
It almost literally is. Maybe not responsive at the scale of drops.
No. Fuck that. If the recycling bin still goes straight to the dump, don’t ask me to separate that shit out. It’s kind of offensive.
I would probably take weird ascetic joy in min/maxing my resource use, but I won’t save shit fot billionaires to abuse. Fuck that and you. Smoke em while you got em
Companies 3 years ago: helping the emvironment is part of our core values
The same companies one day later: start to heavily use and train AI
you are beint generous. They are more like
“Under enlightened Trump’s benevolent leadership we have realized that environmental concerns, inclusivity, modern medicine and claims of political misinformation are all woke scams. Therefore effective immediately we are ditching all our efforts in these directions.”
Amazon bought an entire arena and named it “climate pledge arena”. You can’t make this shit up
That was always just green washing bullshit.
Metal straws are nice
Just don’t trip
Yeah, but I’m terrible about carrying them with me
Do they have to be 3 feet long novelty straws?
Might get expensive to give one away with every drink
The irony of using AI to make this image…
Humanity really is a lost cause
Insane that people can’t tell this is a low effort Photoshop and think it’s AI.
Look it’s literally a picture of a cropped cruise ship overlapped with a plane. It’s 5min of Gimp
You can see all kinds of typical AI artifacts
Training is expensive. Inference probably cost less than the mushy straw.
Do not patronize these systems, regardless of how small you think your individual impact might be. User counts are used to justify continued investments in these things.
When you need to ship a cargo
Those ships are powered by baby chickens.
First they load up the tanks full of baby chickens. The chicks travel into a conveyor belt where a long row of old women pick up the chicks to if they are male or female. The females are grown to make more eggs. The males are tossed into the intake. The males are then mixed with air and tar and then injected into the piston at high pressure. Once top dead center is reached, a spark drivers the pressures to hundreds of PSI and as much as 800 C. The chicks have been known to survive up to that moment.
If they can perfect chick injection they will try more compact fuels like puppies, crocks, whales, baby elephants, the homeless and or orphans. They might end up stuck with birds so they might try just eagles. There are enough of each eagle to push the boats a good two or three miles!
Someone has just watched Baraka! Good choice of movie my friend!
you must have some really good weed
We are jealous.
I never had any issues with paper straws. Is it a skill issue?
Nobody:
Larry Ellison: Buys an entire 90,000 acre Hawaiian Island just because
I gotta be honest, I would personally insert a straw into the nose of every baby seal on earth for a flying cruise ship.
That’s sad as hell tbh
Baby seals know what they’ve done
debil@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Be the change you want to see in the world.
throws a Molotov at the next flying cruiser