Submitted 1 day ago by DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
I saw a clip on reddit about such karen and now that scenario is stuck in my head, new fear unlocked.
What’s the best response if you are:
This is one of the reasons I won’t consider traveling to the US because I think how any of those work out is going to depend on the luck of how others involved are feeling in that moment.
As #5 white looking man: I’d tell her go ahead I’ll wait. Then once they are here, tell ICE she runs an illegal daycare out of here home for illegal aliens’ kids and that she is upset because I called her at the church potluck. Proceed to give them a local megachurch or if not available a white baptist church.
Then once they are here
They don’t ask questions, so you don’t need to continue. They just drag people away, it seems. They scoop up a dozen kiwis a month, which means your even your non-kiwi pasty-white self gets none of the privilege you’re counting on.
kiwis? what do New Zealanders have to do with it? I feel like something is flying very far over my head
Neither will the karen
Me: “Bitch, I’m white!”
That Karen has threatened your life. Handle the situation as such.
This is not how you avoid deportation
More like torture. They’ll mix you in with the kkk immates and you’ll get tortured to death
I’ve been in a few confrontations in my life.
First rule in any confrontation is to maintain your cool. If you aren’t going to throw the first punch, you want to look like the reasonable one. They are like dogs and can smell fear.
The figure out how to deescalate the situation. Ask her what she wants? Free delivery? A written apology? Yes her to death and walk away.
Having spent time in retail, yesing her to death is a legit strategy. You don’t have to agree with her for real, it’s like dealing with a toddler pitching a fit. They are primed for screaming and confrontation and don’t really know how to deal with someone who refuses to ‘play their part’ in the drama. Takes the wind out of their sails and leaves them confused, which is the perfect time to escape.
Thank you
With the blatant disregard for the rule of law this administration has already shown, it may not matter what number you fall under. A lot of it, very sadly, seems to be dependent on what you look like.
If you’re 1 through 3, why are you picking a fight with a Karen? Get out before it escalates. And if it does, keep your head down and hope for the best. Or move cities, especially if you’re #1. 4’s and 5’s may want to have proof of citizenship accessible. Keep a picture of your birth/naturalization certificate and/or passport on your phone, preferably behind a password like in a password vault app - don’t just keep it in your camera roll, it needs encrypting.
It’s also worthwhile keeping in mind that some Karens’ bark is worse than their bite. They may have gotten off on the threat enough to not go thru with it.
If you’re 1 through 3, why are you picking a fight with a Karen?
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I didn’t turn on sounds because its too depressing to hear the rant, but based on comments, its a doordash driver and the karen is making accusations of “they took our jobs” basically, and karen keeps getting in their face. Like what was this person supposed to do? Feels terrifying.
What a fucking asshole this woman is. “Taking our jerbs” bitch I’m sure you wouldn’t be caught dead driving DoorDash!
I never understand how a person can have this much hate in their heart.
They should have just driven away and not engaged with her.
I’m not going to watch the video. Site unseen I’m willing to pass judgment and consider her a truly terrible person. That doesn’t change the math though. If you have no visa to work, you may need to bow out of that job. You can’t risk denunciation on principle. Which is a fucking depressing sentence to write. But here we are in 2025.
Literally just walk away. Like, this isn’t hard or complicated. If someone is threatening you, you walk away. If they are trying to get physical, you push past them and run.
All I’ll say is that anyone who would do that to someone is a class traitor and deserves consequences
I don’t condone violence normally for any reason, but anyone who does this to anyone clearly deserves a wooden board to the face.
The prisons are full of people who thought their violence was justified.
Use some logic. Cops aren’t going to search that hard for someone who might be an illegal. They are going to look long and hard for someone who assaulted an old woman.
They are going to look long and hard for someone who assaulted an old woman.
Think so? I admire your naiveté.
So make sure you cash in your violence card properly before you go to prison.
Duh
I mean, you are kinda right here, and I admit that my answer was mostly emotional.
I’m not saying I would do that, nor am I suggesting others should. Just that for the sake of cosmic balance, it is deserved.
Call ICE on her. She could be one of those criminal Canadians or Irish or Greeks.
That’s unbelievable. The Greeks won’t steal anybody’s jobs.
Due to issues regarding paranoia and melanin, I have declined to answer your question. Despite counsel’s advice, I upvoted anyway. This message will be deleted in 24 hours.
None of you fools in this thread have ever encountered a public situation, much less a dangerous public situation huh?
Sir, this is a niche social media board on the internet.
Of course we don’t encounter these situations as we would prefer to not go in public because we might encounter situations like these.
I think the responses have to vary by gender and skin color.
anyone who threatens me will receive it in turn.
you’re gonna call ICE on me? better hope they get to me before I get to you, because there won’t be any hope for you and your family if they don’t.
/half-joking
My family already did that, because PRC was fucked economically and employment was high, very difficult to find a job, and jobs were very shit, and no labor protections. (and also the government sucked, corrupt af)
Then we ended up in the US a decade ago (well, more than a decade ago)
So um…
Lol…
Left a dictatorship just to end up in another dictatorship 🙃. (Despite this, I still hate that place, there’s no fucking way I wanna go back to that hell, too much toxic masculinity and anti-LGBT sentiments, and ableism in society, besides, my primary language is English and there’s no way in hell I’d wanna learn written Chinese, jesus christ that shit’s hard, I’m practically illiterate there, so much media is censored, I don’t like it.)
AFAIK, EU isn’t gonna take asylum cases seriously. I’m cis and not LGBT btw, so I have no legitimate asylum claims.
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Sorry to break this to you, but you’re gay, because it’s absolutely OK to lie to officials.
#1-5: Power-wash her uvula with OC spray. Can’t promise it’ll improve things but it’ll be hilarious.
For someone of European descent, maybe.
But for everyone else, that’s gonna incite a race riot. I don’t know about y’all, but I don’t wanna see my compatriots getting attacked due to my actions.
Throw on a Richard Nixon mask first, it’ll look more real than he ever did.
Same goes for Karens tho.
Act like you can’t hear and get away. If she grabs or tries to block moving away then escalate to what is required to get away.
Hopefully this isn’t like, at your place of work or something.
Still similar advice, get away, have a manager or ally deal with them. The point is to try and deescalate by removing yourself from the situation. If they prevent that and continue escalating then you escalate to the level needed to get away and call the cops on them.
Threaten to call MS13, TdN or any of the other scaremongering topics on her.
We went domestic recently... Now it is antifa
Treat them like a shark and punch them in the nose before running away.
Kill them and hide the body.
Or call ICE on them. The last person I saw laughing about ICE activity is literally an overstayed-visa immigrant from Australia.
Give her the talk about how nobody except for roughly 0.04% of people are actually native.
If there still a shit stain, use there own logic.
Just say what if i called ice on you?
They will most likely be white, and or something racist with it.
Use there racist remarks to publicly shame them, and tell them you can be white and an illegal alien.
Show them there logic is flawed, poke holes in there ideologys
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I’m actually a little sad that you didn’t go for the trifecta and incorrectly use “their” in place of “there” at least once.
This… Doesn’t work at all here.
Generally, you’re long past this point.
Dude are you serious? Attempt to debate with them? I’m not sure you really understand the scenario.
Put her on blast to every leftists within a 500 mile radius
1: run and hope they don’t know your identity 2: tell em to go to hell 3: tell em to go to hell 4: tell em to go to hell 5: tell em to go to hell
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 17 minutes ago
4 and 5 have very different answers depending on race. I’m white, have a Midwestern accent, and was born here. I can look at this person like they’re a moron and ask if they’ve never heard an ohio accent before or what. A Latino born in the same hospital who grew up a town over has to be more diplomatic about explaining that them and their parents were born here.
Similarly a white person naturalized from Australia can be a lot more blase than a brown person naturalized from anywhere.