Doot doot
Submitted 2 weeks ago by orhtej2@eviltoast.org to [deleted]
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erie09@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Codpiece@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
It’s only blowing, not playing as it can’t reach the keys/buttons/whatevertheyrecalleds
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
They are called valves and not pushing any valves is called “playing open”. It just produces the trumpet’s harmonic series over its fundamental frequency, kinda like a bugle. Most trumpets are Bb trumpets, so dolphins could theoretically play all notes in that series. That’s very hard and requires excellent lip control, of course.
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wouldn’t Figure 2 be like a person playing the trumpet with their nose? I’m not saying it’s not possible, but…
Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If I’m not mistaken, dolphins can’t physically breathe through their mouth. Like, their both doesn’t have a tube that connects to their lungs. So figure 2 is the only way it could work.
NONE_dc@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh, I didn’t know that!
Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Jip their blow hole is just their nostrils that moved up to the top of their head over generations.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Do you play the trumpet with your nose?
BakerBagel@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
Dolphins don’t have noses, and their tracheas are completely separated from their mouths.
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
1 humans dontbplay trumpet from there noses
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I shoo music out my blowhole.
thenextguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No
Twakyr@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
I think number 2 would be more effective
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
played trumpet, the air helps but i dunno… no functional lip interfaces on either orifice… the blow hole still has the most promise.
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Are you saying you know from experience??
Twakyr@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Purely internet pseudo knowledge
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dolphins would probably prefer the saxophone
Exusia@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Figure 2. Because its silly and I refuse to need a more elaborate reason in a shitposting sub.
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 2 weeks ago
1, because 2 sounds& looks like this.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Neither
Brass instruments require the buzzing of lips in addition to the air in order to work. Since most of the dolphin’s air comes out the blowhole, but that has no mechanism to vibrate like lips it’s impossible.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
They might play better with their butthole than these options.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
gonna need a shit valve on that horn
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
As so often: the truth is in the middle
Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
the forehead?
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
It’s all lead to butt tuba.
krunklom@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
A dolphin would shove the trumpet up its cloaca (I think they have cloaca’s) because they’re horny monsters.
Pulptastic@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
Both.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Teacher so dolphins have embouchres
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Second one but it would be fashioned as a hat or an underwater helmet.
padraig@caint.ie 2 weeks ago
kinther@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Out the blowhole
Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
2 thats the mouth
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
3=1+2 self duet you ever think of that
sirico@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
With their hands, obviously… idiot
capuccino@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dammit I really wanted to well actually to brag about my friend’s nose whistle act. SHE IS SO COOL
yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Speak for yourself
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.
AA5B@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They seem to move their mouths to speak. That implies they are mouth breathers