7 would be really useful for those games where you have to find the ball under the cup. You can instantly tell if you’re being swindled, and always win.
No brainer
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hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
3 means general immunity to locked doors and restraints
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Teleport 7 inches only because doing so in quick succession could look really funny
Valmond@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Go slim under 7 inches and teleport through very thin walls.
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 1 month ago
That’s not very thin walls though. Average walls are 4.5”. Walls with things like plumbing are usually only 6.5”. Teleporting 7 inches would be hella useful.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 month ago
Running as fast as Albert Einstein would be a considerable improvement.
Typhoon@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Einstein can’t run at all. He died years ago.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 month ago
Hey, it’s all relative.
gray@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
7 is actually useful? I don’t understand the debate
Stamets@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How is seeing inside of an empty container useful? There’s nothing in it
thebustinater@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Could maybe win some money gambling on cup shuffle?
Evotech@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cuss then you know which ones has stuff
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Most things people consider “empty” are still full of atmospheric gases, dust, etc.
You could see inside of a sterile container inside of a vacuum chamber.
DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
That container still has space inside of it.
nathanjent@programming.dev 1 month ago
Gravel is basically free already. The real cost is putting it where you want it to be.
tempest@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I mean that is the best pill. It’s like inheriting a free quarry. I could instantly undercut every other quarry and would not need to maintain any of the crushers or land to provide any type of gravel.
I’m definitely choosing that one for sure.
misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Toaster control for sure. After selling my robot toasters as a cheap way to communicate with satellites, I’ll command an army of them all over the solar system.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Can I take a pill that gives me a whole sub for discussing these?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Could definitely use free gravel
Nariom@lemmy.world 1 month ago
- breed oysters > profit
- sell gravel
- still prob useful if you chain teleport real fast?
- why
- must be a job somewhere for you
- can instantly tell if a container isnt empty, work in customs or something?
- doctorate in archeology
- albert einstein when? now? yikes, when he was young? depends on your relative age and physical form
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Communication doesn’t mean you can breed them. I can communicate with you and someone else but it doesn’t mean that I can convince you to breed.
Nariom@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No but you could gain a greater understanding of their needs. You can always learn the job on top of that. Oyster probably don’t need much convincing anyway.
Shapillon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What if you fed the 4rth pill to an oyster thus making it grow a second nose.
What is its first nose?
Bonus points if you have a friend that can talk to them in order to know how they feel about it.
Saithe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Depending on how fast you can teleport you could move pretty quickly. Even 12 teleports a second gets you 4.5 mph in any direction. Could be useful depending on the cooldown but for any significant speed you’d need to teleport really quickly. 20 teleports a second is almost 8 mph
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
It does raise the question on if this could be useful in some sort of hand to hand combat situation. What happens if I my first is 6" away from your face and I teleport 7" forward? I guess the same question applies to walls. If I can just teleport through matter, then it’s usefulness is suddenly quite high.
Saithe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Only if you don’t value your hand. Perhaps you could teleport a hammer into someone’s face
eronth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
7 has the mild convenience of quickly eliminating any empty containers from search for whatever you’re missing. But really Free Gravel is the winner here.
Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
How do we define empty? Is air empty? If yes then at which gas do we delineate empty vs not empty?
CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
#7 Can instantly see inside any empty container
Everyone that watches Love Island and won’t shut up about it are now transparent
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Buddhist monk mediating: I am but an empty vessel.
You: Bro, you had rice for lunch.
moopet@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Even if we decide that the teleport might not get you through doors, if you could spam it faster than (works out maths…) 10 times per second, they you could hover, or really slowly fly (about 0.8 inches per second horizontally)
Bubs12@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
Gravel can be turned into sand. Sand can be turned into concrete and glass. So this one scales pretty quickly.
On the other hand, all I have to do is build a single toaster robot that can build other toaster robots and I’m on my way to toaster robot army.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just overload the toasters of your enemies and burn down their houses
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Control toasters, duh. I’m gonna survive the AI revolution
Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Considering how my driveway gets completely washed away any time it rains, I’m going with #2 no questions asked.
Don’t even have to read the rest of them, gravel is expensive!
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
I’ll take 7 for sure. 2 or 3 depending on how the gravel is delivered and/or if I can chain teleport.
9point6@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The empty part is probably more necessary to define.
You may only be able to see inside empty containers in a vacuum
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
Or being able to see everything because matter is mostly made of empty space
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Doctor, please help me! I have a terrible pain in my side.”
“It’s just gas. Trust me.”
Award2242@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Putting a toaster inside a robot so I can control it with my mind and have an army of these
TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
3 and 5 can be overpowered if the superpower has no cooldown or limit
2, 7, 8 can assure you big wealth in some jobs
1, 4, 6 doesn’t appear to be very useful, and having a second nose could be quite inconvenient on the forehead, in the armpit or above the arse, while being very parasocial
9: While i think running at the speed of albert einstein relative to the earth would be kind of meh, i would reconsider if it is Albert’s running speed relative to the moon
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This free gravel, can I summon it whenever and wherever I want, or do I have to wait for it to be delivered? If it’s the latter, I will take Khitan. Resurrecting a dead language sounds fun.
Gurei@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Is that a clean 7 inches, or would teleporting sideways cross over with some space I previously occupied?
Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
There’s no cooldown so you can teleport an infinite distance as long as it’s magic Star Trek teleportation and not The Prestige murder based teleportation
merari42@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Star Trek teleportation might also be a bit murdery. You are disassembled to your molecules, sent over in a high energy beam and reassembled. Also there’s a mild risk to end up in an evil mirror universe.
mimic_dev@lemmy.world 1 month ago
7 inches is a lot. Almost too much you could say. 5 is enough… Right?
nialv7@lemmy.world 1 month ago
- And use it to settle the great Newcomb’s paradox.
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
If you look inside (even using magic ability), it will be predicted and then it will be empty. It will be even harder for you not to look.
Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If it works like that, you would be in huge demand by the bomb squad and for demilitarizing weapons.
vane@lemmy.world 1 month ago
- Open franchise that sells toast bread. Burn all toasters in the world that are not used in your chain. Raise prices to ridiculous amounts. Build a big toaster rocket. Fly away.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Isn’t easier tk jist sell gravel?
deacon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Gotta go with 7 here.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Can I take all 9 and never have printer troubles again?
wizzor@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Teleport how often?
Boo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
- Damn you Blutarch!
tomi000@lemmy.world 1 month ago
3 and 7 are pretty OP if used correctly
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Like Wish.com Nightcrawler. You can hide so fucking well, as long as there are a bunch of empty containers around.