7 would be really useful for those games where you have to find the ball under the cup. You can instantly tell if you’re being swindled, and always win.
No brainer
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hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 months ago
3 means general immunity to locked doors and restraints
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Teleport 7 inches only because doing so in quick succession could look really funny
Valmond@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Go slim under 7 inches and teleport through very thin walls.
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 3 months ago
That’s not very thin walls though. Average walls are 4.5”. Walls with things like plumbing are usually only 6.5”. Teleporting 7 inches would be hella useful.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 months ago
Running as fast as Albert Einstein would be a considerable improvement.
Typhoon@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Einstein can’t run at all. He died years ago.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 months ago
Hey, it’s all relative.
gray@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
7 is actually useful? I don’t understand the debate
Stamets@lemmy.world 3 months ago
How is seeing inside of an empty container useful? There’s nothing in it
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Play “Deal or No Deal”
thebustinater@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
Could maybe win some money gambling on cup shuffle?
Evotech@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Cuss then you know which ones has stuff
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 months ago
Most things people consider “empty” are still full of atmospheric gases, dust, etc.
You could see inside of a sterile container inside of a vacuum chamber.
DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
That container still has space inside of it.
nathanjent@programming.dev 3 months ago
Gravel is basically free already. The real cost is putting it where you want it to be.
tempest@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
I mean that is the best pill. It’s like inheriting a free quarry. I could instantly undercut every other quarry and would not need to maintain any of the crushers or land to provide any type of gravel.
I’m definitely choosing that one for sure.
misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Toaster control for sure. After selling my robot toasters as a cheap way to communicate with satellites, I’ll command an army of them all over the solar system.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Can I take a pill that gives me a whole sub for discussing these?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Could definitely use free gravel
Nariom@lemmy.world 3 months ago
- breed oysters > profit
- sell gravel
- still prob useful if you chain teleport real fast?
- why
- must be a job somewhere for you
- can instantly tell if a container isnt empty, work in customs or something?
- doctorate in archeology
- albert einstein when? now? yikes, when he was young? depends on your relative age and physical form
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Communication doesn’t mean you can breed them. I can communicate with you and someone else but it doesn’t mean that I can convince you to breed.
Nariom@lemmy.world 3 months ago
No but you could gain a greater understanding of their needs. You can always learn the job on top of that. Oyster probably don’t need much convincing anyway.
Shapillon@lemmy.world 3 months ago
What if you fed the 4rth pill to an oyster thus making it grow a second nose.
What is its first nose?
Bonus points if you have a friend that can talk to them in order to know how they feel about it.
Saithe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Depending on how fast you can teleport you could move pretty quickly. Even 12 teleports a second gets you 4.5 mph in any direction. Could be useful depending on the cooldown but for any significant speed you’d need to teleport really quickly. 20 teleports a second is almost 8 mph
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
It does raise the question on if this could be useful in some sort of hand to hand combat situation. What happens if I my first is 6" away from your face and I teleport 7" forward? I guess the same question applies to walls. If I can just teleport through matter, then it’s usefulness is suddenly quite high.
Saithe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Only if you don’t value your hand. Perhaps you could teleport a hammer into someone’s face
eronth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
7 has the mild convenience of quickly eliminating any empty containers from search for whatever you’re missing. But really Free Gravel is the winner here.
Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
How do we define empty? Is air empty? If yes then at which gas do we delineate empty vs not empty?
CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
#7 Can instantly see inside any empty container
Everyone that watches Love Island and won’t shut up about it are now transparent
hansolo@lemmy.today 3 months ago
Buddhist monk mediating: I am but an empty vessel.
You: Bro, you had rice for lunch.
moopet@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Even if we decide that the teleport might not get you through doors, if you could spam it faster than (works out maths…) 10 times per second, they you could hover, or really slowly fly (about 0.8 inches per second horizontally)
Bubs12@lemmy.cafe 3 months ago
Gravel can be turned into sand. Sand can be turned into concrete and glass. So this one scales pretty quickly.
On the other hand, all I have to do is build a single toaster robot that can build other toaster robots and I’m on my way to toaster robot army.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Just overload the toasters of your enemies and burn down their houses
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Control toasters, duh. I’m gonna survive the AI revolution
Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Considering how my driveway gets completely washed away any time it rains, I’m going with #2 no questions asked.
Don’t even have to read the rest of them, gravel is expensive!
Etterra@discuss.online 3 months ago
I’ll take 7 for sure. 2 or 3 depending on how the gravel is delivered and/or if I can chain teleport.
9point6@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The empty part is probably more necessary to define.
You may only be able to see inside empty containers in a vacuum
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 3 months ago
Or being able to see everything because matter is mostly made of empty space
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“Doctor, please help me! I have a terrible pain in my side.”
“It’s just gas. Trust me.”
Award2242@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Putting a toaster inside a robot so I can control it with my mind and have an army of these
TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
3 and 5 can be overpowered if the superpower has no cooldown or limit
2, 7, 8 can assure you big wealth in some jobs
1, 4, 6 doesn’t appear to be very useful, and having a second nose could be quite inconvenient on the forehead, in the armpit or above the arse, while being very parasocial
9: While i think running at the speed of albert einstein relative to the earth would be kind of meh, i would reconsider if it is Albert’s running speed relative to the moon
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 3 months ago
This free gravel, can I summon it whenever and wherever I want, or do I have to wait for it to be delivered? If it’s the latter, I will take Khitan. Resurrecting a dead language sounds fun.
Gurei@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Is that a clean 7 inches, or would teleporting sideways cross over with some space I previously occupied?
Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
There’s no cooldown so you can teleport an infinite distance as long as it’s magic Star Trek teleportation and not The Prestige murder based teleportation
merari42@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Star Trek teleportation might also be a bit murdery. You are disassembled to your molecules, sent over in a high energy beam and reassembled. Also there’s a mild risk to end up in an evil mirror universe.
mimic_dev@lemmy.world 3 months ago
7 inches is a lot. Almost too much you could say. 5 is enough… Right?
nialv7@lemmy.world 3 months ago
- And use it to settle the great Newcomb’s paradox.
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
If you look inside (even using magic ability), it will be predicted and then it will be empty. It will be even harder for you not to look.
Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If it works like that, you would be in huge demand by the bomb squad and for demilitarizing weapons.
vane@lemmy.world 3 months ago
- Open franchise that sells toast bread. Burn all toasters in the world that are not used in your chain. Raise prices to ridiculous amounts. Build a big toaster rocket. Fly away.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Isn’t easier tk jist sell gravel?
deacon@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Gotta go with 7 here.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Can I take all 9 and never have printer troubles again?
wizzor@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Teleport how often?
Boo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
- Damn you Blutarch!
tomi000@lemmy.world 3 months ago
3 and 7 are pretty OP if used correctly
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Like Wish.com Nightcrawler. You can hide so fucking well, as long as there are a bunch of empty containers around.