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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Stamets@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The seven inches enderman right there is more useful than you think when you can stack the teleports together

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  • Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    2 and 7 of course

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  • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’d use that power to heal from fatal wounds and reverse terminal illnesses.

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’ll just give you another 10 hours because the doctor will say you look fine.

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      • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        There’s nothing about not being able to use the power over and over again either immediately after you use it or after a less than 10 hour delay. Just repeatably spam the power to reverse your age.

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  • Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    3 or 6 if there’s no cooldown. People talk about not being able to get through walls when over open ground you can hit potentially limitless speed without gaining inertia and going splat if something pulls out in front of you. Same with deaging, so long as the cooldown isn’t longer than 10 hours, you’re Benjamin-Buttoning it.

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    • AlphaOmega@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m 10 hours younger, 5 seconds later, I’m 19 hours 59 minutes and 55 seconds younger, rinse and repeat until you reach your desired age. Immortality?

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      • phx@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        But you’re not actually losing age in this one, just looking 10 hours younger so it wouldn’t really stack.

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  • Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    5 and then make stuff where the switches are all miniature toasters.

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  • moseschrute@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Does toaster control imply I can also read the internal state of the toaster with my brain? Like can I detect if the bread is about to burn?

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  • visc@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No one is thinking of building a toaster with wheels and cameras ?

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    • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      ce n’est pas un grille-pain.

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  • _AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Albert Einstein can probably run faster than me honestly so I’m going with that

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    • synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      He’s ded tho.

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      • _AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        He just wants you to think that

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  • Samsy@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    1. The second nose, but can I decide where?
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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yes, but you have to use it as a suppository

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  • ComradeMiao@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Speaking Khitan would actually be really cool for my field

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  • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Depending on if 3 has a cool down or energy cost, that’s probably the one.

    Also they missed: 10. Milk

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  • pyre@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    so i can say inside your skull? Ayooo

    but seriously it’s the teleport assuming there’s no or negligible cast time. the only thing you can’t do is tp through a thick obstacle but you can repeatedly use it through continuous routes to travel long distances in very fast.

    if not then toaster control ain’t that bad either.

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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I for one shall use my newfound toaster-kinesis for evil.

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