Now give me a treat

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just got back from the vet because my dog got into my roommates stash. Good news—she’s going to be fine, but she’s going to be deeply stoned for a long, long time.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You should talk in a happy, but slow voice, and walk/move in slow motion. And get your room mate to do it too.

    Hhhhheeeyyyyy bbbbbuuuuudddddyyyyy. Yyyooouuuuu wwwaaaannnnnaaaa ggggooooo ffffoooorrrrr aaaaa wwwaaaallllkkkk?

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    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Then make sudden jerky movements right at the dog. Nothing could go wrong.

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    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Not how drugs work…

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  • Tyfud@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It takes a surprisingly large amount of weed to hit the LD50 point for dogs out turns out. Somewhere around 1 gram per pound of body weight.

    But yeah, they do not handle it well at all.

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    • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Our vet said they have never lost a dog before to this, but it’s 12 hours later and she is still stoned.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Neighbors: “ACAB!”

  Dog: “Please, I’m retired.”

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  • Luccus@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This one is cool tho’

    Image

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Oh look, animal abuse.

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Fucking rofl. The dogs are more moral than those bastards.

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      There was a X, so i closed it.

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  • HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The real ACAB is the police department dumping a retired K9 at the pound.

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    • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Could have been the new owner who dumped a retired K9 at the pound, perhaps since sometimes those dogs have PTSD and can be more of a challenge than expected, or the owner died. Animals wind up in odd places for many reasons.

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  • bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “and all the innocent people you helped lock up? Are they happily retired?”

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ruff

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• MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Are those branches drying in the bathroom? Does that work? I’d think the high moisture after showering would ruin the drying process every time.

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  • stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Maybe they just don’t shower

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Oh, cool, I didn’t know my old roommate was on Lemmy.

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    • Classy@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      A half gallon of patchouli oil will get rid of the smell!

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  • SeekPie@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Maybe it’s a separate 2nd bathroom they don’t really use, idk?

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  • Glitterbomb@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A lot of growers turn the spare bathroom into the gardening room.

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    • earphone843@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      We have shampoo and stuff in our guest bathroom, so it’s still definitely possible.

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  • RidderSport@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Possibly, however you can apparently dry wood even in outdoor non-sheltered conditions.

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “Non-sheltered”?

      I mean sure you van leave wood out to dry but if it rains a lot at least the top logs won’t prolly be dry. But like if you cover them from rain with a tarp it’s fine.

      Weed would go moldy though.

      Bathroom isn’t bad if he’s not taking long hot showers all the time. Good ventilation because it’s an area that’s often wet.

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Honestly if you have a decent exhaust fan and take short showers the humidity build up can be low.

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• wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “JUST DOIN’ MY JOB”

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• thefluffiest@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Either an ex cop dog, or an ex grower’s dog

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• NastyNative@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  or he wants a hit you greedy basta…

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• owl@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What do you think of my business idea of dogtoys that smell like illegal stuff, so you can train your dog to sniff out things. You have a ball and it smells like cocaine (there is no cocain in there), but you can hide it and train your dog now to sniff out cocaine, just for the fun of it. And there is one, that smells like explosives, one for marijuana, one for meth and so on.

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  • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The real idea is to treasure those scents and spray them on all kinds of random shit.

    If the damn dog reacts to a bunch of items that aren’t weed, then you have grounds to challenge any searches conducted based on the dog’s reaction.

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    • HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This actually isn’t far removed from the reality we already have, it’s found many of the dogs are specifically trained not to accurately detect things, but to give the reaction that allows a cop to move forward in order to create probable cause.

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    • owl@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I mean at the airport the dog identifies you suitcase and the officers then search the suitcase. Not sure how you could trick the dogs then.
      I suppose you could do it at your home, but that’s not useful either for the same reasons.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    and then I can take my dog for walks and get some really cool free shit like weed, or cocaine, or lead…

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    • owl@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Is it an urban legend, that people have hidden stashes in public?

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  • IMongoose@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    People do train and compete with their dogs in scent work but they use essential oils. So there may be a market for scented toys but probably not for illegal stuff.

    Also I’m not sure accidentally busting a drug trafficker is the key to a long healthy life lol.

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    • owl@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That makes more sense I suppose. Even if something just looks or smells illegal, it can still cause trouble.

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  • meliaesc@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You could make toys that smell like low blood sugar, or a seizure? Useful and still a good business model.

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    • owl@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I suppose that would better be left to pros not hobbyists.

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• doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Dogmeat found something.

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• LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Put the food bowl in there. He’ll feel validated, like he hit the jackpot, and it will desensitise him. 2 birds.

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• samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Maybe his former owner was a stoner and he likes the way it smells.

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• tomat0223@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Any idea what breed that dog is?

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  • tja@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Looks a bit like a german shepherd?

    Which would make sense since they are often police dogs

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That looks nothing like a German shepherd.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Dog breed!

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    • Opisek@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The best kind.

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• UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Almost makes you forget about the bipartisan police state.

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is his name Eduard?

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