Neighbors: “ACAB!”
Dog: “Please, I’m retired.”
Now give me a treat
Submitted 3 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Luccus@feddit.org 3 months ago
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Oh look, animal abuse.
Dasus@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Fucking rofl. The dogs are more moral than those bastards.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
There was a X, so i closed it.
HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
The real ACAB is the police department dumping a retired K9 at the pound.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Could have been the new owner who dumped a retired K9 at the pound, perhaps since sometimes those dogs have PTSD and can be more of a challenge than expected, or the owner died. Animals wind up in odd places for many reasons.
bdonvr@thelemmy.club 3 months ago
“and all the innocent people you helped lock up? Are they happily retired?”
jaybone@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Ruff
MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 3 months ago
Are those branches drying in the bathroom? Does that work? I’d think the high moisture after showering would ruin the drying process every time.
stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
Maybe they just don’t shower
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
Oh, cool, I didn’t know my old roommate was on Lemmy.
Classy@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
A half gallon of patchouli oil will get rid of the smell!
SeekPie@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Maybe it’s a separate 2nd bathroom they don’t really use, idk?
Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 3 months ago
A lot of growers turn the spare bathroom into the gardening room.
earphone843@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
We have shampoo and stuff in our guest bathroom, so it’s still definitely possible.
RidderSport@feddit.org 3 months ago
Possibly, however you can apparently dry wood even in outdoor non-sheltered conditions.
Dasus@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“Non-sheltered”?
I mean sure you van leave wood out to dry but if it rains a lot at least the top logs won’t prolly be dry. But like if you cover them from rain with a tarp it’s fine.
Weed would go moldy though.
Bathroom isn’t bad if he’s not taking long hot showers all the time. Good ventilation because it’s an area that’s often wet.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Honestly if you have a decent exhaust fan and take short showers the humidity build up can be low.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
“JUST DOIN’ MY JOB”
thefluffiest@feddit.nl 3 months ago
Either an ex cop dog, or an ex grower’s dog
NastyNative@mander.xyz 3 months ago
or he wants a hit you greedy basta…
owl@infosec.pub 3 months ago
What do you think of my business idea of dogtoys that smell like illegal stuff, so you can train your dog to sniff out things. You have a ball and it smells like cocaine (there is no cocain in there), but you can hide it and train your dog now to sniff out cocaine, just for the fun of it. And there is one, that smells like explosives, one for marijuana, one for meth and so on.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The real idea is to treasure those scents and spray them on all kinds of random shit.
If the damn dog reacts to a bunch of items that aren’t weed, then you have grounds to challenge any searches conducted based on the dog’s reaction.
HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 months ago
This actually isn’t far removed from the reality we already have, it’s found many of the dogs are specifically trained not to accurately detect things, but to give the reaction that allows a cop to move forward in order to create probable cause.
owl@infosec.pub 3 months ago
I mean at the airport the dog identifies you suitcase and the officers then search the suitcase. Not sure how you could trick the dogs then.
I suppose you could do it at your home, but that’s not useful either for the same reasons.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 months ago
[deleted]owl@infosec.pub 3 months ago
Is it an urban legend, that people have hidden stashes in public?
IMongoose@lemmy.world 3 months ago
People do train and compete with their dogs in scent work but they use essential oils. So there may be a market for scented toys but probably not for illegal stuff.
Also I’m not sure accidentally busting a drug trafficker is the key to a long healthy life lol.
owl@infosec.pub 3 months ago
That makes more sense I suppose. Even if something just looks or smells illegal, it can still cause trouble.
meliaesc@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You could make toys that smell like low blood sugar, or a seizure? Useful and still a good business model.
owl@infosec.pub 3 months ago
I suppose that would better be left to pros not hobbyists.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 months ago
Dogmeat found something.
tomat0223@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Any idea what breed that dog is?
tja@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Looks a bit like a german shepherd?
Which would make sense since they are often police dogs
jaybone@lemmy.world 3 months ago
That looks nothing like a German shepherd.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Dog breed!
Opisek@lemmy.world 3 months ago
The best kind.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Put the food bowl in there. He’ll feel validated, like he hit the jackpot, and it will desensitise him. 2 birds.
samus12345@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Maybe his former owner was a stoner and he likes the way it smells.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 months ago
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Almost makes you forget about the bipartisan police state.
henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 months ago
Just got back from the vet because my dog got into my roommates stash. Good news—she’s going to be fine, but she’s going to be deeply stoned for a long, long time.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You should talk in a happy, but slow voice, and walk/move in slow motion. And get your room mate to do it too.
Hhhhheeeyyyyy bbbbbuuuuudddddyyyyy. Yyyooouuuuu wwwaaaannnnnaaaa ggggooooo ffffoooorrrrr aaaaa wwwaaaallllkkkk?
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Then make sudden jerky movements right at the dog. Nothing could go wrong.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Not how drugs work…
Tyfud@lemmy.world 3 months ago
It takes a surprisingly large amount of weed to hit the LD50 point for dogs out turns out. Somewhere around 1 gram per pound of body weight.
But yeah, they do not handle it well at all.
henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 months ago
Our vet said they have never lost a dog before to this, but it’s 12 hours later and she is still stoned.