An actual, honest to God, trouser snake!
lewd noodles
Submitted 1 month ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 month ago
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 month ago
Show this picture to my wife telling her “look, a hairless snake” and she wa like “wow! Wait a second! All snakes are hairless!!”
communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 1 month ago
Scales are made of keratin, they are basically hair!
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Bro about to betray his kind and usher in the age of fire
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Skinake
thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Skinake is skinakey
Sho@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I prefer a “Nudle” ☺️
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Shouldn’t it have softer bedding than wood chips?
girsaysdoom@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I know right? I keep thinking it needs a blanket too but then I realize that it’s cold blooded. 😅
intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 month ago
So an electric blanket
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Forbidden sausage
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 month ago
That’s terrifying. This creature could be any size imaginable.
Seeing that is scale-less.
I’ll see myself out…
intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 month ago
The beast rests on a bed of wood chunks
kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I like snakes, but this makes me weirdly uncomfortable
Aviandelight@mander.xyz 1 month ago
This is the snake equivalent of breeding brachycephalic dogs. It’s bad for the animal and bad for the hobby.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I always get really upset whenever I’m reminded of Twistey Cats.
muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I thought snakes needed their scales to move?
communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 1 month ago
These generally still have their belly scutes, and even if they didn’t, they only need them to move better, they can move without them if necessary, they just suck at it
cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 1 month ago
Lewdle is actually a game. It’s Wordle but only with naughty words.
Mothra@mander.xyz 1 month ago
I didn’t know this was possible, is the image real?
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Yes!
I have scaleless bearded dragon. Naked reptiles are indeed real. Not always healthy, though.
communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 1 month ago
Scaleless beardies are one of the most detrimental ones however, that one is very unfortunate for the animal
Mothra@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Wow that’s so intriguing! I can’t believe I never heard about it before
DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 1 month ago
The derpy eyes really pull the whole snek together
Emmie@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Cute, lil snake needs protection
RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
This immediately reminded me of that one scene from the boys with the supe with the giant schlongadong
davidgro@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Send danger noods
intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 month ago
He looks more conscious somehow. I think I’ve got mammalian in-group bias. He just looks like more of a little bro than a regular snake does.
Like a dog that got turned into a snake and is now like wut
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 1 month ago
TIL the breed for Mr Bigglesworth
c0ber@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
every aspect of a snake is, in fact, the result of a mutation
Baaahb@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Technically true, but I’m thinking they’re trying to explain this isn’t from a species of scaleless snakes (yet)
Laser@feddit.org 1 month ago
What about the aspects of a fish
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I heard these type of snakes will spit if provoked.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Does it feel like normal skin? If so, why is it allowed to live?
Nah I’m kidding, pretty cute.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This guy is really annoying when you first fight him
spookex@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That thing looks hilariously confused
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I like to imagine that this one wood flake near its mouth is a goofy tooth.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Look out it’s a hidewinder.
Reckless_Moose@ttrpg.network 1 month ago
… I should call him.
dingus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It seems like this would negatively impact the health of the snake. Do we have any scale-less snake experts?
LouisGarbuor@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Not an expert, but I have heard that this isn’t a big deal for the snake. Scaleless rat snakes (which I believe the picture to be) have been found in the wild doing pretty alright. There is a benefit to be had from scales, but in captivity I imagine it is alright.
Pretty sure I heard it from a video by All Canadian Reptile Girl
Zetta@mander.xyz 1 month ago
I love the attempt at providing a source, it’s a lot more than I do usually
communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 1 month ago
In captivity it’s fine, however some scaleless morphs are detrimental to survival, there are no safe scaleless ball python morphs for example, this is a rat/corn snake, they have one of the benign ones
intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I happen to be a scaleless snake expert, as a result of my extensive experience.
The trick with hairless snakes is you have to keep them warm. Too little heat, and this guy will go completely rigid.
Imagine an icicle made of blood, with a snake built around it. That’s your hairless snake with too little heat.
Beyond that’s its basic hairless snake stuff: clothing, thermal tattoos, an endless supply of hairless rats, and little snakeweights to help them stay buff.
It’s not easy raising these special creatures, but it’s very rewarding once you get over the unmitigable horror of feeling them crawl around your shoulders, and their habit of whispering as you shudder.
Because of their lack of scales, they’re unable to vocalize, and hence they speak in a hoarse whisper.