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• bannanaente@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  We should just be talking about the benefits of bananas, they are a great source of potassium!

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  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not beananas, ya hoser!

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    From now on, we at /c/vegan will promote a strictly banana-based diet in humans. Fruitarians will be tolerated, but only to the extent that they take steps toward removing other fruits from their diet. /s

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    • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Make sure you feed your cats bananas as well.

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  • steal_your_face@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    K

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    • activ8r@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I nearly scrolled passed this without fully appreciating it.

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  • Cryophilia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This shit is bananas!

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I just feed my cats the same beans I keep the children locked in the basement. They both survive just fine with the right supplements.

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  • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Don’t even joke about that. Cats are obligate carnivores, they can’t survive on beans. If you must, let them eat the children.

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Unfortunately I need the children to satisfy the hag witch.

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  • Piemanding@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My chickens never eat beans. I don’t think they like them.

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  meanwhile in the dog food discussions:

  • My dog likes bell pepers
  • My dog only eats raw racoon meet
  • my dog eats poop

  Dogs, the easiest species to feed

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  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dogs are nature’s vacuum cleaners confirmed

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    • Veneroso@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dog: Man’s overlooked weight-loss aid.

      Dog: “You gonna finish that?”

      Me: “No.”

      Dog: Munching noises.

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  • Voyajer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dogs have been selectively bred to better handle foods humans eat barring some notable exceptions. Dogs significantly better grain digesting enzyme production than wild candids for example.

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  • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dogs, the easiest species to feed That would be pigs but some dogs are actually quite close to that.

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    • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      oh that’s true, they even eat human bones… I heard

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  • Cryophilia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My dog knows the command “help”, which means “oh no I spilled some food on the floor come clean it up”

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    • superkret@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This could spectacularly backfire if you ever fall down and can’t get up.

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  • P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I like dogs ^_^

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    • Cryophilia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How do you cook them?

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I keep seeing that “people are talking about beans”, but I don’t actually see people TALKING about beans. I’m convinced that the joke is, that nobody actually talks about beans. Just talks about how other people are talking about beans…which they aren’t. That’s somehow the joke.

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  • buttfarts@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    hohoho… My friend you have fallen into the trap. By me responding to your comment about how nobody is actually discussing beans, we are now engaged in a discussion about beans!

    Thus furthers the plot of packing bean related content into the algorithm

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    • Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This is a meta-discussion about beans though. We’re not talking about beans, we’re talking about talking about beans.

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    nobody talks about beans

    You need a better friend group. Your network is your net worth

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Everyone keep saying "what is beans?"

    Nobody saying "how is beans?"

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    • nomous@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Because we all know beans are great.

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  • pseudo@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I talk about bean. I love to eat bean, I love to cook it. They are healthy, every inexpensive. If buy can, you can cook very easily but you can do many complicated dish with it. It delicious with meat and without meat and that is the common ground on any cooking community on Lemmy, being vegan or not.

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    • pseudo@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Also, I have to keep Lemmings focussing on bean because I notice that when note they tend to hate on tea and I won’t let this happened.

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• Sneptaur@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I want in on these cat food arguments

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  • AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • Jimbo@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I dunno, I kinda like watching the chaos

      For now

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      YES I DO!

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nah it's fun because of how stupid it is.

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  • gencha@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Easy. Come up with some insane pet feeding scenario, and then assume you saw someone on YouTube vouch for it. Enter discourse. Ensure to present your theory by first saying “I don’t know what a cat actually is, but…”. Then slowly slide your audience into your scenario about how people in Florida have kept alligators alive by feeding them rotten boat parts with just the right algae and moss on it.

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Studies say that cats can survive just fine if you paralyze them and they inject them with nutrients fluid. Super convenient tbh.

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    • solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      youtu.be/zCp-zv9BLCw

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ok let me set the ball rolling: Do you think cats should be fed vegan only diet?

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    • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m not a vegan but I do wonder if given the correct supplements would it really be so bad?

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    • EleventhHour@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      lemmy.world/…/dabfef26-7ad0-465d-969e-4af95232b47…

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    • Sneptaur@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lmao is that what the argument is about? My cat eats organic ethically sourced fish because I’m bougie like that

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• PlasticExistence@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Can I feed my cat an all-bean diet?

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sure, if you can overlook how cruelly beans are raised, etc…

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    • PlasticExistence@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Won’t anyone do something about the plight of the beans!?

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  • desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    if it’s good enough for humans it’s probably good enough for cats

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Narrator: as illustrated in Blazing Saddles, it was not good enough for humans

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• apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My cat loves beans. (As a snack, not a meal). Do not consider this a salvo into that Lemmy civil war. My can just loves beans and I love him.

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  • Veneroso@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I had a cat that would chase me around the house if I was eating a banana. Wildest thing. They can’t taste sweet as far as I understand it. Never had a cat since that did. I miss that cat.

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• JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The REAL question is how much beans can I feed to a cat, and why does my house smell really bad?

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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I use Arch by the way.

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  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh yeah? Well I compiled my own kernel from scratch! for legal reasons this is a joke.

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• frezik@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My opinion has actually shifted as a matter of this debate. It used to be “hell no”. Now it’s “no, but maybe we can in the future if the science is done”. It’s pretty clear that there isn’t much research on this, and the few peer reviewed articles on the subject tend to mention exactly how little has been done. What is there suggests that maybe, possibly, with the right diet and supplements, it could be done in the future.

  Don’t make your cat an experiment on this.

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• Orbituary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Shaking the veggie tree again? COME AT ME BRUTHOR!

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I got banned from a pet food sub on reddit for what I thought was a completely innocent question. It’s a touchy subject everywhere apparently. The rumor is that pet food companies are major lurkers on pet subs and use reddit etc as an ad platform.

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Look at this cute hecking pupperino! {promoted by Purina}

    Cute doggo in training with his fellow officer {promoted by the Langley Police Department}

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  • Cryophilia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Q: do pets eat food?

    A: banned

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• Cyanocobalamin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Obligate dipshits just love circlejerking about vegans, don’t they?

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    MY CHOICES ARE FINE

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• eatthecake@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Can a cat live on impossible burgers made from bean blood?

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