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- Comment on Anon tries programming in Java 5 days ago:
Confidently incorrect.
- Comment on Anon tries programming in Java 5 days ago:
No.
- Comment on Anon tries programming in Java 5 days ago:
My old boss is one of the 3 initial creators of Java. He ran our department the same way this greentext reads.
He was also a paedo. You can figure out the rest if you dig.
- Comment on If you're in this meme, go buy a fibre supplement 1 week ago:
I’m pooping just fine right now without one.
- Comment on Life imitates art 1 week ago:
If you have to explain the reference, you’re ruining this particular joke.
- Comment on Is it offensive for me as a man to dress as a male version of a female fictional character for Halloween?' 2 weeks ago:
Why would it be? Here is me and my ex on Halloween 2020. I was Lydia, she was Beetlejuice.
- Comment on What does this emoji mean? Is this a British thumbs up? 3 weeks ago:
I think maybe this sub is a little too lenient with its name.
- Comment on What does this emoji mean? Is this a British thumbs up? 3 weeks ago:
Google.com
- Comment on Does drinking coffee reduce the amount of nutrients absorbed from prior meals? 4 weeks ago:
It’s a diuretic. Of course this happens to you.
- Comment on Mature Adult 4 weeks ago:
I can’t wait for the POV thing to stop. Nobody seems to know or care that it’s not what POV means.
- Comment on What is the food eaten in Close Encounters during the infamous mashed potato scene? 4 weeks ago:
Mac and cheese and Coen bread.
- Comment on Brand recognition 4 weeks ago:
Reminds me of the old website for Microsoft Exchange support… expertsexchange.com
Eventually they hyphenated it.
- Comment on ‘Joker: Folie à Deux’ to Lose $150 Million to $200 Million in Theatrical Run After Bombing at Box Office 5 weeks ago:
I liked the movie a lot.
- Comment on TIL that an astrophistics who is Malaysian is and will be our first leading leader to Aliens. 5 weeks ago:
Guess I am having one, too.
- Comment on TIL that an astrophistics who is Malaysian is and will be our first leading leader to Aliens. 5 weeks ago:
Are you having a stroke? What’s with that topic?
- Comment on Failing Gaza: Pro-Israel bias uncovered behind the lens of Western media 1 month ago:
Most people will see Al Jazeera and just hand wave this as bullshit.
- Comment on Honesty is the best policy 1 month ago:
Did’t
- Comment on Lousy Smarch weather... 1 month ago:
Filthy mountebanks.
- Comment on Why isn't apple a popular ice cream flavor? 1 month ago:
I feel like dehydrated apples might work.
- Comment on Papa Johns 1 month ago:
Do these posts really need the alt text?
- Comment on Brexit 1 month ago:
Concepts of a plan.
- Comment on I've always wanted to see Seattle. 1 month ago:
Cool. Go home. We up to our eyeballs with outsiders. Don’t forget to buy a keychain.
spoiler
It’s for keys.
- Comment on Where do most of the famous musicians keep their musical instruments? 1 month ago:
I’m no famous musician, but I am a player and have a lot of friends in the business - both big and small. Some have studios and secure buildings. Many, if not most, keep their babies close. I know that I do.
- Comment on Mfw I stop eating meat as an obligate carnivore 2 months ago:
I don’t know, but some ignorant people who don’t know biology are.
- Comment on Units of measurement 2 months ago:
Omg my god.
- Comment on A Cool Guide about 12 myths that movies made us believe 2 months ago:
You don’t shoot to break the shackle of the lock - you shoot to break the shackle OUT of the locking mechanism… and also to be dramatic.
- Comment on State of Lemmy comments right now 2 months ago:
Shaking the veggie tree again? COME AT ME BRUTHOR!
- Comment on Why I Haven't Seen Any Trump Supporters In Fediverse (Lemmy and Mastodon)? 2 months ago:
How did you get that from my comment?
- Comment on Why I Haven't Seen Any Trump Supporters In Fediverse (Lemmy and Mastodon)? 2 months ago:
You either refuse to acknowledge all the terrible things he’s done, or you approve of the things he’s done.
This is two ways.
- Comment on Animals that use Drugs 2 months ago:
Yes, made with pulverized grain wheat flour dust
