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@Orbituary@lemmy.world
- Comment on Is this Mastodon? 6 hours ago:
“enough capable”
Say less.
- Comment on Is there anything Lemmy has more/better content for than Reddit and other mainstream sites? 7 hours ago:
And my ax?
- Comment on Will sucking on Ice Breakers be healthier for me? 2 weeks ago:
Real question, hoping that community rules apply to me since it’s topical: why? How much do you consume? Do you have compulsions to eat them?
- Comment on From Deadpool and Wolverine to Dune: Part Two, all 10 of the highest-grossing movies of 2024 are sequels – and it's the first time that's happened in at least 50 years 2 weeks ago:
Never saw Ghost Rider. I popped up on my radar the other day. Is it worth it, even at a campy level?
- Comment on How old is the average open source programmer? 2 weeks ago:
ok…
- Comment on How old is the average open source programmer? 2 weeks ago:
How long is a string?
- Comment on Anon tries programming in Java 3 weeks ago:
Confidently incorrect.
- Comment on Anon tries programming in Java 3 weeks ago:
No.
- Comment on Anon tries programming in Java 3 weeks ago:
My old boss is one of the 3 initial creators of Java. He ran our department the same way this greentext reads.
He was also a paedo. You can figure out the rest if you dig.
- Comment on If you're in this meme, go buy a fibre supplement 3 weeks ago:
I’m pooping just fine right now without one.
- Comment on Life imitates art 4 weeks ago:
If you have to explain the reference, you’re ruining this particular joke.
- Comment on Is it offensive for me as a man to dress as a male version of a female fictional character for Halloween?' 5 weeks ago:
Why would it be? Here is me and my ex on Halloween 2020. I was Lydia, she was Beetlejuice.
- Comment on What does this emoji mean? Is this a British thumbs up? 1 month ago:
I think maybe this sub is a little too lenient with its name.
- Comment on What does this emoji mean? Is this a British thumbs up? 1 month ago:
Google.com
- Comment on Does drinking coffee reduce the amount of nutrients absorbed from prior meals? 1 month ago:
It’s a diuretic. Of course this happens to you.
- Comment on Mature Adult 1 month ago:
I can’t wait for the POV thing to stop. Nobody seems to know or care that it’s not what POV means.
- Comment on What is the food eaten in Close Encounters during the infamous mashed potato scene? 1 month ago:
Mac and cheese and Coen bread.
- Comment on Brand recognition 1 month ago:
Reminds me of the old website for Microsoft Exchange support… expertsexchange.com
Eventually they hyphenated it.
- Comment on ‘Joker: Folie à Deux’ to Lose $150 Million to $200 Million in Theatrical Run After Bombing at Box Office 1 month ago:
I liked the movie a lot.
- Comment on TIL that an astrophistics who is Malaysian is and will be our first leading leader to Aliens. 1 month ago:
Guess I am having one, too.
- Comment on TIL that an astrophistics who is Malaysian is and will be our first leading leader to Aliens. 1 month ago:
Are you having a stroke? What’s with that topic?
- Comment on Failing Gaza: Pro-Israel bias uncovered behind the lens of Western media 2 months ago:
Most people will see Al Jazeera and just hand wave this as bullshit.
- Comment on Honesty is the best policy 2 months ago:
Did’t
- Comment on Lousy Smarch weather... 2 months ago:
Filthy mountebanks.
- Comment on Why isn't apple a popular ice cream flavor? 2 months ago:
I feel like dehydrated apples might work.
- Comment on Papa Johns 2 months ago:
Do these posts really need the alt text?
- Comment on Brexit 2 months ago:
Concepts of a plan.
- Comment on I've always wanted to see Seattle. 2 months ago:
Cool. Go home. We up to our eyeballs with outsiders. Don’t forget to buy a keychain.
spoiler
It’s for keys.
- Comment on Where do most of the famous musicians keep their musical instruments? 2 months ago:
I’m no famous musician, but I am a player and have a lot of friends in the business - both big and small. Some have studios and secure buildings. Many, if not most, keep their babies close. I know that I do.
- Comment on Mfw I stop eating meat as an obligate carnivore 2 months ago:
I don’t know, but some ignorant people who don’t know biology are.