one heckin' huge fish

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• teije9@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I once saw a pigeon swallow a giant fish that was being fed to a seal, and after eating it it literally couldn’t fly anymore

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  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Seals can’t fly to begin with.

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  • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Nature’s equivalent to plopping down on the couch and unbuttoning the top button of your pants.

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• very_well_lost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  • Here we see the illusive billionaire in its natural habitat*

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  • terminally_offline@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Elusive*, you’ll probably try to correct me and say that you meant “illusive” but that’s not the right use-case for it anyway.

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    • very_well_lost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Here we see the illusive pedant in its natural habitat

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  • maccentric@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    *elusive

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• leonine@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

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• HowManyNimons@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I once watched a shag swallow a huge eel. The eel didn’t want to be swallowed. It took about 15 minutes.

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    That must have been gripping to watch

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    a what now

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• flora_explora@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I mean, birds being birds, they may actually share this with several members of their family still…

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  He’s just salty that his break’s so tiny

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• Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Food shaming

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Being a bird for a day would be a fuckin trip

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  • Thordros@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I read here that you just need to selectively activate your genes.

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    • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      that’s just to get the feathers…
      which isn’t as far fetched as it seems, seeing as how we already get goosebumps

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• deegeese@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  What about crop milk?

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• Thordros@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  powercry-1

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• 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  fuckin cormorants.

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• Orbituary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Who actually finds this funny and why?

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  • abcdqfr@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    People who aren’t dead inside, for aforementioned reasons

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