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• FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Yup, I heard you got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    …for the sake of the piggies’ digestion

    yep because they’ll even eat the theeth and any artificial.work done to it, but they will poop it out later… and we all know how that turned out for ol’ bobby

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