Where do the other polycule people sleep? That bed isn’t big enough for more than 2.
Those damned leftists!!!1!!
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sam_the_tech@lemmy.world 1 month ago
By leaving this comment, I’m just happy to be a part of something bigger than myself!
nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
That’s the spirit
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 month ago
FUCK THAT. The bathrooms in my home are all people-with-penises-and-toxic-masculinity-only!
My wife has to go over to the neighbors’ house to relieve herself!
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
sigh, why doesn’t she just grow a penis?
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Abortion
Fuck I’m laughing way too hard
Tiral@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I mean…I’m pretty sure “trans bathroom” is kinda redundant in a house? It’s just a shared bathroom for anyone there. It’s like saying “assless chaps” all chaps are assless so…they’re just chaps?
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
That abortion room seems superfluous.
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So you’re saying you want to just remove it before the room is even built?
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
danc4498@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Every room is an abortion room, but you got to put the 9-month fetuses somewhere after.
gergolippai@lemmy.world 1 month ago
damn roomba sent my floorplan home again
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Is it common for conservatives to have sepatate, genered bathrooms?
I mean, my ex and I used different bathrooms, but that’s because she really didn’t like sharing bathrooms in general.
Xerxos@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
If you need me I’m at the Sex before Marriage Lounge.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I’m here for the trans bathroom. I’ll be using it all day. Try and prove i wasnt born the opposite to what I am before ive finished pissing.
jerk_splerkin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I might do it sitting. I might do it standing. Just to keep those mfers guessing.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s what I’m saying, I’m tired of whiping out and touching my genitals a foot from a complete stranger
redditmodssucks@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What’s a gay room? Like is the room gay or do we do gay stuff only in that room?
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
it’s like danny the street
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 month ago
The room itself is toxically straight, that’s why we do gay stuff in it.
redditmodssucks@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So it’s pink?
yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Sus to have abortion very next to boy(wife)'s kitchen… do that imply… mpreg?
olafurp@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s not far off from the time I was living with a gay throuple and one other in a 100m2 apartment.
JargonWagon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
not true. i also want it on wheels and to have a little gayrage for my ebikes.
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 1 month ago
Find me in the kitchen making food for the sex before marriage lounge 😌
Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Still not as good as the estrogen burger meme
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 1 month ago
All residential bathrooms are trans bathrooms.
Mwa@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
why is this funny???
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Does that mean I can only have sex in the lounge if I plan to get married?
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
You don’t have to PLAN to get married, it just has to be BEFORE you get married. It’s a loophole.
Once you’re married, you can only do it for procreation, and only after you’ve prayed.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I wish I had a gay room.
OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
The patio where I keep my weed smoking girl friends.
Blibly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My apartment fr fr
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I’ll give it all up, except my weed smoking patio.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I would love to have an abortion clinic in my place
I’d offer free abortions, contraception, sterilisations and all the help I could give to people who are facing having their life ruined by an unwanted pregnancy
pulsey@feddit.org 1 month ago
The crazy thought that there might be people out there that have gendered bathrooms at home
kreskin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
it needs to have a carls jr and taco bell side room, then its pretty much perfect. Note that anyone can use the trans bathroom. And we’ll just call the poker room the gay room, no one in my friend group could possibly care less what a room is called. Because we’re not 8 years old.
rekabis@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Is this a parody or legit mental illness in motion?
Zink@programming.dev 1 month ago
Translation: I am uncomfortable with people different from me and I want to dictate how they live their lives, therefore I project upon those other people that they must want to do the same to me and all the world’s decent people who are (of course) like me.
wador@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
So, where is the prostate massage basement?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 month ago
We live in Florida, so no basement. We’ve relocated the prostate massaging to the observation deck on the roof.
wador@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Oh, just above the alligator pegging station?