Anon pets a dog

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• SillyDude@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This feel oddly real and heterosexual, I don’t like it

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  • SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t worry, I’m pretty sure it’s fake (and gay)

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• SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wolf: “W…What the… brain overloads from getting pet like a good boy”

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wolf: I hope this doesn’t awaken something in me

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I wonder if those humans have any more of those delicious pastries

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• teyrnon@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ha ha, “looks like he’s going to call HR for inappropriate contact”

  For the record, there has never been a documented attack of a healthy wolf on a person in North America. Obviously if they get rabies or distemper or something all bets are off.

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  • Lauchmelder@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There’s also never been a documented case of a wolf contacting HR

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    • Kimjongtooill@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There would be NDAs involved, so take that data with a grain of salt.

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    • Kanda@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s because HR will anonymise the contact data before publishing

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    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      depends on how many furries are in your company

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    • cypherpunks@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      that may be true but you should consider that HR departments are notorious for failing to document complaints from members of socially-disadvantaged groups

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• TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  An oldie but goldie.

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  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Meanwhile cats just showed up, said that they live here now. 10,000 years later, cats run the internet and more or less still the same genetically for the past 10,000 years.

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    • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Image

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The wolf his pack now calls Poptart

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• chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No, you made a wild wolf more dangerous as it has now received food after being near a human. That wolf will now approach more people to get food.

  Dog domestication took centuries to millenia. And the most dangerous predators are those that are descended from domestic or near domestic animals.

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Both are true. Curious wolves approaching humans and getting/stealing food was very likely the first step in domestication.

    At the same time, it still holds true that it is dangerous

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    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yup, plus the friendlier ones were more likely to get fed, mean ones more likely to get killed, which resulted in more or less offspring like them. Do that for generations and voila, you’re now a French bulldog

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  • Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Anon is beastmaster, creating danger wolves

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