Open Menu
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
lotide
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
Login

Not even close

⁨772⁩ ⁨likes⁩

Submitted ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MTZ@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1a2ca1b2-f063-4153-b793-d625781d3dc3.jpeg

source

Comments

Sort:hotnewtop
  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I wasn’t sure if she was guilty or not but after that speech I am.

    source
    • Bunitonito@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
      [deleted]
      source
      • jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        a lot of nuance

        Its ‘nonce’. As in ‘a lot of nonces’

        source
        • -> View More Comments
    • turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I didn’t even really consider her involvement until this week, now I am assuming she was in pretty deep

      source
    • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My “not involved in human trafficking” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt

      source
  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That entire family is so fucking gross.

    source
    • generallynonsensical@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well, she was most likely trafficked herself. So it’s extra gross when she hides/defends others doing it.

      source
    • zerobot@lemmy.wtf ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      makes me feel dirty just thinking about any of them, there is something deeply disgusting about these “people”

      source
  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Imagevibe

    source
    • SirSamuel@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But I am wearing her underwear

      source
    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      not that i really care but in his defense he asked what sexual relations meant, they gave a definition and what he did with Lewinsky didn’t match that definition…

      source
  • Gorilladrums@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The thing about the Epstein files that a lot of people don’t realize is that the fact it’s a scandal means that there’s an opportunity to get justice at some point if in the future even if the system is broken. In a lot of places around the world, this shit is legalized and nobody cares. For example, in my home country of Iraq all of this is legal and a lot of powerful religious clerics do the same shit as these criminals, and nobody bats an eye. We live in a depraved world that’s governed by the wicked.

    source
  • zerobot@lemmy.wtf ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    this is the first time i heard her talk and probably the last and I can’t be the only one. she must know about something that will come out and thankfully handled it like an absolute troglodyte so we all know now to pay close attention

    source
    • 8oow3291d@feddit.dk ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Anti-SLAPP suit is gearing up very soon: feddit.dk/post/20969245/19914002

      source
  • Avicenna@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    lol the new joke is they waged a war on Iran to make people forget about Epstein but the war was such a catastrophe that they put Epstein back on the table to make people forget about the war

    source
  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Come ON, we’re SUPPOSED to stop talking about it!!

    source
    • iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      you’re thinking of another club that should have come already

      source
  • switcheroo@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    None of the other first lady’s HAD TO MAKE a speech about not being a sex trafficker…

    source
    • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Neither did she. Apparently she just felt the need to do it for reasons unknown to anyone.

      source
      • CannonFodder@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Maybe she’s poking the bear; getting Epstein back in the news cycle. She probably detests Donald a lot and would love to see him put down.

        source
        • -> View More Comments
      • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yes, but aren’t you glad she did? Because I’m not.

        source
    • callouscomic@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Woooooooooosh

      source
  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “theres nothing more suspicious than diddling kids, if you make a song about"not” diddling kids"- MAC. in this case it was a press conference.

    source
    • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Greatest television show in human history.

      source
  • jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is she even in the files? Besides the photos we’ve all seen?

    I didn’t know there was a debate about her relationship with Epstein or how she ended up in the US. Now I do. All she’s done is draw attention to herself.

    I used to think she was a clever gold digger but now all I see is a narcissistic moron. Same as her shit-scented husband.

    source
    • mumblerfish@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My speech on me not being a sex trafficer has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my speech on how I’m not a sex trafficer

      – Melania, probably

      source
    • redsand@infosec.pub ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ivana his 2nd wife who’s burried on the golf course is. She was a recruiter. Also Don Jr, Eric and Ivanka’s mom.

      Makes sense Melania is the same

      source
      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        also why Melania hates the other children.

        source
    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      shes her handler for putin/russia.

      source
  • Saprophyte@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Finally, a unique speech not copied from Michelle Obama.

    Turns out, Michelle and her husband were never on Epstein’s island, so nothing to deny.

    source
  • MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    First thing I thought was whose got the story and when is it going to drop

    source
  • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Do you think she plagiarized it or used chatgpt

    source
  • sudo@programming.dev ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    sex trafficked 🤓

    source
  • CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I still don’t know what story she was denying. What were the images that she was saying we’re fake?

    source
    • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Muddy waters here

      From what I’ve gathered

      1. There may be photos being released soon, and her legal team is trying to preempt it by denying it.

      idk how law works, but I don’t know what preempting it is meant to do


      1. there is supposedly a (plausibly deepfaked) image floating around the boomer side of the internet:

      I haven’t seen it nor tried to find it. Last time I checked Facebook, I learned several horrific slurs for ethnic groups I did not even know existed


      1. Maybe, she finally caught wind of her name being mentioned alongside Epstein

      I’ve met people who just check the news and/or the internet once per year, if ever


      1. Some other Trump administration political strategy

      I’m legit not intelligent enough to understand nor recall the explanation there


      Probably a legal thing. Photos/Documents may be releasing soon

      If not, yeah…

      Just more bizarre

      Like if I announced:

      “I did not rinse my unwashed genitals in the spahetti after I cooked it”

      In the middle of a family dinner.

      source
    • CountVon@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No one knows what story she’s denying, or what images she’s claiming are fake. The most likely possibility is that someone is preparing to release a story on the links between her and Epstein. It’s standard practice in journalism to contact the subject of a piece, inform them of the contents of that piece, and request their comments. A request for comment on an upcoming story seems a likely trigger for this reaction. The entire speech strikes me as a thinly veiled threat, essentially saying “If you publish your story I will sue you for defamation.”

      source
      • DokPsy@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Can’t sue for defamation if the commentary is either true or had reasonable belief to be so

        source
        • -> View More Comments
  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If I had a nickel for every time a first lady did this is have one nickel. It’s not a lot but it’s odd that it’s that high.

    source
    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      her cosmetic surgeries arnt cheap.

      source
  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “She’s a movie star” yeah, we know. Lesbian stuff, right?

    source
    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      well TRUMP did sleep with “movie star” and paid her.

      source
  • humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She absolutely did not have sexual relations with these people… uhm mr Epstein, and ms Maxwell, or any of their ephebe escorts, nor passed them along to friends and acquaintances.

    source
  • lechekaflan@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She’s blyat. 😅

    source
  • couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe the child is Epstein’s

    source