Fuck, I opened the can, and it went MOO…
crazy stuff
Submitted 3 weeks ago by tixnou@feddit.cl to [deleted]
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over_clox@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
+3 rads/second.
Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
That’s nearly 55 rpm
mech@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
A worthy successor to Ken M
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
We are all Womp Womp on this blessed day.
Bluewing@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A shoutout to steve1989! For eating US Civil War Hard Tack and Boer War canned Bully Beef! And every WW2 ration he can get.
He sure can wax poetic about the flavors of each one.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I find it amusing how sometimes he disappears for a few months and everyone assumes he’s dead from botulism. Also funny how he still apparently lives in a room in his mom’s house despite having millions of youtube subscribers.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Let’s get that out onto a tray…
Nice.
kalpol@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Waxed pretty poetic about the botulism that one time too. Great content though.
how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Came here to say, as well, that Steve1989 is well ahead of the game of eating strange cans of a 100 year plus beef
seathru@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
“Let’s get this out onto a tray.”
skinless_corpus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Nice, mkay.”
Headofthebored@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Leaded steaks you say?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
yum botulism.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Wow, and I thought I was a smuuthbrane.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
They’re taking the piss.
fartographer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No, it’s dried beef. And most canned brines are made from water with salt and spices, not urine.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You are.
And I’m Lost_My_Mind
And this kitty cat is named Ted.
Yep. Whole big world out there. Everybodys got a name. That’s how they track you.
regedit@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I say this to my wife any time we watch a movie with animals in it!
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 weeks ago
This says a lot about the average carnist mindset. A lot of people have no idea their meat comes from dead animals. I think there would be a lot more vegans if people knew and were fully aware of the consequences
papalonian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A lot of people have no idea their meat comes from dead animals.
I’d like to meet these a lot of people
pennomi@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I guess vegans like to eat the onion.
CannonFodder@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
But did you know that to eat vegetables, you actually kill them? An innocent life form - dead, just so you can eat. How can you live with yourself?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
it’s fucking disgusting. vegans willingness to destroy a life just because it doesn’t have eyes, or ears, or a mouth is just evil.
I hope all vegans reincarnate as iceburg lettuce and rot in the bottom of the crisper.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 weeks ago
Vegetables don’t care if they die, but animals do. Animals don’t like dying. I’ve asked lots of animals and very few of them were suicidal.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
If only they were as smart as you, and they could figure out that chicken comes from chickens. They just never put 2+2 together.
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Liar. I’ve never seen chicken come from chickens. All the chicken I’ve ever seen has come out of the grocery store.
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Every single person, at most past the age of 12 knows exactly where all the meat comes from. Usually much younger.
“If vegans were not so obnoxious idiots, maybe more people would listen to them”.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 weeks ago
Every single person, at most past the age of 12 knows exactly where all the meat comes from
Almost two thirds could not identify the correct location of a rump steak – despite the clue being in the name - while only 36 per cent could identify that a pork shoulder steak came from the shoulder of a pig.
More than 80 per cent of respondents could not find the part of a cow that a ribeye steak comes from, while only nine per cent said they knew where a Barnsley chop came from on a lamb.
A quarter admitted they felt confused, did not know what to buy and don’t understand what is on display in their local butcher’s shop
You said every person over 12 knows exactly where all the meat comes from. But 80% of British people don’t know where a ribeye steak comes from!
Bluewing@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The cost of chicken tendies vs lentils and rice has a lot more influence on whether people stop eating so much meat more than obnoxious vegans.
bluejayway@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
even if we are obnoxious idiots (which is justified when the whole world thinks killing animals is ok, it’s infuriating), shouldn’t you care about the animals and not us?
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I invented a device called ‘Burger on the Go’. It allows you to obtain 6 regular size hamburgers, or 12 sliders, from a horse without killing the animal. George Foreman is still considering it. Sharper Image is still considering it. Sky Mall’s still considering it. Hammacher Schlemmer is still considering it. Sears said no.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It is a thing with some pastoralist peoples in Africa (like the Nuer, for example) that they will poke a hole in one of their cattle and drink some of its blood. A little snack-on-the-go that doesn’t kill the animal.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
/s right?
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 weeks ago
I think people use compartmentalisation to avoid thinking about the consequences when they eat. I bet if you went to a slaughterhouse and saw the death, and if you read the science on the effect they have on local communities
the effect
A study looked at a series of small towns in pairs. One where a slaughterhouse opened, one where it didn’t. The towns with slaughterhouses saw increased alcoholism, mental health issues, spousal abuse…. Taking lives all day long, it damages your soul. You have to become a worse person in order to survive that. A crueler person. It hurts your ability to treat other humans with kindness and respect.
, and you remembered all of that every single time you ate meat for a month, by the end of that month you’d want to go vegetarian.
mech@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
I see and appreciate your willingness to eat downvotes for that joke.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 weeks ago
Mmmm yummy downvotes
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
There’s nothing from this commentor to suggest that THEY eat meat. The only thing we know about them is that they’re an idiot.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 weeks ago
And statistically, their idiocy means they probably eat meat.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC1790759/
Higher IQ at age 10 years was associated with an increased likelihood of being vegetarian at age 30
IQ remained a statistically significant predictor of being vegetarian as an adult after adjustment for social class (both in childhood and currently), academic or vocational qualifications, and sex
icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I think it would be conceivable to have meat come from living animals, especially if they are GMO’ed with the feel-no-pain gene.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I think 99% of people know meat is dead animals
Bluewing@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There would be some few more, but it would probably be very doubtful of a lot more. People don’t care.
Kuma@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Made me laugh out loud. Is this a reference to how ppl usually comment on old laugh tracks “we are listening to dead people” ? 😂
snoons@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
womp womp
Cellari@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I love witty comments
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Soon to be featured at Golden Corral.
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Ashens?
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
But it was a really smart cow, a cow like that you don’t eat all at once.
rumba@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Pretty sure those are beefsteak tomatoes :)
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Way too many people in the comments thinking they’re serious.
This is top tier shitposting.
interdimensional_sharts@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Way too many comments saying way too many people in the comments thinking they’re serious.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ITT: way too many comments.