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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨tixnou@feddit.cl⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Way too many people in the comments thinking they’re serious.

    This is top tier shitposting.

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    • interdimensional_sharts@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Way too many comments saying way too many people in the comments thinking they’re serious.

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      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        ITT: way too many comments.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fuck, I opened the can, and it went MOO…

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It’s clearly not ready yet

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      • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        closes the can…

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    +3 rads/second.

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    • Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That’s nearly 55 rpm

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  • mech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    A worthy successor to Ken M

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    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      We are all Womp Womp on this blessed day.

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  • Bluewing@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    A shoutout to steve1989! For eating US Civil War Hard Tack and Boer War canned Bully Beef! And every WW2 ration he can get.

    He sure can wax poetic about the flavors of each one.

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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I find it amusing how sometimes he disappears for a few months and everyone assumes he’s dead from botulism. Also funny how he still apparently lives in a room in his mom’s house despite having millions of youtube subscribers.

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Let’s get that out onto a tray…

      Nice.

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    • kalpol@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Waxed pretty poetic about the botulism that one time too. Great content though.

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    • how_we_burned@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Came here to say, as well, that Steve1989 is well ahead of the game of eating strange cans of a 100 year plus beef

      youtu.be/jZoHuMwZwTk

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  • seathru@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “Let’s get this out onto a tray.”

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    • skinless_corpus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      “Nice, mkay.”

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  • Headofthebored@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Leaded steaks you say?

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      yum botulism.

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Wow, and I thought I was a smuuthbrane.

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    • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      They’re taking the piss.

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      • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        No, it’s dried beef. And most canned brines are made from water with salt and spices, not urine.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You are.

      And I’m Lost_My_Mind

      And this kitty cat is named Ted.

      Yep. Whole big world out there. Everybodys got a name. That’s how they track you.

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  • regedit@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I say this to my wife any time we watch a movie with animals in it!

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  • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This says a lot about the average carnist mindset. A lot of people have no idea their meat comes from dead animals. I think there would be a lot more vegans if people knew and were fully aware of the consequences

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    • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      A lot of people have no idea their meat comes from dead animals.

      I’d like to meet these a lot of people

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      • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        And eat them

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    • pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I guess vegans like to eat the onion.

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    • CannonFodder@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      But did you know that to eat vegetables, you actually kill them? An innocent life form - dead, just so you can eat. How can you live with yourself?

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      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        it’s fucking disgusting. vegans willingness to destroy a life just because it doesn’t have eyes, or ears, or a mouth is just evil.

        I hope all vegans reincarnate as iceburg lettuce and rot in the bottom of the crisper.

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      • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Vegetables don’t care if they die, but animals do. Animals don’t like dying. I’ve asked lots of animals and very few of them were suicidal.

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      • bluejayway@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        smooth brain

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      If only they were as smart as you, and they could figure out that chicken comes from chickens. They just never put 2+2 together.

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      • RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Liar. I’ve never seen chicken come from chickens. All the chicken I’ve ever seen has come out of the grocery store.

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    • GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Every single person, at most past the age of 12 knows exactly where all the meat comes from. Usually much younger.

      “If vegans were not so obnoxious idiots, maybe more people would listen to them”.

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      • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Every single person, at most past the age of 12 knows exactly where all the meat comes from

        https://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/meat-eating-clueless-brits-food-study-farming-source-a8548511.html

        Almost two thirds could not identify the correct location of a rump steak – despite the clue being in the name - while only 36 per cent could identify that a pork shoulder steak came from the shoulder of a pig.

        More than 80 per cent of respondents could not find the part of a cow that a ribeye steak comes from, while only nine per cent said they knew where a Barnsley chop came from on a lamb.

        A quarter admitted they felt confused, did not know what to buy and don’t understand what is on display in their local butcher’s shop

        You said every person over 12 knows exactly where all the meat comes from. But 80% of British people don’t know where a ribeye steak comes from!

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      • Bluewing@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        The cost of chicken tendies vs lentils and rice has a lot more influence on whether people stop eating so much meat more than obnoxious vegans.

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      • bluejayway@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        even if we are obnoxious idiots (which is justified when the whole world thinks killing animals is ok, it’s infuriating), shouldn’t you care about the animals and not us?

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    • BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I invented a device called ‘Burger on the Go’. It allows you to obtain 6 regular size hamburgers, or 12 sliders, from a horse without killing the animal. George Foreman is still considering it. Sharper Image is still considering it. Sky Mall’s still considering it. Hammacher Schlemmer is still considering it. Sears said no.

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      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        It is a thing with some pastoralist peoples in Africa (like the Nuer, for example) that they will poke a hole in one of their cattle and drink some of its blood. A little snack-on-the-go that doesn’t kill the animal.

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      /s right?

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      • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I think people use compartmentalisation to avoid thinking about the consequences when they eat. I bet if you went to a slaughterhouse and saw the death, and if you read the science on the effect they have on local communities

        the effect

        A study looked at a series of small towns in pairs. One where a slaughterhouse opened, one where it didn’t. The towns with slaughterhouses saw increased alcoholism, mental health issues, spousal abuse…. Taking lives all day long, it damages your soul. You have to become a worse person in order to survive that. A crueler person. It hurts your ability to treat other humans with kindness and respect.

        , and you remembered all of that every single time you ate meat for a month, by the end of that month you’d want to go vegetarian.

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    • mech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I see and appreciate your willingness to eat downvotes for that joke.

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      • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Mmmm yummy downvotes

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      There’s nothing from this commentor to suggest that THEY eat meat. The only thing we know about them is that they’re an idiot.

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      • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        And statistically, their idiocy means they probably eat meat.

        https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC1790759/

        Higher IQ at age 10 years was associated with an increased likelihood of being vegetarian at age 30

        IQ remained a statistically significant predictor of being vegetarian as an adult after adjustment for social class (both in childhood and currently), academic or vocational qualifications, and sex

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I think it would be conceivable to have meat come from living animals, especially if they are GMO’ed with the feel-no-pain gene.

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    • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I think 99% of people know meat is dead animals

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    • Bluewing@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      There would be some few more, but it would probably be very doubtful of a lot more. People don’t care.

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  • Kuma@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Made me laugh out loud. Is this a reference to how ppl usually comment on old laugh tracks “we are listening to dead people” ? 😂

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    womp womp

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  • Cellari@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I love witty comments

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  • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Soon to be featured at Golden Corral.

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  • HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ashens?

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    But it was a really smart cow, a cow like that you don’t eat all at once.

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Pretty sure those are beefsteak tomatoes :)

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