This is how Lemmy history gets made
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Submitted 1 day ago by 123abc@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 hours ago
Should have eaten beans and worn jeans
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 hour ago
Should have eaten moths and worn beans.
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 1 day ago
I feel like that should be at least 400 but thats just me
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I’m not sure I’d do it for 400 frankly… This is a little extreme.
SillyDude@lemmy.zip 23 hours ago
I feel like I could do that for 400, but the request to talk is too far for me. I’m fine with shitting in your mouth, but talking is just disgusting.
CameronDev@programming.dev 1 day ago
$200 + KFC, don’t be greedy.
Denjin@feddit.uk 1 day ago
I’ll do it for £200. £250 if you’re going to make me eat KFC.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 day ago
I’d do it for $20.
ebolapie@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
I know we’re not supposed to kink shame, but…
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
£200 is £200, and it ain’t me eating the shit.
Just don’t expect me to do anything but wipe and leave you with the tickets.
Aganim@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
… what a day to be literate. Enough internet for today.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Do you think a vegan scatophile would request that the shitter only eats plant based food beforehand?
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 hours ago
I’m not really sure um, what food category it would go in
oneser@lemmy.zip 20 hours ago
I think beyond meat shit’s are some of the sloppiest I’ve done. I’m sure there’s someone out there who’ll be specific about that type of plop.
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 19 hours ago
😂 🤣
roserose56@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
Add NSFW at least! Jesus bro, you are sick!
Fedizen@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Not like this
TomMasz@piefed.social 1 day ago
True shitpost.
Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 hours ago
They eat da poo poo
edinbruh@feddit.it 1 day ago
Well, did you?
123abc@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Tomorrow. Should I come back with an update?
Korne127@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Are you like… serious? You’re really willing to do that?
edinbruh@feddit.it 1 day ago
Yes, do
I’m mostly curious about how awkward the talking part was, and if the 200£ were real
undeffeined@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Yes.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Which of Trump’s closeted mob was this?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Sigh
Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 hours ago
I mean, hey.
They’re buying KFC for you so at least YOU get to eat for free. 🤷♂️
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
and i thought i had dad issues
Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Commenting so I check back later because allegedly this is OC?
This is disgusting and I can’t help seeing if there really is an update.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yeah I’m gonna want to know too.
Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 1 day ago
200£ and a free meal,nice
fonix232@fedia.io 1 day ago
And potentially the cleanest your asshole has been for a decade.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Motherfuckers going a decade without a rimjob?
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
All I can think about is the absurd amount of corn that gets shat after eating a famous bowl.
I didn’t even think famous bowls had that much corn to begin with.
0ops@piefed.zip 1 day ago
Straight up, it’s a violation of the laws of thermodynamics. Makes no sense
Veedem@lemmy.world 1 day ago
To each their own, I guess
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
What do you want to talk about?
123abc@lemmy.world 1 day ago
He wants me to be a verbal dom & hype him up.
lasta@piefed.world 1 day ago
Grunting and straining noises So, nice weather today.
salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Ewwwww, that’s disgusting - who the fuck eats KFC???
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Dude, 200 bucks is 200 bucks.
MissJinx@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
that was my thought! the economy is not good to kink shame!