Submitted 2 weeks ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to [deleted]
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Obligatory warning/infodump:
I’m going to piggy back on this comment because there are different ‘levels’ for holsters:
This is actually a great idea and everyone should do it
You are over-encumbered (from the other Officers’ Service Weapons)
I’m saving them until I need them for a big boss fight. Til then I’ll stick with the knife.
One of the many calls of the void I experience frequently.
“What if I jump from here?” is my favorite.
I want to touch that fast spinning thing…
Mine is “Blare Freebird and then ran into the closest building at top speed once the guitar solo kicks in” Freebird is now actively banned when I’m not on empty desert roads.
I’ve seen this happen myself lol. Got a gun pointed right in my face because the batshit crazy girl i was with grabbed the gun out of the holster
How?! Every cop I’ve seen has a proper holster to prevent that. If you know how they work you might snatch it, but it would still be a bit awkward.
It was in a poor / underdeveloped country. There wasn’t anything because she just grabbed it right out of there
I hope the sex was worth it bro.
What are those two little pockets for? I can see one has the shape of handcuffs, and the radio. But those two smaller ones are eluding me.
They’re for little baggies of drugs, for planting on victims.
Steal
Officier’s cocaine
If you’re talking about the things just left of the handcuff case, those are little webbing loops that snap closed and keep the outer belt secured to the inner belt
Thank you!
Follow up question, why are cops so fat and lazy they need two belts
Don’t worry, it’s steal not pickpocket. Simply move the gun out of his sight and then steal it.
Put a bucket over his head and you can take the entire set.
Why is it soooo tempting to do?! Everytime I see one that voice in the back of my head says to take it… They won’t notice…
Narrator: they absolutely did notice
lol I’m watching someone play Skyrim right now, and they are playing as a master thief lol
What’s with this guys ass?
Its just a dump truck with a flat tire
BRUH
I have never heard this before and it’s hilarious.
Hank Hill joined the police.
Looks like a oversized wallet in his back pocket,
TheRealKuni@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
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IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
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rockerface@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
My favourite past is “repeatedly”
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is Adam West Batman kind of villainary…