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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    From the article in [35]

    As Arseny explained: “I think if they want to know how King’s Hand tastes, they should bake it themselves and tell me. Somebody actually did that, so I have one testimonial; they baked it and they said it’s shit.”

    Shitpostception

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Greek salad is like polar opposite to cookie and m&m. I can’t even imagine how bad of a juxtapositioning it requires to even take it seriously as something to eat

      but more importantly how did this survive as a Wikipedia entry!?

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      • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        December 6, 2020. Later that day, she shared her recipe. As of December 15, 2020, the tweet had garnered over 166,000 likes and was featured in a diverse array of media and print publications, including Fox News,[44] TODAY,[45] and BuzzFeed News.

        So it went viral for a week, this entry was added, and here we are talking about it.

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      • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Fill it with something more appropriate and I think it’d be a neat Halloween party treat. Visually it turned out cursed in the best way.

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    • TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You can save a lot of time and effort by just reading the description. If you still decide to make it, you’re on your own.

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  • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Things got real weird during quarantine.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Weird and wonderful

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It sounds good up until “stuffed with Greek salad.”

    Might be one of the few recipes where changing a crucial step would lead to a better outcome.

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Up to that point, I was looking at the description in disbelief, but burst out laughing when I read “greek salad”. The hand cookie bit was just realistic enough to get it in the uncanny valley (the photo looked like an AI cookie hand, too… Actually, it might still be, I don’t know if that photo was from the lady that made them or added for the meme), but the greek salad put it well into absurd territory. Just imagining people biting into their over the top cookie thing and then making a wtf face at the combination of flavours in their mouth, though it would be even better if the initial surprise and disgust gets replaced by a confused look and then a “well played, not bad” because it works.

      Lol I literally just had a greek salad earlier today but didn’t even think to check how it tastes with chocolate chip cookie, so who knows, maybe it is good.

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    • Furbag@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Agreed. Fill it with frosting or whipped cream or something, not Greek salad… wtf.

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    • FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I immediately wondered if some other country called something else “Greek salad”… I tried to click the link in the photo to see if it was another name for like Ambrosia Salad or something desserty.

      Nope… Just a delicious, oily, salty Greek salad like I know and love from the local Coney.

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  • BoosBeau@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I once had a dream about a “lobster hotdog.” A lobster tail in a buttered hotdog bun. I went to a sports bar that happened to serve lobster tail and had hot dog buns. The waitress willing let me order this culinary sin. On an occasion, I still wake up in a cold sweat with the faint memory of processed bread and shellfish…

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    • DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wait, you mean a Connecticut-style lobster roll? Which is amazing? Are you messin’ with me?

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      • Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I tried a lobster roll for the first time last year and I’m mostly disappointed. Every single place sold them for around 40 to 50 USD. It was just buttered lobster which is good but for the amount I got, it was definitely not worth, and honestly I’d rather have bread on the side than as a roll

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      • stringere@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        When my wife and son took a trip up yhr Maine coast they had these at every chance available. And the honor system roadside pie stands.

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    • titanicx@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean that’s pretty close to what they call a lobster roll in most places.

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    • acme401@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I could literally go next door and get one right now.

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    • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They have food trucks in Iceland that serve lobster tail baguettes. They’re delicious.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Friend, I want a lobdog

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I once had a dream about two brother inventors who were trying to build a cheaper space rocket but they were struggling so the fun brother (in my dream he was played by Ryan Reynolds, I shit you not) spent the last of their money developing a prototype of some roller skates that played music, but only while you were moving. He was dressed in pink booty shorts and was trying to sell preorders of his musical skates at an LGBT pride festival but it’s not going well.

    Then his brother bawls him out for wasting their money and declared their partnership over. Ryan Reynolds can’t talk him back, and walks offoff, but he’s walking awkwardly on the grass with his skates, and because they aren’t rolling continuously, he is just sadly shuffling over the grass while his skates play, in broken spurts and stops, that “Firework” song from that American woman singer.

    There was more to the dream, it was movie length and extremely vivid, but that was the funniest part.

    So in my dream I invented shitty musical roller skates that even a gay Ryan Reynolds couldn’t sell at a pride fest.

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ryan Reynolds… dressed in pink booty shorts … at an LGBT pride festival but it’s not going well.

      Well that’s just unrealistic.

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        To be fair in my dream, the other brother was the business savvy marketing genius, the Ryan Reynolds brother was an eccentric visionary engineer who made people uncomfortable with his enthusiasm.

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    • kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Man I’m always jealous of people tbat get to have goofy dreams like this. Weird stuff that just sounds fun, or sexy dreams, or dreams about flying etc. 98% of the time i don’t remember anything. When I do it’s shit like a plane crashing into my house with my family inside, or holding my dog in my arms as it dies from cancer. Lost track of the number of times I’ve woken up with no clear memory of my dream, just feeling terrified or with a horrible unnamed sense of sadness and loss. I’d much prefer Ryan Reynolds on musical rollerskates.

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    • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Based on a true story

      Written and directed by Agent641

      Starring Ryan Raynolds

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  • acme401@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m high and I still wouldn’t eat that.

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  • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You only need to change a few ingredients for it to be nice.

    Make it bread dough, and replace the M&Ms with small cubes of cheese.

    Then replace the “Greek salad” bit with melted cheese.

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    • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Then replace the bread with cheese

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      • BoosBeau@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Cheese.

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Replace your soul with cheese

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    • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Then replace the whole thing with something that isn’t a hand.

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Kings foot it is then. The king’s crusty, cheesy foot

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thanks for mentioning it was a data analyst, I would be confused otherwise.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If that’s the kind of data her brain wants to analyze I’m all for it

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  • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is 28 around the usual age schizophrenia hits?

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    • FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Anywhere between like 15 and 45, I think. I dunno because i didn’t look it up and im not a brain doctor guy.

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s dessert after having Feetloaf for dinner.

    Feetloaf

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    • sulgoth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The onion nails really sell it.

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    • ABCatMom@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      🤢🤢🤢🤢

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  • Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    lol wtf

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  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Was it palatable?

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    • outerspace@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Palpable

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      • faythofdragons@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Emperor Palpatine

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    real “dream omlette” vibes

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg0nYhUB7CA

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “It came to me in a dream” is a cursed reason to make something IRL.

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  • GhostofBartleby@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    An example of two things I love eating. On their own.

    They don’t need to be married.

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  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sure, have a pizza before bedtime. Why not?

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  • ogeist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t let dreams be dreams!!!

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  • penaz@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s a bit creepy 🤣

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  • plyth@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not the real king’s hands without chocolate glazing.

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  • CoyoteFacts@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh my god this is a food item that you can get in the game Small Saga (which I highly recommend to all you leftists/queers/others). I assumed it was real and some sort of well-known weird food but actually it’s real and bad on purpose? What a rollercoaster.

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