That’s dessert after having Feetloaf for dinner.
Unquestionably high class
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ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
ABCatMom@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
🤢🤢🤢🤢
GhostofBartleby@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
An example of two things I love eating. On their own.
They don’t need to be married.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 day ago
From the article in [35]
As Arseny explained: “I think if they want to know how King’s Hand tastes, they should bake it themselves and tell me. Somebody actually did that, so I have one testimonial; they baked it and they said it’s shit.”
Shitpostception
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Greek salad is like polar opposite to cookie and m&m. I can’t even imagine how bad of a juxtapositioning it requires to even take it seriously as something to eat
but more importantly how did this survive as a Wikipedia entry!?
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 day ago
December 6, 2020. Later that day, she shared her recipe. As of December 15, 2020, the tweet had garnered over 166,000 likes and was featured in a diverse array of media and print publications, including Fox News,[44] TODAY,[45] and BuzzFeed News.
So it went viral for a week, this entry was added, and here we are talking about it.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Fill it with something more appropriate and I think it’d be a neat Halloween party treat. Visually it turned out cursed in the best way.
TomMasz@piefed.social 1 day ago
You can save a lot of time and effort by just reading the description. If you still decide to make it, you’re on your own.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Thanks for mentioning it was a data analyst, I would be confused otherwise.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 9 hours ago
If that’s the kind of data her brain wants to analyze I’m all for it
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Things got real weird during quarantine.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 day ago
Weird and wonderful
acme401@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
I’m high and I still wouldn’t eat that.
BoosBeau@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I once had a dream about a “lobster hotdog.” A lobster tail in a buttered hotdog bun. I went to a sports bar that happened to serve lobster tail and had hot dog buns. The waitress willing let me order this culinary sin. On an occasion, I still wake up in a cold sweat with the faint memory of processed bread and shellfish…
DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Wait, you mean a Connecticut-style lobster roll? Which is amazing? Are you messin’ with me?
Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
I tried a lobster roll for the first time last year and I’m mostly disappointed. Every single place sold them for around 40 to 50 USD. It was just buttered lobster which is good but for the amount I got, it was definitely not worth, and honestly I’d rather have bread on the side than as a roll
stringere@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
When my wife and son took a trip up yhr Maine coast they had these at every chance available. And the honor system roadside pie stands.
titanicx@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
I mean that’s pretty close to what they call a lobster roll in most places.
acme401@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
I could literally go next door and get one right now.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 20 hours ago
They have food trucks in Iceland that serve lobster tail baguettes. They’re delicious.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Friend, I want a lobdog
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
It sounds good up until “stuffed with Greek salad.”
Might be one of the few recipes where changing a crucial step would lead to a better outcome.
Furbag@lemmy.world 29 minutes ago
Agreed. Fill it with frosting or whipped cream or something, not Greek salad… wtf.
FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I immediately wondered if some other country called something else “Greek salad”… I tried to click the link in the photo to see if it was another name for like Ambrosia Salad or something desserty.
Nope… Just a delicious, oily, salty Greek salad like I know and love from the local Coney.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Up to that point, I was looking at the description in disbelief, but burst out laughing when I read “greek salad”. The hand cookie bit was just realistic enough to get it in the uncanny valley (the photo looked like an AI cookie hand, too… Actually, it might still be, I don’t know if that photo was from the lady that made them or added for the meme), but the greek salad put it well into absurd territory. Just imagining people biting into their over the top cookie thing and then making a wtf face at the combination of flavours in their mouth, though it would be even better if the initial surprise and disgust gets replaced by a confused look and then a “well played, not bad” because it works.
Lol I literally just had a greek salad earlier today but didn’t even think to check how it tastes with chocolate chip cookie, so who knows, maybe it is good.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I once had a dream about two brother inventors who were trying to build a cheaper space rocket but they were struggling so the fun brother (in my dream he was played by Ryan Reynolds, I shit you not) spent the last of their money developing a prototype of some roller skates that played music, but only while you were moving. He was dressed in pink booty shorts and was trying to sell preorders of his musical skates at an LGBT pride festival but it’s not going well.
Then his brother bawls him out for wasting their money and declared their partnership over. Ryan Reynolds can’t talk him back, and walks offoff, but he’s walking awkwardly on the grass with his skates, and because they aren’t rolling continuously, he is just sadly shuffling over the grass while his skates play, in broken spurts and stops, that “Firework” song from that American woman singer.
There was more to the dream, it was movie length and extremely vivid, but that was the funniest part.
So in my dream I invented shitty musical roller skates that even a gay Ryan Reynolds couldn’t sell at a pride fest.
kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Man I’m always jealous of people tbat get to have goofy dreams like this. Weird stuff that just sounds fun, or sexy dreams, or dreams about flying etc. 98% of the time i don’t remember anything. When I do it’s shit like a plane crashing into my house with my family inside, or holding my dog in my arms as it dies from cancer. Lost track of the number of times I’ve woken up with no clear memory of my dream, just feeling terrified or with a horrible unnamed sense of sadness and loss. I’d much prefer Ryan Reynolds on musical rollerskates.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ryan Reynolds… dressed in pink booty shorts … at an LGBT pride festival but it’s not going well.
Well that’s just unrealistic.
Agent641@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
To be fair in my dream, the other brother was the business savvy marketing genius, the Ryan Reynolds brother was an eccentric visionary engineer who made people uncomfortable with his enthusiasm.
Siegfried@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Based on a true story
Written and directed by Agent641
Starring Ryan Raynolds
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 1 day ago
You only need to change a few ingredients for it to be nice.
Make it bread dough, and replace the M&Ms with small cubes of cheese.
Then replace the “Greek salad” bit with melted cheese.
yakko@feddit.uk 1 day ago
Then replace the bread with cheese
BoosBeau@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Cheese.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Then replace the whole thing with something that isn’t a hand.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Kings foot it is then. The king’s crusty, cheesy foot
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Is 28 around the usual age schizophrenia hits?
FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Anywhere between like 15 and 45, I think. I dunno because i didn’t look it up and im not a brain doctor guy.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 20 hours ago
Was it palatable?
plyth@feddit.org 8 hours ago
Not the real king’s hands without chocolate glazing.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
lol wtf
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
real “dream omlette” vibes
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Sure, have a pizza before bedtime. Why not?
CoyoteFacts@piefed.ca 14 hours ago
Oh my god this is a food item that you can get in the game Small Saga (which I highly recommend to all you leftists/queers/others). I assumed it was real and some sort of well-known weird food but actually it’s real and bad on purpose? What a rollercoaster.
ogeist@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Don’t let dreams be dreams!!!
penaz@lemmy.sdf.org 11 minutes ago
That’s a bit creepy 🤣