Dude… run do not walk to a therapist.
Day 1 of posting real shitposts, till people and the mods understand the purpose of the community
Submitted 10 hours ago by King@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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IWW4@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
King@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
Tell him what?
IWW4@lemmy.zip 9 hours ago
That
You
Put
An
Insane
Amount
Of
Effort
Into
Drawing
A
Cartoon
about
fucking
a pigeon
so
you
could
eat
your
offspring.
MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
That you’ve solved world hunger
Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf 9 hours ago
I think panel 6 and 7 are swapped
pitaya@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
altphoto@lemmy.today 8 hours ago
He lays two eggs. One to raise his pigeon child. The other to eat.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 8 hours ago
You clearly need help and I hope you never get it if it results in quality shitposts like this.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Ozymandias1688@feddit.org 8 hours ago
What a terrible day to have eyes
jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 10 hours ago
Someone played too much Hatoful Boyfriend I guess.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
How the fuck is this already in my library‽
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
$10 dorra? For a 10 yo pigeon hentai game?
I mean jeez I might pay it but I won’t be happy about it.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Nugscree@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
How do you even know of this game?!?!
abfarid@startrek.website 8 hours ago
It used to be a really popular subject of discussion in normal-people-internet a couple years ago when it was released.
jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 6 hours ago
Spend too much time online -> Read dumb shit -> Tadaaa
lime@feddit.nu 9 hours ago
because it’s actually great
cyrano@piefed.social 8 hours ago
Wot !
moakley@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Fun fact: when birds have sex it’s called a cloacal kiss.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
One hole to breed them
One hole to pee from
One hole to bring it all together and in the air while over your car, excrete them.
Seefoo@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Honestly, not sure this is a shitpost
King@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
🙄
People will not be sastified here till they get an actual photos of shit posted in this community.
proudblond@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
You know you’re shitposting well if your post gets enough engagement that someone says “Not sure if shitpost”
Seefoo@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
You get an A for art and creativity tho!
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
Remind me if this actually starts happening! I ate a metric fuck ton of turnip greens a few days ago and had a few of the most triumphant shits of my life! The last one was actually a bunch of undigested leaves that looked like I birthed a lovecraftian fever dream. I don’t often take pictures of my shit, but I had to get one of that abomination.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Is it unethical to eat you half pigeon human ass child? Asking for a friend.
Moses@discuss.tchncs.de 10 hours ago
That’s a quality post, you are doing gods work
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
nope@jlai.lu 9 hours ago
The artist made it a video game, actually :)
store.steampowered.com/app/3629780/Tingus_Goose/lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Holy shit, I just watched that entire thing
criss_cross@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I wish I did not have eyes.
optissima@lemmy.ml 8 hours ago
Anything and everything goes.
OP doesnt seem to read sidebars
King@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
realitista@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Thank you for your service.