Dude… run do not walk to a therapist.
Day 1 of posting real shitposts, till people and the mods understand the purpose of the community
Submitted 10 months ago by King@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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IWW4@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
King@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Tell him what?
IWW4@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
That
You
Put
An
Insane
Amount
Of
Effort
Into
Drawing
A
Cartoon
about
fucking
a pigeon
so
you
could
eat
your
offspring.
MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That you’ve solved world hunger
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
You clearly need help and I hope you never get it if it results in quality shitposts like this.
jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Someone played too much Hatoful Boyfriend I guess.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What a terrible day to have eyes.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 months ago
$10 dorra? For a 10 yo pigeon hentai game?
I mean jeez I might pay it but I won’t be happy about it.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 months ago
How the fuck is this already in my library‽
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 10 months ago
love me a good interrobang ⁉️
Nugscree@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How do you even know of this game?!?!
abfarid@startrek.website 10 months ago
It used to be a really popular subject of discussion in normal-people-internet a couple years ago when it was released.
lime@feddit.nu 10 months ago
because it’s actually great
jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Spend too much time online -> Read dumb shit -> Tadaaa
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
It’s actually a really good game with horror elements.
cyrano@piefed.social 10 months ago
Wot !
Ozymandias1688@feddit.org 10 months ago
What a terrible day to have eyes
Seefoo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Honestly, not sure this is a shitpost
King@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
🙄
People will not be sastified here till they get an actual photos of shit posted in this community.
proudblond@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You know you’re shitposting well if your post gets enough engagement that someone says “Not sure if shitpost”
Seefoo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You get an A for art and creativity tho!
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Remind me if this actually starts happening! I ate a metric fuck ton of turnip greens a few days ago and had a few of the most triumphant shits of my life! The last one was actually a bunch of undigested leaves that looked like I birthed a lovecraftian fever dream. I don’t often take pictures of my shit, but I had to get one of that abomination.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Still a better romance than Twilight.
moakley@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Fun fact: when birds have sex it’s called a cloacal kiss.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 months ago
One hole to breed them
One hole to pee from
One hole to bring it all together and in the air while over your car, excrete them.
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
And one hole to rule them all.
realitista@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Thank you for your service.
Moses@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
That’s a quality post, you are doing gods work
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
[deleted]nope@jlai.lu 10 months ago
The artist made it a video game, actually :)
store.steampowered.com/app/3629780/Tingus_Goose/lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Holy shit, I just watched that entire thing
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Why.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Is it unethical to eat you half pigeon human ass child? Asking for a friend.
afox@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Every day we stray further from God’s light. Amen.
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 10 months ago
amadeus
rmic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The internet needs this kind of stuff back !
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 months ago
criss_cross@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I wish I did not have eyes.
optissima@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Anything and everything goes.
OP doesnt seem to read sidebars
King@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Xell22@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Truly revolutionary 🌽
Fmstrat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Thank you for bringing attention to the news. Which shouldn’t be in this community. It is shitty when it is. Wait… Oh no…
kieron115@startrek.website 10 months ago
I thought this was real shitposting:
💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
king turd of shitpost mountain. huzzah
aesthelete@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Finally a real crap out
Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ok but what if they’re all doing deep self parody?
Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf 10 months ago
I think panel 6 and 7 are swapped
altphoto@lemmy.today 10 months ago
He lays two eggs. One to raise his pigeon child. The other to eat.
kieron115@startrek.website 10 months ago
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MissJinx@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That was a cognitive test. You don’t have demetia congrats
pitaya@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
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sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
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MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 10 months ago
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