Sad but true
There’s also never ending laundry.
Submitted 1 day ago by LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone to memes@sopuli.xyz
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Broadfern@lemmy.world 1 day ago
stinerman@feddit.online 1 day ago
I told my psychiatrist that the most depressing thing in the world is that I’ll never be done with laundry. She lingered for a beat and then said…"yeah…”
Not2Dopey@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
You forgot the never-ending loads of laundry. Every time you do something you have to put a load of laundry in. Then fold it. Then think you’re finished with the laundry and go down and put another load in
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 1 day ago
A couple of times, I have done my final load of laundry butt ass naked, just so I can have the feeling of knowing that ALL my clothes are clean.
Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
We don’t have a dryer and the lines only hold one load of laundry. So every time I know I’ve done all I can do for 2 whole days. The bliss is enormous. Sucks if I accidentally skip a few days though as it is almost impossible to catch up on a backlog.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I have 4 laundry bags each with a couple weeks worth of clothes in them and they get rotated monthly
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Faaalllkoorr!!
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
You forget the part where you spend 1/8 of your day (if not more) performing complex operations mostly for the sake of “number goes up” because that is important to something called “the economy”.
meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Just 1/8? Man, I wish
volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
1/8?? What kind of dream job do you have?
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Sorry, 1/3 based on the 8 hours of sleep 8 hours of work 8 hours of free time structure.
makyo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Before Enlightenment chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment chop wood, carry water
ItsMeForRealNow@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Don’t forget about “self care”. Whatever the fuck that is. My therapist keeps telling me and I don’t get it.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
I think that means keeping our toenails trimmed.
Aneb@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Lol I’m abt to clip my finger nails so this is dead on
ItsMeForRealNow@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Yeah maybe.
ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
It means exercise and playing video games
MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I refuse to do any of this on the weekends, I only work on my hobbies, so I just spent +5 hours deep cleaning my 3d printers. lol
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
laundry and trash and cleaning the kitchen too. it never ends.
until it does and that’s sad.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What a dream, no laundry, no grocery shopping. Sounds wonderful.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Smart adults pop out a couple of serfs to help with some of the chores.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 day ago
My serfs are quiet quitting
Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I’m not going to inflict life on two innocent souls; particularly not for selfish reasons like ‘I don’t want to clean up after myself’.
Saapas@piefed.zip 1 day ago
They might’ve not been completely serious
Valmond@lemmy.world 1 day ago
So smart. “Just become a slave owner!!”
Saapas@piefed.zip 1 day ago
Well if you have a better solution than owning slaves then I’d like to hear it 😤
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
tamal3@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I just bought a robot vacuum. Now I get to be a kid again!!
chocrates@piefed.world 1 day ago
My house is too messy for a robot vacuum
tamal3@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Hah! I hear that. Every time I turn it on, I spend a few minutes picking stuff up off the floor that it’s going to get stuck on. It’s actually kind of a nice way to maintain the floor space… But it absolutely would not have worked in the house I grew up in. Too many shoes all over the place, et cetera, et cetera.
Jagarico@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Same here! And the best part at first is actually watching the thing cleaning the floor for you. Oh the bliss…
tamal3@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The night we got it, we were going to watch a movie. Instead, we ended up watching the robot vacuum clean the floor, totally entertained. I have a dog and a cat and so when I have time I try to vacuum but more often than not I just don’t vacuum! And we end up with tumble weeds absolutely all over the place. Now when I go to sleep I can click go and the little dude just cruises around picking up all the junk. I love it. It even mops,! Even though I didn’t want one that did that, I love it now.
TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 1 day ago
True there’s literally (meant in the literal sense) nothing in between these things.
TherapyGary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
/s (as in serious)
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And sweeping the wood floor every time you walk across it
bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m tired of this, grandpa!
Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
And I can’t understand why we have so hurry to grow up.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
You punk kids have to hurry up and grow up so you can start doing laundry for yourself.
jk I know youll be back every week with a fresh load
CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Only if you’re depressed 🤷♂️
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Then you forget about doing the laundry
Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 day ago
If that’s the definition, I’m not adult[ing]. :/
Did I skip it? A friend says I’m “retired” (prematurely, because of ailments/disabilities).
Or is this just an ableist definition?
roserose56@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
If you don’t like it, you can quit it and open an onlyfans, make millions and vanish. No one forces you to do real adulthood.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
I think this requires you to be female and attractive.
roserose56@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
From one side yes, but today with AI and Photoshop tools, you don’t need to attractive.
Chezus9247@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Or you don’t clean at all because you’re a dumb, depressed piece of shit that’s just rotting away. :(
Asafum@feddit.nl 1 day ago
Took the words out of my mouth. I was literally thinking exactly this before I clicked on the comments and saw it was the top comment.
I finally forced myself to clean the bathroom last weekend after god knows how long and gave myself a nasty sinus infection that I’m still dealing with from all the dust I kicked up lol
farngis_mcgiles@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
it’s never too late to start working on new habits! you can do it!