There are at least 4 Bad Dragon toys on that shelf. I’d defend them too. Those fuckers are expensive
The Confederacy (or whatever)
Submitted 11 months ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Godort@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Mirshe@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I was about to say, just from the few BD toys I can identify, that’s an easy $4-600 depending on size.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Are you two spending hours wistfully browsing the BD catalogue?
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
That there is a 4th generation dildo farmer. His pappy’s pappy’s pappy’s pappy started farming dildos after the civil war. Because he couldn’t have slave labour, he had to farm those dildos himself.
It’s hard work dildo farming, having to squat and anally pickup each dildo before the combine harvester. But his family prospered that to a strong work ethic and an unrelenting desire to shove dildoes up his ass.
MTZ@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s not much, it’s dog honest work?
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
His arms are incredibly uneven, I can tell you with near-prophetic clarity which hand this man jorks it with. What an embarrassing revelation for this dildo enthusiast
einlander@lemmy.world 11 months ago
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 11 months ago
“you jerk with your left hand” wow, so embarassing
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I know, right? I’ve messaged his boss on LinkedIn to tell him and we’ve bonded over the whole mortifying ordeal. I’m pretty sure his boss jerks it with his right. Soon I’ll have reached the top of his organization, and then the world. Society’s thirst for masturbation gossip is nearly unquenchable, but my reservoir runneth over
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What are you talking about, what’s a dildo? That’s mom’s figurine collection, she likes them very much and plays with them all the time.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Based on that neck, I’d say his masturbatory habits are predominantly oral.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 11 months ago
[deleted]Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Whoa, you can’t just sling hard Rs and Fs like that. What the hell, man? (They deleted their comment before I saw it and this is 100% a joke at their expense. Lemmy should probably remove comments, rather than swapping the contents of the comment for “deleted by creator”)
Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 months ago
The South Rides Dick Again!
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
I want to believe this is fake, but I know people like this exist…
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I love the meme butt there is a white line around the top shelf dildo that implies a photo edit.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Ahh that’s why he’s still supporting Trump. He likes getting fucked in the ass.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The “Superior” Race here folks. Peak humanity.
(/s if not obvious)
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 11 months ago
What you don’t think he’s peak?
That there is a five-star man.
MTZ@lemmy.world 11 months ago
When he peaks, all of Philadelphia is going to feel it.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Skinny arms, skinny torso… neck thicker than his head. By anatomical proportionality, he might be the most redneck to ever exist.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Everyone needs a hobby.
lechekaflan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Loser with a loser flag.
Acidbath@lemmy.world 11 months ago
something something the dildos IS the southern agression :^]
Jaysyn@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Those are the arms of a malnourished meth addict.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Even though the dildos are photoshopped this captures a greater truth: its just a different type of gooning.
Zier@fedia.io 11 months ago
If that's the selection of dildos in the South, we need to wall those people off.
We have superior toys in the North. No wonder southerners are so unhappy all the time with their inferior dildos.lemmythrowaway597@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
So glad I wasn’t born there. Keep outing yourself, stalker.
MTZ@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Please take your schizophrenia medication, lol. You are the one who has been following me around from post to post commenting on all of my stuff, lol.
lemmythrowaway597@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Cool have fun gaslighting innocent people!
fuckyou257@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
So progressive 👏 keep it classy, Lemmy
NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
I’m not in your walls
fuckyou257@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
So progressive 👏 keep it classy, Lemmy
yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk 11 months ago
fr I find attractive rednecks who likes their prostate to be obliterated
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What exactly in the hell have I stumbled into here
bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This isn’t even his final form.
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 11 months ago
We don’t like your kind around here (hetero)
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Known fact: Northerners LOVE dildoes.
bpinyon@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
AI pic 🤣
titanicx@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Looks more like bad gimp
Chais@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Right? He’s not even in his suit!
Denjin@feddit.uk 11 months ago
This is pretty funny, but you can clearly see where the dildo rack has been photoshopped in.
bricklove@midwest.social 11 months ago
There’s no way this guy could afford that many high quality dildos
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The guy also doesn’t have the muscle mass to operate a dildo.
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Anytime the pics are blurry I get skeptical.
guy@piefed.social 11 months ago
A nicer dildo rack was photoshopped in to cover the trash dildo rack that was there before. The dildos are OG
nexguy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If you take out the rack I think…i think it makes it worse.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 11 months ago
What, is the rack covering a lolicon manga collection?