Carrot

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• balsoft@lemmy.ml ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sounds like you got a deal. Geometrically speaking, you got a way higher ratio of carrot to carrot skin.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Great, now I have to buy carrot skin separately.

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    • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It didn’t look like jews or americans got to that carrot… it should have plenty of skin!

      explanation, you fools

      male genital mutilation.

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t you mean lower?

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    • balsoft@lemmy.ml ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      By “ratio of carrot to carrot skin” I mean “volume of carrot / volume of carrot skin”. Volume of carrot is ~ length³, while volume of carrot skin is approximately ~ length², assuming a similar shape of carrot, because the skin is a constant thickness (determined by your vegetable peeler). This basically means the bigger the carrot the less money you waste on carrot skin.

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    • monogram@feddit.nl ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Depends where the missing comma was ment to be.

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• Lightsong@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I bet the bagger had a good laugh while bagging that carrot up.

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  • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I would’ve tossed in one baby carrot, to make sure it ripped 2.5 on the scale.

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  you know what

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wish my boyfriend was 2.5 lbs

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  • Tedesche@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I have a female friend who is of the opinion that dick size doesn’t matter because only the first few inches of the vaginal canal has erotic nerve endings. I’ve told her that dick size is like breast size: some people care more about it than others and it is a factor. She continues to deny it matters at all.

    I’m a guy of average size. I don’t have any insecurities about my junk. But I have enough experience and watched enough (realistic) porn that I know it matters, it’s just not a game breaker like some insecure men fear it is. That being said, size queens are a thing too.

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    • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨39⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Yeah, it was a dumb joke because the carrot is jumbo. Dick size doesn’t matter. Even small dicks are fine. What actually matters is how frequently a guy goes down on a woman.

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  • 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    thank you for making us small “weight” fellows feel insecure.

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Your boyfriend is now 10 inches tall

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    • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      10 inches tall, 2.5lbs, all cock

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• thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  you can’t always get what you want…

  but if you try, sometimes, you get what you need

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  • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As a child my mother would sing this to me whenever I wanted something at the store.

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Taking the approach to carrots might explain your username.

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• rosco385@lemmy.wtf ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple.

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  vegan dildo

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They did you a favor. The advantage is, you only have to peel One Carrot. And it’s not that hard to cut it up, you could even make carrot sticks and dice half of them for stew, or cut half and shred half for carrot salad. The sticks keep nicely in the fridge with a little cold water.

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  • NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You peel carrots? Why‽

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    • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Because they’ve been in the ground, and the ground is mostly poop

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    • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Same reason some people peel potatoes. I don’t bother myself, I just wash them (unless I’m eating the carrot fresh without cooking)

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I peel carrots because to me the peel tastes like dirt. As for that whole poop discussion, I’m pretty sure that guano in the soil is not the worst contaminant on the skin of the carrot. E. coli on vegetables for instance usually comes from the hands of someone who handled it.

      I grant you that the skin probably also contains lots of vitamins, although there’s still plenty in the interior. And giving the carrot a really good scrub would get the skin clean.

      But I’ve never been able to scrub away the dirt flavor to my satisfaction. So I peel them with a carrot peeler. The existence of which indicates it’s a common enough behavior not to merit an interrobang.

      Though I do love an interrobang, so thanks.

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• cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That carrot might be going places…that many wishes they could.

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• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The possibilities are endless!

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• Chozo@fedia.io ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thumbnail definitely had me expecting something else.

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  • remotelove@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    For some, it’s exactly that.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If that’s the size of the carrot, I’d hate to see the stick.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s an ass carrot if I’ve ever seen one.

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  • Hazmatastic@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Something something flared base

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    • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      to fill out the something somethings for the unaware audience -

      if you get something into your bum fully, it’s very hard to get out on your own without hurting yourself, and your ass can suck that thing in in a second - so unless you’re an avid fan of going to a doctor to get something out of your butt, the object you’re penetrating yourself with has to have a flared base - that is a base at the bottom of the object much wider than what your ass can suck in, which will stop the thing from sliding in

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    For extra kicks, try the ginger

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It makes me act like a twenty year old though.

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• alt_xa_23@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  CARROT

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• Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Robin no!

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• Drusas@fedia.io ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Average Japanese carrot. And no, that's not a joke. They've got the best carrots.

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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah, Japan has thick carrots and thin eggplants (which seem to have fewer seeds as well)

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• papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well yeah, they’re made to order. Probably forgot to enter a value in the quantity field and the system just defaulted to one, so instead of “2.5lbs, 10 carrots” ya got “2.5lbs, 1 carrot”. You know how much resources if takes to grow a 2.5lb carrot? It’s not a small amount. Wasteful, this is.

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• Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Kuroda carrot maybe.

  If it is those are very juicy and fucking delicious. Go to your nearest Asian market. Enjoy better carrots

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  • Eq0@literature.cafe ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When I find big carrots they always end up woody and tough, definitely not as nice as smaller carrots. And you are telling me it’s a difference in type of carrots?

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    • Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Seems to be.

      Used to eat carrots out of my grandma’s farm when I was a wee lad. Have never found ones that taste the same.

      But there is now a Korean grocery store nearest to me and is been great to get different varietals and seeing what ingredients are like from other places just because they grow a different one.

      I’ve found the greenish part of the stem can go a bit further in some of the carrots which isn’t the most pleasant but it’s only been like one carrot that was like that, the rest were just a big ole tasty carrot. Surprisingly juicy compared to what I’m used to from the grocery stores I’ve gone to most of my life.

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• UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Would

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• kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That there carrot’s named Cletus.

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• Armand1@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You’re going to need an axe to cut that one

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• icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Communist carrot

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• lightnegative@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Has that carrot been genetically modified?

  *Inb4 all plants are genetically modified, I mean via gene editing and not selective breeding

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  • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    bro, if we could edit the genes of foods to make them grow into huge sizes, i think we would hear from some scientific source that that’s now a possibility

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