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Every time I search a windows error

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Somewhere in the not so distant future…

    Google Search: “Install printer driver windows 11”

    Result from random blog:
    “My first experience with printer drivers was 35 years ago. My grandma had an IBM PS2 that ran MS DOS and an HP Deskjet printer. It connected to the computer via a parallel port and printed a whopping 1 page per minute. Every year at Christmas, Grandma would print off her famous pecan pie recipe and we would all gather around the printer, eagerly listening to the sound of the print head slowly whooshing back and forth in anticipation of the tasty goodness to come. Blah blah blah. Five more pages of meaningless stories that have nothing to do with installing print drivers followed by a solution that only works for Epson printers.”

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    • solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      the funniest part of the story is the idea that anyone’s grandma in the 90s had a computer and printed recipes, instead of a handmade old growth hardwood box full of 100 year old recipes handwritten with a quill pen

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      • bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Uhhhh

        Mine did both

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      • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Also, reprinting the recipe every year.

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    • Halosheep@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The final solution will be to renew your printer driver subscription at the low low cost of $15/month.

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  • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    sfc /scannow will apparently fix any windows issue. All of them.

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    • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And if that doesn’t work, run dism and then do it all again

      That didn’t work?

      Oh

      Reinstall or buy a new computer. K NEXT.

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      • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        ✅ Accepted Solution

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    • BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nah, just run chkdsk with any flags you like, this should probably fix it.

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  • donuts@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can’t believe they are getting away with so many bullshit non-solutions to the point where you wonder if they even know how to read.

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    • sasquash@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I kinda like the MS Support Forum. If it’s in my results, I don’t open it for the solution. I just want to see the braindead support answer and the countless complains about it for fun. It’s amazing how stupid these threads are and even more amazing that MS doesn’t care.

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  • Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Spezi@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Even worse when they post „Found a solution“ and close the thread.

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      • Snowpix@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “Already answered in another thread. Locked.”

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    • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is one of my favourite xkcds because it made me more consciously aware of the peculiar intimacy of the situation in the comic. Furthermore, in addition to the link that exists between me and someone on a forum with my particular tech problem, it also made me feel connected to everyone who had a different problem to me, but were also desperately trawling forums for help

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      • uid0gid0@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This comic made me go back to a post I made and put in the solution I found to a really strange problem. 2 years later someone responded saying they had the same problem and my solution fixed it for them.

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    • LeiaO42@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think about this XKCD every goddam day.

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  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Help! My computer is slow after an update.”

    “Try reinstalling window and reformatting you drive”

    “Help I can’t find my documents!”

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    • krippix@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dont forget sfc /scannow

      everyone loves sfc /scannow

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      • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What does that even do? I’ve used it many times.

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    • derpgon@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      *cricket noises* closed as resolved

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  • BlueLineBae@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For me, someone who uses a Mac for work but still has to use the office environment, it goes something like this:

    Google the issue

    Google the issue + office for Mac

    Find a forum about the exact issue I’m having

    Loads of people commenting having the same issue

    Expert answers and says “That feature is not available for Macs at this time. How about you post it as a suggestion for the devs at this link here>>>”

    Post is minimum 3 years old and there’s still no solution.

    Gee thanks.

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  • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I just had one today

    “Do [registry edit that won’t help]. Alternatively, try [setting that does not exist] Anyway this is not supported anymore as of [very old version] (actually still works)”

    And in true windows fashion, the thing just needed to be disabled and enabled again. After it was broken by a windows update, of course.

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    • apemint@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “update your drivers and run windows update”

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  • Turret3857@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Searching for a Linux error: OP: Hi guys’, I have {situation }, how do I fix it?

    Reply 1: Theres no way to troubleshoot this! Theres not enough information! Reply 2: I have the exact same issue on the same OS Reply 3: Have you tried {solution for a 6 year discontinued linux Distro}

    Sometimes, You’ll find an arch forum post that is perfect though and that almost makes the rest of the process worth it

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Here are some paraphrased ones I’ve actually encountered, back when I tried to make Linux work for me as a daily driver

      “Any Linux user knows how to do that, or if they don’t, they’re too dumb to use Linux”

      “RTFM!”

      “Why are you trying to do it that way? You should try doing it this completely other, much more difficult way.”

      “Why are you trying to use that application? You should use this one instead.”

      “You should reinstall (their preferred distro) and it will work fine”

      “You don’t seem to know what you’re doing”

      “This book on Linux command line for beginners might help”

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      • Turret3857@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The “Why are you asking about X? Here’s Y” always infuriates me. I’ve been daily driving Fedora for almost 4 years now and the amount of people who say that shit drives me mad. There are instances where it makes sense but if its something like “Hi I’m using GNOME Boxes, how do I transfer files?” and the response is some shit likr “WHY ARENT YOU USING VIRT-MANAGER AND QEMU YOU FUCKING IDIOT”… Ugh…

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    • Irelephant@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Theres not enough information!

      Well maybe tell me what info you need instead of complaining about it?

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    • NiHaDuncan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Reply 1 is correct though; if you don’t post relevant logs, any solution given is just a guess. A helpful poster could make an educated guess, and you might get lucky and it’ll help but it also might not and then you’ll have to go to the logs anyways.

      That’s the problem with ms answers forum, they rarely care about logs and so many hey simple give 1-3 generic solutions that will solve ~50% of peoples problems. If you’ve taken even a single step off the path of most users their forums will be more often than not be useless.

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      • Turret3857@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Its more reply 1 not telling you how to provide the information. If it wasn’t provided theres a good chance you dont know how to, and them being condescending about it doesnt help

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I love tech “help” that basically suggests you nuke everything you’re trying to save.

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  • deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Applies to macOS as well. These official support forums are such garbage.

    Windows: did you run sfc /scannow and chkdsk? (This has never solved a single thing in my entire building PCs life, so since about 1999.)

    macOS: did you reset SMC and PRAM? (This is basically a fancy restart and with Apple Silicon devices, it is literally just a restart.)

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    • Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Same as the windows troubleshoot useless program that pop off every time a program crashes “Looking for the problem that caused the crash. Oh i found nothing”.

      I’m convinced it’s just those 2 pop ups and are placed just for giving the impression of doing something, but actually doing nothing.

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      • LwL@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I have very positive experience with that thing actually. It fixed many a wifi issue for me (interestingly, while also saying it couldn’t find the issue. It just fixed it. Probably ran something as part of its diagnostics that happened to also fix the problem)

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      • Irelephant@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Every time a test a shitty app i made i will try to close it when it stops responding, and windows will “report the problem to microsoft”.

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    • DV8@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s suggested more than it helps, especially on MS support pages, but for sure sfc fixes a particular set of problems. Out of about 16 times I’ve used it professionally it’s solved the issue about 12 or so times. (In 20 years, so damn you for making me feel old) And when it didn’t it’s usually because the file is also corrupt in dllcache.

      Chkdsk is/was useful, imho, if you run it with the /r parameter. In my experience it became irrelevant for user systems with ssd’s.

      Both are tools. Don’t blame the tool for being used for something they’re not meant for. You could technically use a power drill to hit nails in a wall, sometimes, but someone suggesting a power drill in place of a hammer doesn’t mean it’s a bad tool.

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      • deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        To be clear, it’s not that I’m saying sfc /scannow and chkdsk are altogether worthless, it’s just that they’re reflexively repeated as a solution to seemingly every issue posted on those forums. It’s more so the advice is frequently useless for the given issue, rather than the specific commands themselves.

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    • Irelephant@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      At least you’re able to get through to an actual human with Apple.

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    • MBM@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      One time I had a problem and all the suggestions were sfc /scannow and chkdsk, except one answer that said “download this extremely shady program”.
      …it worked and all the replies were people embarrassed that what should’ve been an obvious virus actually fixed their ongoing tech issue.

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dear, Valued Customer

    chkdsk c: /f /r

    Microsoft thanks you for your business

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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Here’s a handy Venn Diagram:

    (Answers) (Answers DOT Microsoft DOT com)

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    • lud@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, it’s pretty funny that occasionally when looking up a real problem they refer you to learn.microsoft.com/en-us/answers/ which is way better

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  • Zefirpo@feddit.it ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This will be now my standard template for the technical support

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  • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I see you have problems with GAME NAME crashing. I have played games since my childhood they always let me immerse myself in the world and relax after a stressful day (…)

    (…)

    Useless suggestion

    (…)

    Even more useless suggestion that requires you to launch a command prompt

    (…)

    If that doesn’t help, download our totally-not-a-virus.exe to prevent crashes in OTHER GAME YOU WEREN’T GOOGLING”

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The only time a Windows solution doesn’t use command prompt is when it uses Power Shell

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  • jenny_ball@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i once said has anyone fixed any problem with any of these ms threads? and they all say solved.

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  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wrote about it on my other account a year ago: lemmy.world/comment/5005611

    Hi, Micro$oft Community Advisor Alicia here!

    I’m sorry to hear that your software occasionally crashes. Trying some of these steps may help you:

    • Go to Windows Update and search for the latest drivers
    • Run ‘sfc /scannow’ in command prompt
    • Reinstall Windows

    Please mark my post as “Answer” if this helped you solve your problem! Thank you!

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Have problem with computer

    Search for solution

    Find old forum post with the exact problem from 15 years ago

    “Edit: Fixed it myself. Nevermind.”

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  • cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s the support forums. It gets worse with actual support, that goes all chummy friendly, adds emoji and exclamation marks randomly. I would not have been surprised if my last exchange with MS Support ended with “tee hee”.

    They’re weird.

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  • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Have you used driver doctor to update your drivers? Do this first and tell us if problem is fixed.”

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looked up how to “close tabs to left” on Edge* since there’s a button for right but not left. Click MS help link, the dude legitimately recommended moving all the tabs backwards then closing to right.
    He also said you could do control click on them and “close selected tabs” which worked… decently. Still mad there’s not a button for closing tabs to left though.

    • this was on my education laptop where I can’t use Firefox and Chrome doesn’t save cookies so id have to log into everything every single time for ‘safety’
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  • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yup, spot on.

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  • OfficerBribe@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This applies to almost everything tech related whenever there is an official support and non-standard issue. These people (or bots) just follow some script and as soon as there is a bit more complex or non-standard situation, they will have no clue what to do because they are not technical.

    As far as Microsoft Support Community goes, if issue is popular there often is a decent answer deeper in thread, do not focus on ″best answer″.

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  • Doombot1@lemmy.one ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What wasn’t included is that neither of the suggestions actually do anything, of course

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  • voracread@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It is acceptable if it just used to lay a strong foundation for the work towards a solution. Instead you will probably get another such answer if you come back after doing it and then total silence while you keeping refreshing.

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