Straight but being bi unlocks additional dialog options
Anon is straight
Submitted 2 days ago by nzmaa@lemy.lol to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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bilb@lem.monster 2 days ago
baduhai@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
straight but bi when it benefits me
Brother, you’re bi.
turtlepower@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Could be bisexual, heteroromantic, but doesn’t know that’s a thing.
Infynis@midwest.social 2 days ago
That’s exactly what it looks like
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Had this friend who swears he was straight. But. He loved dicks, coz they’re “so aethetical” and dispised vajayjays coz “they’re disgusting axe-wounds”. When i dared saying he sounds more gay than straight he was furiously pissed and in the end quit the friendship coz I’m just “straightphobe” and seeing gays everywhere.
I didn’t really know - being a logical being - how to react to all of this. He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi or gay.
thanatotus@lemmy.ml 13 hours ago
Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi or gay.
That’s hilarious, I wouldn’t know how to react lmao
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
In hindsight it kinda was funny. Though also supersad, seeing him THAT delusional just because we are the remnants of a generation brought up with hate for gays. I didn’t really cared about his sexual preferences. He was a great dude. Yet he’s gone due to this repression of such a trivial matter.
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Greece was 3000 years early to OPs game
Nojustice@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
I can’t believe no one else said this but I feel it’s necessary…
Fake and gay
TJDetweiler@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Queer and insincere, even.
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Nah this one reads true and bi.
Bobmighty@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Lots of fake shit all over Lemmy lately. Clogged with bot gen crap and memes.
nutsack@lemmy.world 2 days ago
being a fuck toy for free rent. holy fucking based
Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I’ve heard it called being “homelessexual”
celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
It’s considered sex trafficking in Canada!
nutsack@lemmy.world 2 days ago
bro im gonna coom
MBM@lemmings.world 1 day ago
straight men don’t cum when getting fucked in the ass by a man
???
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Straight men have prostates too. If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!
In other news, greentexts are sometimes a bit of a wild ride, and I maintain that the best ones always are.
Humanity. We’re a diverse bunch. We really really are.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!
I’m a man. I can make myself cum. Therefore, I must be gay.
Humanity. We’re a diverse bunch. We really really are.
I agree with the sentiment, but the idea that a dude - particularly a young horny dude - isn’t going to cum with a fucking sexy whisper in his ear is crazy. Never even mind the Kinsey Scale, this seems to deny the idea of being horny.
TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Not with that attitude you wont
davidagain@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Are you saying that to experience a whole new type of sensational overload you would need to let go of your preconceived ideas and just let what’s gonna happen happen? Give in and give it up? It’s a lot to ask, a lot to ask.
Soup@lemmy.cafe 1 day ago
TIL people still believe 4chan bullshit is real.
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It might not always be a window into how other people live, but it is always a window into what other people think about.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Every greentext is based in some reality
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Indeed, indeed.
If I’m only bi on the Internet, am I really straight?
Shard@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Fake and Gay
Gay, Anon is gay
Fake, Anon claims to be straight
Soup@lemmy.cafe 1 day ago
Naaah… just fake.
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It came across as a liiiitle bit gay, no?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What in the 4chan bullshit is this?
Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Anon is a closeted bi and open femboy, and just doesn’t want to admit he likes it. Meanwhile, he’s totally fine being someone’s FB for free rent, but also feels guilty that he is kinda messing with his other friends in the meantime.
Basically, Anon is a moron.
CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Sounds more to me like anon isn’t romantically attracted to men but is sexually. Which is very confusing if you don’t have words for it but that simple language/label would solve anons problems
Soup@lemmy.cafe 1 day ago
It’s exactly that. 4chan bullshit.
Comment105@lemm.ee 1 day ago
> writes gay fanfic with really weird twists
> wtf, gay shit is fucking weird
VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Can’t tell if oop is transman or transwoman or cis guy on hrt. No matter which one they are still bi and should just learn to accept it.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 day ago
cis guy on hrt
Why would they be on hrt
Laurentide@pawb.social 1 day ago
The same reason anyone would be: because their current body doesn’t match their gender identity and they want to change that. This person just happened to start inside the same arbitrary social category as their destination.
match@pawb.social 1 day ago
maybe they’re a twitch streamer
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
since by straight they meant liking women I assume it’s a transman no? I’m unsure too though
celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Femboy means they are biologically male.
ikidd@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m so confused. I think I’m just going to go soak in the tub.
kandoh@reddthat.com 1 day ago
I’ve known a lot of gay and asexual women that end up in this exact scenario
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 days ago
What the fuck did I just read.
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 day ago
A greentext. All the best greentexts are a wild ride. I admit it’s very much not always a window into how other people live, but it sure is a window into other people’s thoughts!
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 2 days ago
“You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?”
sukhmel@programming.dev 1 day ago
Well, rubber fist may really be a different thing. I even think that a real fist or even a dick sometimes doesn’t imply homosexually, only asserting dominance :(
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 1 day ago
✈️ 🤨
match@pawb.social 1 day ago
op is pretty fucking based ngl
OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml 17 hours ago
What does based mean?
hasnt_seen_goonies@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Slang meaning cool, admirable
match@pawb.social 16 hours ago
authentic and in touch with who he is
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Is self-identified cis people getting HRT a thing? I’m genuinely curious, I assume it’s all DIY, right? In any case, that was a wild ride
psivchaz@reddthat.com 2 days ago
Yeah a cis dude might get testosterone if his normal testosterone is low. I assume there’s something similar for women. I don’t think that’s what this guy is talking about though.
EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
It’s fairly common for women to start taking estrogen post menopause because their estrogen levels drop, and that can cause issues like losing bone density. I believe HRT was originally developed specifically for that reason, and it was only later that they tried using it to treat gender dysphoria.
But in this case, they specifically call out being a femboy on HRT, which I think pretty clearly says that they’re on estrogen for that female figure. Whether it’s DIY or just informed consent is anyone’s guess, though.
Omniraptor@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Gee I wonder how some of the greedier/scummier telehealth hrt providers (not naming any names but it’s all on Google) would react if someone straight up said “I’m cis but want to be more attractive to gay/bi dudes gimme the pills”. I’d give 70/30 they’d eventually agree.
p.s. personally I think hrt should be maximally cheap and sold over the counter. One of the few things I like about russia
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s something informed consent should permit. “Here are the effects, do you want them?”
recklessengagement@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I know a straight cis femboy who wants to take HRT - I dont fully understand it, but I respect its his right to do what he wants with his body and identify however he pleases.
Some people just want more customization options I guess
Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
They never said cis, did they? Could be a transman.
fushuan@lemm.ee 2 days ago
When they say femboy they mean that they are a trans man that doesn’t present itself as manly enough or a trans female that hasn’t transitioned that much yet?
In one of those cases being into dudes would be being straight.
Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
No, a femboy is a feminine boy. They usually crossdress or at least dress androginously. They don’t necessarily want to transition or take HRT (although this one does).
fushuan@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Given that this one does, and that a trans person that wants to transition would refer to themselves as the gender they want to transition, they would be a trans male. However it’s 4chan and fake so I bet they meant a trans female, where being into dudes would be being straight.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Transfeminine but doesn’t want to acknowledge it. It’s a thing, mostly on 4chan
fushuan@lemm.ee 1 day ago
That’s what I assumed and I was making fun of the poster because if that were the case, being into guys would be being straight.
But that’s our assumption, it’s true that it might just be a dude that likes being feminine, no trans involved.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 day ago
femboy
Gen Z have just rebranded twinks.
fushuan@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Femboy and tomboy are terms that precede the inception of the first genZ though?
djsoren19@yiffit.net 17 hours ago
From my experience, you still use twink to refer to a male-presenting queer man, a femboy is basically a female-presenting twink.
dubious@lemmy.world 1 day ago
good lord. so thankful to be me.
EdgeRunner@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
she is just an egg for now, in denial i guess.
That’s not rare,
lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
yeah this bitch is totally straight because she is a girl actually
lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
if you are a woman then how is that not straight to fuck man
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
This trannie is so far in the closest they are homophobic.
odium@programming.dev 2 days ago
I don’t think they’re homophobic, just in denial.
turtlepower@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Also maybe bisexual and heteroromantic or smth else that’s hard to realize.
I didn’t know how to phrase it for decades, even though I knew that’s what I was.
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Came here after the comment got deleted. Did that moron really claim that greentext dude is homophobic? He literally let himself fuck by his gay friend ffs.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 days ago
There’s an entire planet worth of difference between “Failing to have a fairly profound realization about yourself” and “being homophobic”. Sometimes people are just clueless. Other times, greentexts are all fake.
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A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 2 days ago
“Dude who’s in denial about being bisexual has hobosexual relationship with another man, is shocked that they developed feelings”
Yeah that 100% checks out actually
JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Hobosexual is wild lmfao
Omniraptor@lemm.ee 2 days ago
depressingly common, was even more common before we let women have rights
celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
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