Straight but being bi unlocks additional dialog options
Anon is straight
Submitted 7 months ago by nzmaa@lemy.lol to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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bilb@lem.monster 7 months ago
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’m not gay I just hate missing out
baduhai@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
straight but bi when it benefits me
Brother, you’re bi.
turtlepower@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Could be bisexual, heteroromantic, but doesn’t know that’s a thing.
Infynis@midwest.social 7 months ago
That’s exactly what it looks like
nick@midwest.social 7 months ago
Nice insight roll
Nojustice@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
I can’t believe no one else said this but I feel it’s necessary…
Fake and gay
TJDetweiler@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Queer and insincere, even.
TheBat@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Nah this one reads true and bi.
Bobmighty@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Lots of fake shit all over Lemmy lately. Clogged with bot gen crap and memes.
clbustos@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It is like reddit, but without Spez
nutsack@lemmy.world 7 months ago
being a fuck toy for free rent. holy fucking based
Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
I’ve heard it called being “homelessexual”
celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
It’s considered sex trafficking in Canada!
nutsack@lemmy.world 7 months ago
bro im gonna coom
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 7 months ago
What the fuck did I just read.
davidagain@lemmy.world 7 months ago
A greentext. All the best greentexts are a wild ride. I admit it’s very much not always a window into how other people live, but it sure is a window into other people’s thoughts!
VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Can’t tell if oop is transman or transwoman or cis guy on hrt. No matter which one they are still bi and should just learn to accept it.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 months ago
cis guy on hrt
Why would they be on hrt
Laurentide@pawb.social 7 months ago
The same reason anyone would be: because their current body doesn’t match their gender identity and they want to change that. This person just happened to start inside the same arbitrary social category as their destination.
match@pawb.social 7 months ago
maybe they’re a twitch streamer
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
since by straight they meant liking women I assume it’s a transman no? I’m unsure too though
celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Femboy means they are biologically male.
Shard@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Fake and Gay
Gay, Anon is gay
Fake, Anon claims to be straight
Soup@lemmy.cafe 7 months ago
Naaah… just fake.
davidagain@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It came across as a liiiitle bit gay, no?
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 7 months ago
“You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?”
sukhmel@programming.dev 7 months ago
Well, rubber fist may really be a different thing. I even think that a real fist or even a dick sometimes doesn’t imply homosexually, only asserting dominance :(
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 7 months ago
✈️ 🤨
Soup@lemmy.cafe 7 months ago
TIL people still believe 4chan bullshit is real.
davidagain@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It might not always be a window into how other people live, but it is always a window into what other people think about.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Every greentext is based in some reality
davidagain@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Indeed, indeed.
If I’m only bi on the Internet, am I really straight?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 months ago
What in the 4chan bullshit is this?
Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Anon is a closeted bi and open femboy, and just doesn’t want to admit he likes it. Meanwhile, he’s totally fine being someone’s FB for free rent, but also feels guilty that he is kinda messing with his other friends in the meantime.
Basically, Anon is a moron.
CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Sounds more to me like anon isn’t romantically attracted to men but is sexually. Which is very confusing if you don’t have words for it but that simple language/label would solve anons problems
Soup@lemmy.cafe 7 months ago
It’s exactly that. 4chan bullshit.
Comment105@lemm.ee 7 months ago
> writes gay fanfic with really weird twists
> wtf, gay shit is fucking weird
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Is self-identified cis people getting HRT a thing? I’m genuinely curious, I assume it’s all DIY, right? In any case, that was a wild ride
psivchaz@reddthat.com 7 months ago
Yeah a cis dude might get testosterone if his normal testosterone is low. I assume there’s something similar for women. I don’t think that’s what this guy is talking about though.
EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
It’s fairly common for women to start taking estrogen post menopause because their estrogen levels drop, and that can cause issues like losing bone density. I believe HRT was originally developed specifically for that reason, and it was only later that they tried using it to treat gender dysphoria.
But in this case, they specifically call out being a femboy on HRT, which I think pretty clearly says that they’re on estrogen for that female figure. Whether it’s DIY or just informed consent is anyone’s guess, though.
Omniraptor@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Gee I wonder how some of the greedier/scummier telehealth hrt providers (not naming any names but it’s all on Google) would react if someone straight up said “I’m cis but want to be more attractive to gay/bi dudes gimme the pills”. I’d give 70/30 they’d eventually agree.
p.s. personally I think hrt should be maximally cheap and sold over the counter. One of the few things I like about russia
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That’s something informed consent should permit. “Here are the effects, do you want them?”
recklessengagement@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I know a straight cis femboy who wants to take HRT - I dont fully understand it, but I respect its his right to do what he wants with his body and identify however he pleases.
Some people just want more customization options I guess
Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
They never said cis, did they? Could be a transman.
CrystalRainwater@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Think some HRT femboys do consider themselves cis. At that point tho imo it’s just a matter of personal labels since they are definitely non conforming
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Had this friend who swears he was straight. But. He loved dicks, coz they’re “so aethetical” and dispised vajayjays coz “they’re disgusting axe-wounds”. When i dared saying he sounds more gay than straight he was furiously pissed and in the end quit the friendship coz I’m just “straightphobe” and seeing gays everywhere.
I didn’t really know - being a logical being - how to react to all of this. He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi or gay.
thanatotus@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi or gay.
That’s hilarious, I wouldn’t know how to react lmao
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
In hindsight it kinda was funny. Though also supersad, seeing him THAT delusional just because we are the remnants of a generation brought up with hate for gays. I didn’t really cared about his sexual preferences. He was a great dude. Yet he’s gone due to this repression of such a trivial matter.
Hadriscus@lemm.ee 7 months ago
He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.
Nah, lol. I can’t believe this
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
I still can’t either… Then again, people really believe some fantasy-stories about some omnipotent god and his son’s adventures on earth. So why shouldn’t one believe one is straight, despite all sign one is not. At least it would make more sense than most cults stories 😁
Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Gay is when democrat
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
You Americans really can make every topic into the same stupid black-or-white political nonsense. It doesn’t even have to make the slightest sense 😑
kandoh@reddthat.com 7 months ago
I’ve known a lot of gay and asexual women that end up in this exact scenario
MBM@lemmings.world 7 months ago
straight men don’t cum when getting fucked in the ass by a man
???
davidagain@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Straight men have prostates too. If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!
In other news, greentexts are sometimes a bit of a wild ride, and I maintain that the best ones always are.
Humanity. We’re a diverse bunch. We really really are.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 months ago
If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!
I’m a man. I can make myself cum. Therefore, I must be gay.
Humanity. We’re a diverse bunch. We really really are.
I agree with the sentiment, but the idea that a dude - particularly a young horny dude - isn’t going to cum with a fucking sexy whisper in his ear is crazy. Never even mind the Kinsey Scale, this seems to deny the idea of being horny.
TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Not with that attitude you wont
davidagain@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Are you saying that to experience a whole new type of sensational overload you would need to let go of your preconceived ideas and just let what’s gonna happen happen? Give in and give it up? It’s a lot to ask, a lot to ask.
ikidd@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’m so confused. I think I’m just going to go soak in the tub.
match@pawb.social 7 months ago
op is pretty fucking based ngl
OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
What does based mean?
hasnt_seen_goonies@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Slang meaning cool, admirable
match@pawb.social 7 months ago
authentic and in touch with who he is
fushuan@lemm.ee 7 months ago
When they say femboy they mean that they are a trans man that doesn’t present itself as manly enough or a trans female that hasn’t transitioned that much yet?
In one of those cases being into dudes would be being straight.
Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
No, a femboy is a feminine boy. They usually crossdress or at least dress androginously. They don’t necessarily want to transition or take HRT (although this one does).
fushuan@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Given that this one does, and that a trans person that wants to transition would refer to themselves as the gender they want to transition, they would be a trans male. However it’s 4chan and fake so I bet they meant a trans female, where being into dudes would be being straight.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Transfeminine but doesn’t want to acknowledge it. It’s a thing, mostly on 4chan
fushuan@lemm.ee 7 months ago
That’s what I assumed and I was making fun of the poster because if that were the case, being into guys would be being straight.
But that’s our assumption, it’s true that it might just be a dude that likes being feminine, no trans involved.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 months ago
femboy
Gen Z have just rebranded twinks.
fushuan@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Femboy and tomboy are terms that precede the inception of the first genZ though?
djsoren19@yiffit.net 7 months ago
From my experience, you still use twink to refer to a male-presenting queer man, a femboy is basically a female-presenting twink.
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Greece was 3000 years early to OPs game
EdgeRunner@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
she is just an egg for now, in denial i guess.
That’s not rare,
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
This trannie is so far in the closest they are homophobic.
dubious@lemmy.world 7 months ago
good lord. so thankful to be me.
lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
if you are a woman then how is that not straight to fuck man
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A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“Dude who’s in denial about being bisexual has hobosexual relationship with another man, is shocked that they developed feelings”
Yeah that 100% checks out actually
JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Hobosexual is wild lmfao
Omniraptor@lemm.ee 7 months ago
depressingly common, was even more common before we let women have rights
celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
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