kleenex is too good, should be replaced for sandpaper
Alignment Chart Shitpost
Submitted 9 months ago by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to [deleted]
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eager_eagle@lemmy.world 9 months ago
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
gibmiser@lemmy.world 9 months ago
There is exactly 1 sheet in the box
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 9 months ago
peto@lemm.ee 9 months ago
It’s not just the discomfort it causes to the user, it’s how high quality, non-dissolving paper fucks the sewer system for everyone.
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
I’ve had friends that used coffee filters because they forgot to buy TP :/
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Chaotic evil would be a box of socks. Will it clog the toilet? Will it be effective? Will any even be used? Who cares, it’s not my problem.
KISSmyOS@feddit.org 9 months ago
Chaotic evil would just be normal toilet paper.
I’m purely selfish and only care about my own advantage, so I sure as hell don’t want you to smear your shit wherever when you’re sitting on the toilet in my house.
ramius345@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Lawful evil owns a cat.
doctordevice@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Either I’m the luckiest person ever or this isn’t as universal as everyone always makes it out to be. My house was always a multi-cat household growing up and I’ve got one cat of my own now. In total I’ve lived with 8 cats and my parents have had another 3 since I moved out. We have always aligned the toilet paper and not once that I’m aware of did our cats ever unroll it.
peopleproblems@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Yeah same. I’ve had about 7 cats in my life so far (all long cozy lives from rescue kitten to old kittens). The first one tried it a little as a kitten then fell in the toilet and that fixed it. None of the others did
ramius345@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Ive had 2 as a child and 4 as an adult. Only one of them has a penchant for it. He will go for it every opportunity he gets. It is dependent on personality, but flipping the TP around is a deterrent. In the bathroom he has access to I keep it in a cabinet.
Jackcooper@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Chaotic evil needs to be flushable wet wipes
FleetingTit@feddit.org 9 months ago
“Flushable”
lauha@lemmy.one 9 months ago
Lawful evil are a pair of clams
Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
Lawful good is chaotic good with a full roll already on. Neutral good stays the same. Chaotic good is a full roll on and lots of not yet empty rolls on the cupboard.
Lawful neutral stays the same. True neutral is with the roll the wrong way around. Chaotic Neutral can stay.
Lawful evil is Kleenex. Neutral Evil is just an empty roll with the text: “Just use the cardboard.” Chaotic evil is either sandpaper or just a burning roll.
Rakonat@lemmy.world 9 months ago
LE should be an empty roll with a magazine or newspaper on the shelf. NE should be empty. CE should be a roll of duct tape.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I think LE should be 3 squares left. Technically not empty so no replacement, but definitely not enough.
ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 9 months ago
Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 months ago
There just wasn’t a good place in my bathroom to put a bog roll holder. It would have had to be by my shoulder which is awkward to grab. It lives on the windowsill now.
ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 9 months ago
I use a faucet in the toilet.
The TP is just for cleaning edges and corners that are hard to mop/broom/wipe.
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
I need flushable and non-flushable wet wipes on this.
B1naryB0t@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
It’s not recommended to flush any wet wipes and companies that put flushable get away with it because you physically can flush the product
shalafi@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I can flush 'em. God knows how fast the septic tank would fill up though.
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
I do not know where you are from but if the flushable wet wipe, that is called “wet toilet paper”(translated) here, almost completely falls apart without the support of a sheet of normal tp, I am pretty sure that it’s okay to flush it. Feel free to check out this product page.
pancakes@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
They’re both neutral evil since neither are flushable.
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Doesn’t the problem stem from the fact that they are flushable?
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
where would you put them
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
I’d replace lawful neutral with the image from lawful good and use lawful good to add one or two packages of wet toilet paper.
The non-flushable wet wipes alongside an empty roll could get added to the chaotic evil panel.
And the chaotic neutral panel doesn’t get anything.
QualifiedKitten@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I am very much “lawful good” to “lawful neutral” in general, but when I’m fostering kittens, the TP has to go in the cabinet above the toilet. Where does that land?
CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Kittens truly bring out the evil in all of us
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 9 months ago
So I have to keep my tp under the bathroom sink so my cat doesn’t shred it. Where does that fit in this chart?
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That’s the actual true neutral. You’re a druid.
phorq@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
I would swap lawful good and neutral good honestly. Neutral good technically has more toilet paper available, and you can’t always expect the roll in the holder to be brand new.
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Its not just about quantity but effort too.
- Lawful good has of a full roll on the spindle with no backup is technically the minimum good. No points deducted for that, but no points earned.
- Neutral good still has a partial roll on the spindle, but they also went to the extra effort to provide an additional backup roll. Extra points for extra effort of supplying an additional roll when they didn’t have to.
Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’d change lawful good to chaotic good and make lawful good a combination of it and chaotic neutral. that’s what I’ve always done at work when it was my turn to clean the bathrooms
noxy@yiffit.net 9 months ago
Where does a washlet or a bidet enter into this?
ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Given that most people are commenting from their toilets, this is a weird fucking comic. Black619 is mostly right, but then there’s you and I with our… wetworks.
Me, I’m calling bumgun + normal tp = CG.
bidet would be… NG.
Japanese toilet with bidet, blow drier, LCARS, etc: that’s LG.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Napkins. Or kitchen towels!
moody@lemmings.world 9 months ago
Chaotic Evil is a roll of kitchen towels cut in half with a bread knife.
scytale@lemm.ee 9 months ago
TIL my wife is chaotic good with TP.
independantiste@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
When you have a cat lawful evil really helps though
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 9 months ago
There’s only one evil in this picture.
CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’m printing this out. I have for young adults who can’t grab the concept, but they understand D&D
Stamets@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Chaotic good. Huh. Never would have guessed.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 9 months ago
What if I’m lawful+chaotic good (hoarder)
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
Done almost all of these atleast once
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
DISAGREE
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
Our cat is a freak of nature who has never once tried to unroll the toilet paper, but we’re still a lawful evil house just in case.
moody@lemmings.world 9 months ago
He’s smarter than you think. He just re-rolls it when he’s done.
confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 9 months ago
TIL: most cat households are lawful evil.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Brother do you know what true neutral means
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I disagree with most of these but that one most of all.