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Believe what you see, not what you’re told

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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨sjmarf@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    if you order elon musk from wish, you get something better

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    • gigachad@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is this the 2024 version of chuck norris jokes

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      • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Once a cobra bit elon’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died of burnout.

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    • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If Elon buys out your company, it will be so successful that your revenue rolls over and you actually lose money.

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    • hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I thought Elon is what you get when ordering Tony Stark from Wish but this is better.

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    • knightmare1147@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is my new favorite insult.

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    • stoicwisesigma@thelemmy.club ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Elon?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m glad almost no one calls him a genius anymore.

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    • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Only the same people who call Trump a genius do now.

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      • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Just guessing that both geniuses sniff the same stuff. They seem to get same kind of shitfits.

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    • knightmare1147@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My parents still do. They can’t fathom that a billionaire could be anything but a genius to aspire towards.

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    • Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He tried really hard to be called the “real life Tony Stark” and he was successful until, idk, he fired his publicist? Whoever that was did a hell of a job making this moron look smart

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      • GrundlButter@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I bet that publicist quit the day he called the diver who rescued those kids in Thailand a “pedo guy”. That or he just got really lucky without a publicist for a long time until his opinions started being more important than his image or success.

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      • Avatar_of_Self@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If he didn’t have an unfiltered public forum, people would probably still think that he is some eccentric genius.

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      • Naz@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Remember, this is why your party needs the Bard. It’s not because of the Lute. ;)

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    • hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Almost no one in your bubble/perception unfortunately. There are still lots of people that are only aware of him being a POS but still think he’s a genius.

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      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        He’s clearly smart. That’s because he has a lot of money. Only smart people have money and the more money you have the more smarter you get.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I guess I don’t have to believe in gasses or vacuums. I can’t see them. They’re not real.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ATOMS are a lie told by the WOKE MIND VIRUS.

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      • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Gluons made the giraffes gay.

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And fucking magnets. How do they work?

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    • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean, you never had to believe in gasses or vacuum. They’re real, so they don’t depend on your belief or lack thereof.

      “Reality is that which doesn’t disappear when you stop believing in it”

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    • genuineparts@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For some reason I read glasses and in my mind I was: “Well I usually don’t notice when I wear my glasses so it does makes sense…”
      Maybe I need new ones…

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    • Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I read this as grasses and vacuums as in vacuum cleaners at first and was like ???

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    • BallotOrTheBullet@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is why they fly around in jets and buy super yatchs. Can go around looking like a poorr.

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  • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So how many minutes did it take before his account was perma banned.

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    • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Genius move really

      /s

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  • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Like when he said that the CyberTruck beat a Porche 911 in a quarter mile whilst towing a Porche 911, but Engineering Explained did the math and called BS. Then backed up the math by actually doing the quarter mile to prove it.

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    • hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s Porsche. Sorry to be that guy but that bothers me.

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      • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No I’m happy to be corrected. I actually don’t know what’s come over me as a pedant myself m, I should be ashamed.

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      • Somethingcheezie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I read that a few times…is he saying Porsches break down a lot so ya the truck would win. But then I noticed the spellings. So ya a cyber truck would beat a Porche, they’re cheap knock offs of Porsches

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    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Silly human. You used earthling mathematics. On Mars (where Lonnie is from), physics works a different way. See? Lonnie is the genius all his sycophants say he is.

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  • spujb@lemmy.cafe ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    watermarking a tweet in response to a tweet, neither of which are yours, is crazy

    (i get it’s probably not you OP, ur good)

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    • shasta@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t see a watermark

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  • todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is actually good advice in some regards. Go out and prove that what you have been told is true. Don’t rely entirely on others to understand the world around you, rely on yourself and think critically about what you believe.

    Of course, Conservatives like Musk and his followers are incapable of this. They will watch TV and browse social media and believe everything they are told if it suits them. They’ll then insist they “did their own research”, which really just translates to finding an echo chamber to seek validating from others on what they already believe.

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    • madcaesar@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The better approach is to go out and try to disapprove the things you believe. That’s how science works, and that’s what will get you to the truth.

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    • InvaderDJ@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That is what is frustrating. He doesn’t really mean what you “see”. He means go with your gut/surface level feelings and understanding. If you “see” something that goes against what you see or what you feel without any specialized knowledge on the subject, go with your priors.

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    • RidderSport@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I wouldn’t call Musk a conservative per se, he like is buddy Thiel is a Libertarian - which doesn’t make his any better.

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  • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is seeing is, explicitly, believing, then we need to talk about magicians.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nevermind magicians. What about Photoshop?

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    • mino@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Naïve realism has entered the battle.

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  • dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is how flat earth society was formed.

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    • Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is also how they keep proving themselves wrong in hilarious ways.

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      • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Interesting. [youtu.be/GFqmDazwb6Y?si=bn3-LHDfYpQ2TjQQ](That’s interesting.)

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  • thefrankring@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Send help, I’m blind.

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  • Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do I think Elon is a genius? Not really, but I do know he just uses Twitter to troll people and look like an idiot on purpose.

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  • vga@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Said by the person with the product that specifically controls what you see.

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