I mean it probably tastes like eating out an unwashed diabetic gamer girl, but I’ve probably also had worse. I’ll give it a shot and report back in a couple of days.
who's tried it? what does it taste like?
Submitted 1 year ago by cinabongo@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
That’s a very specific descriptive, tell me more.
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Minge tastes vaguely of copper. Guinness also tastes quite metallic.
Gamers drink a lot of energy drinks
Diabetics secrete sugars in fluids that wouldn’t normally contain sugar.
Unwashed because beer is fermented, just like my true loves lady bits.
neo@lemy.lol 1 year ago
Michael Scott No Meme!
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bro is already triggered.
TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I consider this to be a hate crime against my people.
pleb_maximus@feddit.de 1 year ago
I consider this a hate crime no matter the people.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
This is definitely a hate crime against gamers.
Thassodar@lemm.ee 1 year ago
It’s not a hate crime the first time.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is what Brexit did to Ireland.
Hupf@feddit.de 1 year ago
Where my hydro homies at in these times of need?
Sixth0795@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Water for life
mynachmadarch@kbin.social 1 year ago
Ukrainian water, da. будмо
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
Have you ever taken such a big shit that you had to remove your pants and underwear so you could open your legs wide enough to shit it all out faster? I imagine drinking one of these feels something like that.
Five@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
The Billie Irish
Dragster39@feddit.de 1 year ago
Seriously, make this name a thing if it isn’t already
crazyminner@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
How is monster denser than Guiness…
Neato@ttrpg.network 1 year ago
Guinness isn’t that heavy for a stout. Monster will have a ton of sugar as well.
rooster_butt@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Nitrogen gas
n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Pretty sure CO2 is more dense than nitorogen.
Nitrogen also doesn’t like to dissolve in water so as to why they add it make no sense to me
Source, I brew beer
khannie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It tastes like blood because you’re going to get punched in your potty mouth for ordering it.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Liver failure.
no_comment@lemmy.world 1 year ago
TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Cobra’s Venom
Shah_of_Iran@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
It’s cobra’s mist you trole twu
Screemu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Just guessing, but look like it tastes like GUINESS -> briefly ass -> MONSTER WRECKING MY BUZZ.
vegaquake@lemmy.world 1 year ago
this looks fucking radioactive
kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 year ago
stuff like this is done in Czechia, which is the country with by far the most consumption of beer per capita.
Diesel is Coke and Beer.
then there is Sprite and Beer.
I am pretty sure Fanta and Beer is a thing too.
plus there are various syrups that can be added to beer, Cherry, Strawberry and Elderberry are the most popular of those
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Diesel is equal parts cider and beer with a dash of blackcurrant. Turbo diesel also contains a shot of vodka.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 year ago
That just sounds like Snakebite and Black, a drink most places in the UK won’t serve.
Mostly because cleaning bright purple vomit out of your pub carpet is a fucking nightmare.
EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Beer and Sprite is called Radler in Germany, meaning cyclist because it’s often drunken during weekend cycling tours when you don’t want a full beer
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
It’s beer and lemonade in Italy
Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Radler has recently made its way to Korea. I bought some once not knowing what it was. While drinking, I couldn’t figure out why I wasn’t getting a buzz. I thoroughly checked the can and found out it’s got 2-3% alcohol. Needless to say, I haven’t bought it since.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
7up and beer is a Snowwhite in the Netherlands, but nobody’s ordered one since the 80s
variants@possumpat.io 1 year ago
Heart attack juice
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
What a terrible thing to do to a Guinness
Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is Guinness supposed to be good? Or just everyday average you can count on to get a decent buzz on.
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
It’s known more for being smooth, not really a beer to just get trashed on, but you definitely can.
Abnorc@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I enjoy it. Good texture and slightly above average taste for the price in my opinion.
gearheart@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Tastes buds: Hell YEAH!!!
Heart: Da fuq!!! …----…-----…-… X_x
EnderMB@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ever tried shandy? It’s basically that, but Guinness.
The sweetness of the Monster is countered by the stoutness of…the stout, basically making a shandy.
khannie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wash your mouth out with radioactive waste you dirty Philistine.
Shandy is fine on a hot summer day if you have to drive. Pleasant, even.
That drink is the greatest assault on the Irish nation since bloody Sunday.
Bloodyhog@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It must taste like sadness
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
IFF (if and only if) I were drunk enough already, only had Guinness in the fridge (don’t like the stuff anyways), and also had monster on hand (yeah I drink it instead of burnt bean juice), I would try this.
If it ever happens I’ll try and remember to post my thoughts.
Neato@ttrpg.network 1 year ago
If your bean juice is burnt, you made it wrong. Turn off the hot plate as soon as it’s done brewing in traditional drip style. Primary cause of burnt coffee.
yggdar@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s a good tip, but I assume he meant he drinks juice of burnt beans, rather than burnt juice of beans. After all, coffee beans do need to be roasted (burnt) before you use them!
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I’ve tried many different kinds of coffee that people have sworn by.
If they weren’t 90% sugar, the burnt taste/smell overpowered everything else.
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Okay That’s seriously looks like a radioactive diarrhea.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Irish gut bomb.
menemen@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t drink alcohol and I am not irish. I am somehow offended ntl.
realitista@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I didn’t try it, but I can confidently answer your question anyway:
Ass.
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Is this legal?
swab148@startrek.website 1 year ago
I will make it legal.
WindyRebel@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I will make it legal!
tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Not exactly the same but I once created this monstrosity. Green vodka and Beast Monster with a Takis garnish, served with a side of Tums. It was absolutely noxious.
camr_on@lemmy.world 1 year ago
this comment gave me a headache, thank you
CptEnder@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s actually beautiful
frostwhitewolf@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This is heresy
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No thanks, I’ve no interest in jumping on the bullet train to death.
Pulptastic@midwest.social 1 year ago
Wait, is monster nitro still around?
MyPornViewingAccount@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ll pass on the Billie Irish.
db2@lemmy.world 1 year ago
fart sound