I mean it probably tastes like eating out an unwashed diabetic gamer girl, but I’ve probably also had worse. I’ll give it a shot and report back in a couple of days.
who's tried it? what does it taste like?
Submitted 2 years ago by cinabongo@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
That’s a very specific descriptive, tell me more.
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Minge tastes vaguely of copper. Guinness also tastes quite metallic.
Gamers drink a lot of energy drinks
Diabetics secrete sugars in fluids that wouldn’t normally contain sugar.
Unwashed because beer is fermented, just like my true loves lady bits.
neo@lemy.lol 2 years ago
Michael Scott No Meme!
jaybone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Bro is already triggered.
TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I consider this to be a hate crime against my people.
pleb_maximus@feddit.de 2 years ago
I consider this a hate crime no matter the people.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
This is definitely a hate crime against gamers.
Thassodar@lemm.ee 2 years ago
It’s not a hate crime the first time.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This is what Brexit did to Ireland.
Hupf@feddit.de 2 years ago
Where my hydro homies at in these times of need?
Sixth0795@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Water for life
mynachmadarch@kbin.social 2 years ago
Ukrainian water, da. будмо
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
Have you ever taken such a big shit that you had to remove your pants and underwear so you could open your legs wide enough to shit it all out faster? I imagine drinking one of these feels something like that.
Five@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
The Billie Irish
Dragster39@feddit.de 2 years ago
Seriously, make this name a thing if it isn’t already
crazyminner@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
How is monster denser than Guiness…
Neato@ttrpg.network 2 years ago
Guinness isn’t that heavy for a stout. Monster will have a ton of sugar as well.
rooster_butt@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Nitrogen gas
n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Pretty sure CO2 is more dense than nitorogen.
Nitrogen also doesn’t like to dissolve in water so as to why they add it make no sense to me
Source, I brew beer
khannie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It tastes like blood because you’re going to get punched in your potty mouth for ordering it.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Liver failure.
no_comment@lemmy.world 2 years ago
TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Cobra’s Venom
Shah_of_Iran@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
It’s cobra’s mist you trole twu
Screemu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Just guessing, but look like it tastes like GUINESS -> briefly ass -> MONSTER WRECKING MY BUZZ.
vegaquake@lemmy.world 2 years ago
this looks fucking radioactive
kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 years ago
stuff like this is done in Czechia, which is the country with by far the most consumption of beer per capita.
Diesel is Coke and Beer.
then there is Sprite and Beer.
I am pretty sure Fanta and Beer is a thing too.
plus there are various syrups that can be added to beer, Cherry, Strawberry and Elderberry are the most popular of those
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Diesel is equal parts cider and beer with a dash of blackcurrant. Turbo diesel also contains a shot of vodka.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 years ago
That just sounds like Snakebite and Black, a drink most places in the UK won’t serve.
Mostly because cleaning bright purple vomit out of your pub carpet is a fucking nightmare.
EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Beer and Sprite is called Radler in Germany, meaning cyclist because it’s often drunken during weekend cycling tours when you don’t want a full beer
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
It’s beer and lemonade in Italy
Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Radler has recently made its way to Korea. I bought some once not knowing what it was. While drinking, I couldn’t figure out why I wasn’t getting a buzz. I thoroughly checked the can and found out it’s got 2-3% alcohol. Needless to say, I haven’t bought it since.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
7up and beer is a Snowwhite in the Netherlands, but nobody’s ordered one since the 80s
variants@possumpat.io 2 years ago
Heart attack juice
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
What a terrible thing to do to a Guinness
Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Is Guinness supposed to be good? Or just everyday average you can count on to get a decent buzz on.
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
It’s known more for being smooth, not really a beer to just get trashed on, but you definitely can.
Abnorc@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I enjoy it. Good texture and slightly above average taste for the price in my opinion.
gearheart@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Tastes buds: Hell YEAH!!!
Heart: Da fuq!!! …----…-----…-… X_x
EnderMB@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ever tried shandy? It’s basically that, but Guinness.
The sweetness of the Monster is countered by the stoutness of…the stout, basically making a shandy.
khannie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Wash your mouth out with radioactive waste you dirty Philistine.
Shandy is fine on a hot summer day if you have to drive. Pleasant, even.
That drink is the greatest assault on the Irish nation since bloody Sunday.
Bloodyhog@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It must taste like sadness
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
IFF (if and only if) I were drunk enough already, only had Guinness in the fridge (don’t like the stuff anyways), and also had monster on hand (yeah I drink it instead of burnt bean juice), I would try this.
If it ever happens I’ll try and remember to post my thoughts.
Neato@ttrpg.network 2 years ago
If your bean juice is burnt, you made it wrong. Turn off the hot plate as soon as it’s done brewing in traditional drip style. Primary cause of burnt coffee.
yggdar@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s a good tip, but I assume he meant he drinks juice of burnt beans, rather than burnt juice of beans. After all, coffee beans do need to be roasted (burnt) before you use them!
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I’ve tried many different kinds of coffee that people have sworn by.
If they weren’t 90% sugar, the burnt taste/smell overpowered everything else.
Etterra@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Okay That’s seriously looks like a radioactive diarrhea.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
Irish gut bomb.
menemen@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I don’t drink alcohol and I am not irish. I am somehow offended ntl.
realitista@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I didn’t try it, but I can confidently answer your question anyway:
Ass.
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 2 years ago
Is this legal?
swab148@startrek.website 2 years ago
I will make it legal.
WindyRebel@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I will make it legal!
tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Not exactly the same but I once created this monstrosity. Green vodka and Beast Monster with a Takis garnish, served with a side of Tums. It was absolutely noxious.
camr_on@lemmy.world 2 years ago
this comment gave me a headache, thank you
CptEnder@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s actually beautiful
frostwhitewolf@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This is heresy
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 2 years ago
No thanks, I’ve no interest in jumping on the bullet train to death.
Pulptastic@midwest.social 2 years ago
Wait, is monster nitro still around?
MyPornViewingAccount@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’ll pass on the Billie Irish.
db2@lemmy.world 2 years ago
fart sound