I mean it probably tastes like eating out an unwashed diabetic gamer girl, but I’ve probably also had worse. I’ll give it a shot and report back in a couple of days.
who's tried it? what does it taste like?
Submitted 11 months ago by cinabongo@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
That’s a very specific descriptive, tell me more.
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Minge tastes vaguely of copper. Guinness also tastes quite metallic.
Gamers drink a lot of energy drinks
Diabetics secrete sugars in fluids that wouldn’t normally contain sugar.
Unwashed because beer is fermented, just like my true loves lady bits.
neo@lemy.lol 11 months ago
Michael Scott No Meme!
jaybone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Bro is already triggered.
TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I consider this to be a hate crime against my people.
pleb_maximus@feddit.de 11 months ago
I consider this a hate crime no matter the people.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
This is definitely a hate crime against gamers.
Thassodar@lemm.ee 11 months ago
It’s not a hate crime the first time.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is what Brexit did to Ireland.
Hupf@feddit.de 11 months ago
Where my hydro homies at in these times of need?
Sixth0795@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Water for life
mynachmadarch@kbin.social 11 months ago
Ukrainian water, da. будмо
PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
Have you ever taken such a big shit that you had to remove your pants and underwear so you could open your legs wide enough to shit it all out faster? I imagine drinking one of these feels something like that.
Five@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
The Billie Irish
Dragster39@feddit.de 11 months ago
Seriously, make this name a thing if it isn’t already
crazyminner@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
How is monster denser than Guiness…
Neato@ttrpg.network 11 months ago
Guinness isn’t that heavy for a stout. Monster will have a ton of sugar as well.
rooster_butt@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Nitrogen gas
n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Pretty sure CO2 is more dense than nitorogen.
Nitrogen also doesn’t like to dissolve in water so as to why they add it make no sense to me
Source, I brew beer
khannie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It tastes like blood because you’re going to get punched in your potty mouth for ordering it.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Liver failure.
no_comment@lemmy.world 11 months ago
TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Cobra’s Venom
Shah_of_Iran@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
It’s cobra’s mist you trole twu
Screemu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just guessing, but look like it tastes like GUINESS -> briefly ass -> MONSTER WRECKING MY BUZZ.
vegaquake@lemmy.world 11 months ago
this looks fucking radioactive
kameecoding@lemmy.world 11 months ago
stuff like this is done in Czechia, which is the country with by far the most consumption of beer per capita.
Diesel is Coke and Beer.
then there is Sprite and Beer.
I am pretty sure Fanta and Beer is a thing too.
plus there are various syrups that can be added to beer, Cherry, Strawberry and Elderberry are the most popular of those
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Diesel is equal parts cider and beer with a dash of blackcurrant. Turbo diesel also contains a shot of vodka.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 months ago
That just sounds like Snakebite and Black, a drink most places in the UK won’t serve.
Mostly because cleaning bright purple vomit out of your pub carpet is a fucking nightmare.
EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Beer and Sprite is called Radler in Germany, meaning cyclist because it’s often drunken during weekend cycling tours when you don’t want a full beer
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
It’s beer and lemonade in Italy
Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Radler has recently made its way to Korea. I bought some once not knowing what it was. While drinking, I couldn’t figure out why I wasn’t getting a buzz. I thoroughly checked the can and found out it’s got 2-3% alcohol. Needless to say, I haven’t bought it since.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
7up and beer is a Snowwhite in the Netherlands, but nobody’s ordered one since the 80s
variants@possumpat.io 11 months ago
Heart attack juice
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
What a terrible thing to do to a Guinness
Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is Guinness supposed to be good? Or just everyday average you can count on to get a decent buzz on.
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
It’s known more for being smooth, not really a beer to just get trashed on, but you definitely can.
Abnorc@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I enjoy it. Good texture and slightly above average taste for the price in my opinion.
gearheart@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Tastes buds: Hell YEAH!!!
Heart: Da fuq!!! …----…-----…-… X_x
EnderMB@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ever tried shandy? It’s basically that, but Guinness.
The sweetness of the Monster is countered by the stoutness of…the stout, basically making a shandy.
khannie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Wash your mouth out with radioactive waste you dirty Philistine.
Shandy is fine on a hot summer day if you have to drive. Pleasant, even.
That drink is the greatest assault on the Irish nation since bloody Sunday.
Bloodyhog@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It must taste like sadness
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
IFF (if and only if) I were drunk enough already, only had Guinness in the fridge (don’t like the stuff anyways), and also had monster on hand (yeah I drink it instead of burnt bean juice), I would try this.
If it ever happens I’ll try and remember to post my thoughts.
Neato@ttrpg.network 11 months ago
If your bean juice is burnt, you made it wrong. Turn off the hot plate as soon as it’s done brewing in traditional drip style. Primary cause of burnt coffee.
yggdar@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s a good tip, but I assume he meant he drinks juice of burnt beans, rather than burnt juice of beans. After all, coffee beans do need to be roasted (burnt) before you use them!
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I’ve tried many different kinds of coffee that people have sworn by.
If they weren’t 90% sugar, the burnt taste/smell overpowered everything else.
Etterra@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Okay That’s seriously looks like a radioactive diarrhea.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Irish gut bomb.
menemen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t drink alcohol and I am not irish. I am somehow offended ntl.
realitista@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I didn’t try it, but I can confidently answer your question anyway:
Ass.
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Is this legal?
swab148@startrek.website 11 months ago
I will make it legal.
WindyRebel@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I will make it legal!
tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Not exactly the same but I once created this monstrosity. Green vodka and Beast Monster with a Takis garnish, served with a side of Tums. It was absolutely noxious.
camr_on@lemmy.world 11 months ago
this comment gave me a headache, thank you
CptEnder@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s actually beautiful
frostwhitewolf@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This is heresy
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No thanks, I’ve no interest in jumping on the bullet train to death.
Pulptastic@midwest.social 11 months ago
Wait, is monster nitro still around?
MyPornViewingAccount@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ll pass on the Billie Irish.
db2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
fart sound