Wait until they learn that the thumbs-up in some countries means what the middle finger does in the US…
Anthropology
Submitted 6 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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orphiebaby@lemm.ee 6 months ago
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’m still trying to wrap my head around the Czech Republic, where apparently holding up a single index finger means 2.
reinei@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Not a Czech but now that you mentioned it I want this here too!
I mean have you tried counting from either end using all your fingers i.e. thumb == 1? That dexterous shit is hard so making a single index finger two instantly makes it nice and smooth!
angrystego@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I do have some experience with the Czech Republic and I’m pretty sure this isn’t the case.
smeg@feddit.uk 6 months ago
It’s not that complicated, aliens
The middle finger gesture was used in ancient times as a symbol of sexual intercourse, in a manner meant to degrade, intimidate and threaten the individual receiving the gesture. It also represented the phallus, with the fingers next to the middle finger representing testicles
It’s a classic human cock-and-balls, simple as
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Ah yes signs and symbols. Surely no alien ever has heard of those.
kureta@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Humans vibrate the air in different and complicated ways. One vibration pattern humans like, another vibration pattern they don’t like. sure this “speech” thing is really complicated. also symbols squibbled on surfaces. language, am I right?
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Instead of just using brain-to-brain radio waves like any civilized species would. Pathetic.
Revonult@lemmy.world 6 months ago
This made me realize that if we encounter aliens there is a non-zero chance there will be alien weebs that become obsessed with our culture and think it is superior.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That’s how we beat the Zentradi.
ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 6 months ago
The Zentradi thought swimsuits were armor, they don’t exactly have a track record for brilliant decision making
Zerush@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
lolcatnip@reddthat.com 6 months ago
Seems like any aliens advanced enough to study us would very easily figure out that hand gestures are a form of communication.
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
The exam is explaining the difference between split index and middle finger palm forward and split index and middle finger back hand forward.
NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world 6 months ago
So I was going to make a joke about the peace and v signs by using the “peace be with you; and also with you” thing but have it say “Peace be with you. And also ‘fuck you’”. But then I was thinking, what if I said “up yours” instead because it’s a more direct reference and less offensive. But then I realized it doesn’t match anywhere near as well in syllables/sound.
So, long story short, my question is which one would be funnier/more appealing? Seriously, I genuinely want to hear opinions
Peace be with you. And also “thank you”
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 months ago
“Why are you giving yourself the bird?”
casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Fun fact: cats sometimes respond similarly to humans when presented with the middle finger. Without training. And often it with cats that do hate it, it’s that finger specifically and only that specific gesture.
I still have absolutely no idea why, but some cats just naturally react as if it’s an offense towards them. Maybe they equate it to a tail raised straight?
BassTurd@lemmy.world 6 months ago
My dog pisses on other dog’s piss as a show of dominance. We’re all weird.
Ottomateeverything@lemmy.world 6 months ago
At least that makes sense and has a logical reason
unreasonabro@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Shit’s regional, too, yo. For “fuck you”, the brits use a gesture that’s more akin to “eat my cunt”.
DrownedRats@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The human race is often thought of as communicating primarily on a vocal basis. however, they also possess an extremely complex and sophisticated language based on gestures. For example, the simple gesture of raising the index and middle finger with the palm inwards conveys the complete sentence: “fuck you Frenchie, I still have all my fingers”
digehode@lemmy.world 6 months ago
We do? Can you describe the gesture? Maybe it’s so ingrained I don’t even recognise it. Or I need to learn it. Then I can use it at everyone today.
el_abuelo@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
I believe theyre referring to the usual two-finger-fuck-you. As in v for victory.
If you take that same sign and press it to your lips you get a gesture recognised as “eating pussy” when accompanied by some tongue action through the V of your fingers.
Glytch@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Let’s see how harmless it is when I jam it in your compound eye Mr. Kleezorp
MataVatnik@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Well, the middle finger use to represent the ability to draw a bow. Unless I’m making shit up.
Live_your_lives@lemmy.world 6 months ago
According to Wikipedia, it originated in ancient Greece and has always meant the same thing as it does now.
eating3645@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That’s what I heard, but the fellah who told us both might have been making it up
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That’s middle and index fingers, with the palm facing backwards. Just a backwards peace sign.
digehode@lemmy.world 6 months ago
In the UK two fingers up is a rude gesture and it comes from battles with the french. If they caught a British archer they removed those fingers so they couldn’t fire a bow. So sticking them up at the enemy and gesturing was showing they had them and would use them to fire arrows at them. I am not an historian, though, and this could just be one of those tales that sounds so true everyone believes it and passes it on.
smeg@feddit.uk 6 months ago
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
“The gesture is an invite to put the adversary’s middle finger in their own excreting orifice”
“Wow it must be painful for them!”
“It’s a rather pleasant experience instead”
“Interesting…”WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 months ago
“We must facilitate this experience for them as a sign of good faith.”
samus12345@lemmy.world 6 months ago
And some humans don’t mind the middle finger at all and even react to it with bemusement!
Etterra@lemmy.world 6 months ago
But some humans think the ok gesture is as bad as or worse than the middle finger.
samus12345@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Others are offended by the index and middle finger being extended in a V shape with the palm facing inward!
Fleur__@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Ya know I don’t actually think having widely recognised hand signals with different meanings is all that weird.
Taleya@aussie.zone 6 months ago
Body language is ubiquitous as communication in animal species, it’s like saying “why one noise good but another noise bad”
Daft_ish@lemmy.world 6 months ago
“You see, in france the archers were getting their middle fingers cut off … and that’s why it’s offensive.”
“Is all that true”
“Yes, the history is well documented. Billy from home room told Jessie in gym class…”
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 months ago
If aliens exist (and they probably do,) they’d probably take one look at our incessant sat tv broadcasts and nope the fuck out.
Also, probably just stay away because they’d know we nuked ourselves. Multiple times. We’re psychopaths.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Or they’re still watching single female lawyer and will visit when the feed cuts during the finale.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Can you imagine another species being addicted to reality TV?
tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
There’s a Star Trek ds9 episode where a non-human alien gets sent back in time to 1947. They discover on their sensors the radiation from the continual nuclear bomb tests and are horrified that the humans would irradiate their own planet. I just recently became a ‘trekkie’ and I get it, it really has some of the best themes and plots in sci-fi
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You’re talking about the one where quark and rom go back in time on accident? And get caught by military police?
It ain’t trouble with tribles, but it’s a good one.
monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Maybe it evolved to be harmless. Maybe it used to be the poison finger and now we instinctively try to poison each other.
graeghos_714@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I did corporate training for an international company for about 20 years. Once when I was in Mexico something happened in class and I said something was okay and used my finger and thumb to make the okay sign. They kind of laughed and started talking among themselves. I guess the okay sign means asshole is Mexico so when they explained that I laughed with them and said I didn’t know that. One of the jokers in class said “yeah, okay we believe you” and gave me the okay sign. lol
trolololol@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Antropólogy PhD thesis: the meanings and nuance of the word “fine”
Entropywins@lemmy.world 6 months ago
xia@lemmy.sdf.org 6 months ago
I’m a bit out of the loop. What social media (or forum) platform is pictured here?
tetrahedron@programming.dev 6 months ago
Tumblr iirc
Etterra@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You may raise the index finger vertically, but not horizontally; unless you’re referring to the thing it is aimed at, so long as it’s not a person, unless you’re indicating that person directly or making an accusatory statement directed at them, unless the person you are accusing is in a superior tactical and/or strategic position.
The pinky (last) finger is mostly irrelevant.
2deck@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s really efficient
Rolando@lemmy.world 6 months ago
“Xeepzorp, it’s not that complicated. The thumb-up is like crossing your eyestalks, and the middle-finger is like extruding your rectal tentacle.”
nooneescapesthelaw@mander.xyz 6 months ago
Ah yes the ass dick
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 months ago
Aliens with a literal dick-butt? The Internet would love them!