What's your username and password?

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• AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The joke is on you, the username is publicly visible (so you don’t need to ask) and Lemmy automatically censors your password if you try to post it in plain text. This is actually bothersome if it’s a dictionary word, for example my password is ******** but everytime I try to write a sentence with it, like “I love it when you ******** me”, it gets posted with *s like I love it when you ******** me 😩

  [Edit: dammit, I fall for it every single time!]

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  • TheFermentalist@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Does it really? hunter2

    Did it work?

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    • popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah man all I see is *******

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    • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      From those of us who where there, when they were written, to the n00bs who were after IRC, ICQ, and chatrooms fell out of use. We need to remember the ancient scrolls.

      bash.rip/?244321

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• ash@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Here you are:

  Username: admin
  password: 123
  host: 127.0.0.1
  

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  • bluesheep@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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• Highlow@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My password is Hunter2

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    All I see is *

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  • drmoodmood@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Phew, for a second I thought we had the same password. Mine’s hunter2.

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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s amazing! Mine too.

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh mr. fancypants capitalizes one password character.

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• mrmorganiser@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  admin/admin The most secure password ever.

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  • shiftymccool@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s so insecure it wraps back around to super-secure

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  • 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s very popular, too.

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• VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Username: n00bk1ll4 Password: BatteryHorseStable

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  • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I normally see “Staple” used. How did you get that upside down “p”?

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      highlight it from the other direction and go menu > edit > copy to clipboard

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• nil@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  192.168.1.1 admin password

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Browsing the internet directly from a router/gateway? Get a load of Hackerman over here

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    • nil@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      openwrt ftw 😎

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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  • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    1…2…3…4…

    …

    5!

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• new_guy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I actually don’t know my password.

  I’m only logged in on my phone and once I uninstall Boost this account will die

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• otter@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  username: otter password: the name of my favorite rock

  I also have 2FA set up, let me know if you need that one

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nickelback?

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  • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    yacht

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hard?

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    • turdburglar@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      dwayne the?

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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  User name you can see. Password honestly no fucking clue. I always end up resetting my password if my login times out. In essence my email account is my password manager.

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  • teegus@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What’s the password to your email account?

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• Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I got frustrated with an account a long time ago that was doing the incorrect password -> reset password -> you can’t use a password you’ve already used.

  So I set it as EatMyA$$

  And now on the very rare occasion I have to log into that account again, it tickles me

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• markz@suppo.fi ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m never telling you my username.

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  • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s mzrk, isn’t it.

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    • quantumvoid0@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      black magic…WITCH

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• hanke@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You really got me there

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• G0rb@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Honestly, I love to play around with password statistics on haveibeenpwned.com/Passwords

  Passwords tell a lot about an society. And it’s rough to see how many people used e.g. “ineedhelp” as password.

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  • noxypaws@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    there are no password statistics that I can play with at that URL. maybe they hide that for mobile browsers?

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• randombullet@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  utter-fit-habitant@duck.com

  66@ca#X&ty5y9@d2B*4A

  Good luck finding which website that belongs to

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  • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    you work for duck duck go?

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• elephantium@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My wifi password used to be Idonotremember. It was a hoot when we’d have guests over!

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• noxypaws@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  too obscene, I’d get banned

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  • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I already banned you

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• usernameusername@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Take a guess

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• AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I only use the most secure password ever: password

  Jokes aside, just about any time I set up an insignificant VM that won’t be internet connected or live for long enough to be a threat to me, I tend to use P@ssw0rd or the same thing with a 1! at the end. Only because that’s basically the password I’ve commonly seen when doing things like when I had to set up a VM for a Linux Fundamentals college course or for any work done in a Linux VM set up in an online lab through a certain company.

  But anything serious, I will either make up a password or have a password manager do it for me, even to my own detriment. Still have a locked zip folder that I’m pretty sure has a password of at least 20-25 characters long I can’t access because my memory, if that tells you anything.

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• guille2a@chachara.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m going to have a problem if I have to replace my phone…

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