shiftymccool
@shiftymccool@piefed.ca
- Comment on Black coffee 1 week ago:
Can I get a black coffee?
So, like, less sweet?
No, just black coffee
Any creamer?
No, just black coffee
Want me to save some space in the cup for your own creamer?
No, just fill my cup up all the way with black coffee
- Comment on Ultimate fighting 2 weeks ago:
He deployed the National Guard to guard the pool. Great use of resources
- Comment on Australians doing the country proud again... 3 weeks ago:
He gets to punch everyone in the arm
- Comment on Email came out of nowhere 4 weeks ago:
The Nazis didn’t invent those symbols, they appropriated them. It’s ridiculous that a group of assholes can erase centuries of history by misusing symbols
- Comment on It's time 4 weeks ago:
JFC can’t kids just smoke weed anymore?
- Comment on Just april... 2 months ago:
I wasn’t aware of this comic, thank you for remedying that!
- Comment on Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk. 2 months ago:
The extra 1% is for extra gayness
- Comment on Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk. 2 months ago:
Milk brand snob? JFC…
- Comment on Enshittiflation 2 months ago:
Wow! You’re a treasure trove of bad opinions…
- Comment on Enshittiflation 2 months ago:
Anybody can use tricky math and crow about the results. So, even though you are most likely wrong, it doesn’t matter. I couldn’t care less if every American tripled their wages under Trump because that tiny-handed, mushroom-dicked, orange pedophile rapes kids. Your achievements cease to matter once you put your dick in a kid. Your opinion ceases to matter once you defend someone who puts their dick in a kid.
- Comment on Elon Musk misled Twitter investors ahead of $44 billion acquisition, jury says 3 months ago:
That melting fuck needs to finish his transformation into a flesh puddle
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
…defrauding people on the Church’s behalf
Gasp! Certainly no such thing has been perpetrated in the past!
- Comment on Block ditches 4,000 staff, because AI can do their jobs 4 months ago:
Yep. This fuckhat is a LinkedIn bro larping as a “normal dude”. All CEOs are scum
- Comment on there is two types of Trump supporters.. 4 months ago:
Arguing against people that are as resistant to change as these idiots could have the opposite effect and cause them to dig in. You really can’t win with these assholes
- Comment on We all need friends like this 4 months ago:
Downvoted for minions
- Comment on The dream! 4 months ago:
I haven’t seen anybody comment about this here yet so i figured I’d mention that these are signs (in London i think) that display text from the Epstein files
- Comment on Thumbs up 👍 5 months ago:
I submitted this to “Dirty Jobs” with Mike Rowe but they noped real fast
- Comment on 6 months ago:
Can always tell a screenshot is from youtube…
- Comment on uhhh 6 months ago:
I want this so much. I still fire up the original for a quick playthrough
- Comment on uhhh 6 months ago:
Black and White 3
- Comment on My take on how a pencil cell works 6 months ago:
It’s always just boiling water
- Comment on Oh no! 7 months ago:
Yeah, as if finding FOSS alternatives to mega-corp software wasn’t hard enough, now i have to care about the politics of a sponsor’s co-sponsor’s ceo’s husband’s dog’s groomer before I install? Pass
- Comment on Take a guess 🤣 7 months ago:
- Comment on And now I'm reminded I have two of these to repair. 7 months ago:
I’ve been seeing quite a few portal references lately, 10/10 i approve
- Comment on Are you even old enough to remember number 1? 8 months ago:
Gather 'round chillun and let grampy tell you about the times before cell phones
- Comment on Understandable 8 months ago:
New future consumers need to be born to keep the line going up. It’s better if said consumers have poor health to fuel the medical money machine