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Just april...

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Submitted ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨stumu415@lemmy.zip⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨34⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    And rapes a 13 year old

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  • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨45⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Maybe the mayans were right. They talked of an apocalypse coming when the Mayan calendar ended (in 2012).

    Apocalypse means unveiling or revelation in Greek. And we are seeing all the veils being lifted. The belief in these leaders and our systems is failing, because we see them for what they are.

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Buy JesusCoin, be saved.

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    • homes@piefed.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Which one? The digital fake scam one, or the gold fake scam one with his face on both sides?

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  • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Obligatory Supply Side Jesus

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  • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The sentiment of this is well appreciated, but Jesus was absolutely the kind of guy who would tell Pipes to go fuck themselves.

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    • 4grams@awful.systems ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Somewhat different motivations though I’d say.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well he eats normal mustard and wears normal suits so he hasn’t broken any of the two commandments.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Blessed are… me. Just me.”

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    • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And the cheesemakers.

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  • siha@feddit.uk ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    en.wikipedia.org/…/Genocide_in_the_Hebrew_Bible

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  • DandomRude@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But he only did that for his disciple Jeffrey …you have to cut him some slack…

    /s

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  • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can we get to the part where the Roman’s crucify him now, and then just end the story there forever… we don’t need the Easter bit and all that. It’s okay.

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  • 4am@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “gal-i-lago” would have been fine

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  • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fun! Now do one about doctors who dress like Jesus.

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  • Photonic@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ahh yes, baby Jesus

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