Just april...

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Buy JesusCoin, be saved.

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  • homes@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Which one? The digital fake scam one, or the gold fake scam one with his face on both sides?

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well he eats normal mustard and wears normal suits so he hasn’t broken any of the two commandments.

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• MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Obligatory Supply Side Jesus

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  • shiftymccool@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wasn’t aware of this comic, thank you for remedying that!

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• rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The sentiment of this is well appreciated, but Jesus was absolutely the kind of guy who would tell Pipes to go fuck themselves.

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  • 4grams@awful.systems ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Somewhat different motivations though I’d say.

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And rapes a 13 year old

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  • zarathustrad@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, that’s what God did to his mom.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Blessed are… me. Just me.”

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  • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And the cheesemakers.

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• siha@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  en.wikipedia.org/…/Genocide_in_the_Hebrew_Bible

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• DandomRude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But he only did that for his disciple Jeffrey …you have to cut him some slack…

  /s

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• 4am@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “gal-i-lago” would have been fine

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• Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can we get to the part where the Roman’s crucify him now, and then just end the story there forever… we don’t need the Easter bit and all that. It’s okay.

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• EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Jesus… had days like this”

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• 1984@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maybe the mayans were right. They talked of an apocalypse coming when the Mayan calendar ended (in 2012).

  Apocalypse means unveiling or revelation in Greek. And we are seeing all the veils being lifted. The belief in these leaders and our systems is failing, because we see them for what they are.

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• JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fun! Now do one about doctors who dress like Jesus.

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• Photonic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ahh yes, baby Jesus

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