Submitted 16 hours ago by stumu415@lemmy.zip to [deleted]
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Maybe the mayans were right. They talked of an apocalypse coming when the Mayan calendar ended (in 2012).
Apocalypse means unveiling or revelation in Greek. And we are seeing all the veils being lifted. The belief in these leaders and our systems is failing, because we see them for what they are.
Buy JesusCoin, be saved.
Which one? The digital fake scam one, or the gold fake scam one with his face on both sides?
The sentiment of this is well appreciated, but Jesus was absolutely the kind of guy who would tell Pipes to go fuck themselves.
Somewhat different motivations though I’d say.
Well he eats normal mustard and wears normal suits so he hasn’t broken any of the two commandments.
“Blessed are… me. Just me.”
And the cheesemakers.
But he only did that for his disciple Jeffrey …you have to cut him some slack…
/s
Can we get to the part where the Roman’s crucify him now, and then just end the story there forever… we don’t need the Easter bit and all that. It’s okay.
“gal-i-lago” would have been fine
Fun! Now do one about doctors who dress like Jesus.
Ahh yes, baby Jesus
Formfiller@lemmy.world 34 minutes ago
And rapes a 13 year old