Complete lunacy. A toaster... really... a toaster?

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• ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  A prepaid self-own. Don’t buy ‘smart’ shit.

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  • tidderuuf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    It seems like only stupid people buy this shit thinking they are saving money.

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    • Nindelofocho@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      “It pays for itself after 3,480 slices of toast!”

      Breaks or becomes unsupported after your 100th slice

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• Beacon@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  And instead of paying 20 bucks for a toaster, these smart toaster allow you to spend several hundred on it instead! I just looked it up, and this isn't an exaggeration. The prices i saw ranged from about 200 - 500 dollars

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• the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  You gotta be pretty stupid to buy an internet connected toaster.

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  • RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    How else will you download doom on your toaster?

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    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Doom speed run. Complete how many levels before your toast dings?

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• darkmogool@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Who the fuck would buy a “smart” toaster?

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  • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Dreamers, optimists, technology enthusiasts. Trailblazing consumers. You know, morons.

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Screenshot from “Blazing Saddles” showing Cleavon Little cracking up laughing at what Gene Wilder just said to him.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  1996: Can you imagine what life will be like 30 years from now?

  2026: “Sign into your toaster using your Facebook account.”

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• capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  If I found the right one, it’s this…

  $400 fucking dollars for a toaster??? No… Just… No. Fuck off. I hate this timeline so much. Marty Mcfly needs to go unfuck whatever it is he fucked up, because if I see his ass and he hasn’t, I’m kicking him in the balls so hard his kids feel it.

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  • Wispy2891@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    A helpful notification lets you know when it’s time to empty the crumb tray

    Totally worth

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    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I mean, how would you know otherwise!?!?

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  • Frostbeard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    “What are we toasting?” I see american read, in other words 1000 shades of white wheat.

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• Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  This is just the beginning with toaster tech. Just wait for them to stop working with Unauthorized Bread.

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• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  If you were dumb enough to buy a toaster with a touch screen then I refuse to feel any level sympathy, you’re an idiot and you deserve to suffer.

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  • wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Based

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I wonder if there’s a smart setting marked “bathtub.”

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• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  The only smart toaster that I want.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I’d rather take an electrical cable off a fan, strip the insulation and very carefully plug it in and lay some bread on th exposed copper.

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• cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  So just don’t buy it.

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• Lightsong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Too many people trying to reinvent the wheel by incorporating smart technology into everything. If it work, don’t change it.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  The Antique Toaster that’s Better than Yours (Technology Connections)

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  • CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I bought that toaster after watching his video. Works great, makes toast fast.

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  • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I was just thinking of that video.

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  • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Doesn’t seem to work on Vanadium browser (GrapheneOS)

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Sorry, not sure how to fix. I have the OG YouTube link if that helps? www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OfxlSG6q5Y

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• Daria052@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Well… This toaster proves it. We’re in hell.

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• nefRrgar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  What kind of update can be? -Maximum temperature increased to 240.

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Update: we are now sharing your toasting data with our 3,402 parteners.

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    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Big Bread wants your data!

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• mech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  So this is what NetBSD is for.

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• Katana314@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Just happened to catch an episode of Totally Spies where smart appliances betray their masters. See, teen shows get it…

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Image

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• Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I have a washing machine that doesn’t make a loud noise when it is finished. I think it wants to text me.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Maybe it’s too shy to make the first move

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• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Does anyone want any toast

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• NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoist_with_his_own_petard

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• Vilm@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  youtu.be/ZITP93pqtdQ?is=ySqokzZPcKnC2vxX

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