Comment on Complete lunacy. A toaster... really... a toaster?
Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 1 week ago“It pays for itself after 3,480 slices of toast!”
Breaks or becomes unsupported after your 100th slice
Comment on Complete lunacy. A toaster... really... a toaster?
Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 1 week ago“It pays for itself after 3,480 slices of toast!”
Breaks or becomes unsupported after your 100th slice
PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Heating elements empty. Please buy refill heat. (Only original heat accepted, third party heat will break some of the functionality.)
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 week ago
“Jam empty, refill.”
“I just want to toast.”
“JAM EMPTY!”
Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Your card on file for your HP toaster has expired. Please update payment information to renew your HP toast subscription.
PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 1 week ago
You havent used your toaster for too long. The heat is now dried out and the toaster must be sent in for service.