Comment on Complete lunacy. A toaster... really... a toaster?

• Nindelofocho@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  “It pays for itself after 3,480 slices of toast!”

  Breaks or becomes unsupported after your 100th slice

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  • PixeIOrange@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Heating elements empty. Please buy refill heat. (Only original heat accepted, third party heat will break some of the functionality.)

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      “Jam empty, refill.”

      “I just want to toast.”

      “JAM EMPTY!”

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    • Nindelofocho@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Your card on file for your HP toaster has expired. Please update payment information to renew your HP toast subscription.

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      • PixeIOrange@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        You havent used your toaster for too long. The heat is now dried out and the toaster must be sent in for service.

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