Fancy pants

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• beveradb@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ah yes, the socioeconomic background “British”

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  • BigBrownDog@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    innit?

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    • BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      wow, another BBD name!

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    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      U wot, m8?

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• dewritoninja@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A beef wellington on the format of a corndog would be so good

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dear Americans, corn dogs would be better without that stick in the middle.

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  • Impound4017@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But then what will I gnaw on like a beaver in order to collect the final, crispy fragments?

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  • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Boneless corn dogs, yes. This is a good idea.

    When I make corn dogs with my own batter, the little sticks are helpful for dipping the hot dogs in the batter before frying. That said, I bet I could batter them with the stick, and figure out a way to release them into the fryer with some tongs or tweezers so that I can keep the even batter thickness and radial symmetry.

    Ok I’m trying that this summer.

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    • man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You could just use like chopsticks or a second stick, use one for dipping and the other one to slide the dog off the other stick into the oil. Might lose a little batter at the end of the dog though.

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  • Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Someone never learned how to pull out.

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  • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Way ahead of ya

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      genius

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  • PrejudicedKettle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I disagree

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I diss a brie

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  • VinegarChunks@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I bet you eat your pizza with a knife and fork

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      better than with pineapple

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    • nightlily@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That would be Germans in my experience.

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    • stormdelay@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I generally eat burgers with fork and knife

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  • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And while we’re at it, where is the corn ?

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In the breading, it uses corn flour.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It only becomes visible when you poop

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• Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Beef wellington also just a sauceless hot pocket.

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  • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And a hot pocket is just a savory double-stuff poptart.

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And a pop tart is just two pieces of drywall with some jam in the middle

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m going to start calling corn dogs Redneck Beef Wellington.

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• Lexam@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sonic has $.99 corn dogs today. Which makes me irrationally old man mad because they were $.99 when I was a kid and should always be $.99!

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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I took my wife and two kids out to Taco Bell and it cost me $50. That shit is criminal

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    • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I feel like modern fast food is more for people without kitchens or avoid cooking almost entirely.

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      In a high cost of living area that’s like seven spicy potato soft tacos each!

      Not that the kids’ appetites will be driven by that small line of text on the menu board… (also this reminds me of people who have a no soda policy for the family so they can go out to eat and consistently save like three dollars a person)

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      My favorite part of modern eating is gating the best deals behind a spyware app so presumably they can sell your data (to your health insurer or something, when the next CEO decides they need a boost)

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    • Soulg@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Taco bell is still crazy cheap as far as fast food goes, I hope you bought enough for several days at least

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Learn to avoid combos, bring your own cup for drink. My taco bell trips are $4-5 without the app.

      I always have a cup in my car, and I’ll swing by and fill up with a drink if I want. I don’t pay for it.

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The price of lips and assholes has been pretty stable.

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    • somethingsnappy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is so not true. Oh wait. Are we talking about pigs?

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Remember when tacos at Taco Bell were under $1?

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  • NannerBanner@literature.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Damn, I remember about a decade ago when the deal was fifty cent corn dogs. My coworker looked at me like I was insane when I got $10 worth.

    I think I ended up giving away like 6 of them.

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  An all beef frank wrapped in pastry and air fried would basically be the middle ground

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  • Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So basically beef sausage pigs in a blanket?

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• renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Make fun all you want but a freshly fried hand dipped corn dog can be amazing. There used to be a walk up window stand that I would pass by when I was a kid and it would be made to order. Perfectly fried and hot. The cornmeal crust is crunchy on the outside, soft and a little sweet on the inside, contrasting the salty hotdog middle. You finish it off by eating the left over little bit of crunchy batter on the stick.

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A gentrified hotdog.

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• Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Its just cordonbleu

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  • Chee_Koala@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh so the cordonblue is basically a chicken/cheese style-frikandelbroodje?

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Don’t you hate it when you leave your chicken breast on the table for a moment, and someone knocks it up?

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    • Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I did eat one in Zürich on a stick. And i kid you not, it was better on a stick

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  • BigBrownDog@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Will you cordonbleu my hotdog?

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Chicken cordon bleu is fucking awesome

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  • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ??

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• BigBrownDog@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is the wrong community for this specific content. You should be posting this in the Lemmy Truthpost community.

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• PacMan@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thanks now I want a corndog

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  • maniclucky@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And now I have Jennifer Coolidge in my head…

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• Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The bread is just in the way of the beef IMO.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s like a prank. Aw man, bread for dinner against?! Then the kids cut in and there’s a meat inside.

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• Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s all in the duxelles

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• melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nice!

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