A beef wellington on the format of a corndog would be so good
Fancy pants
Submitted 1 month ago by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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dewritoninja@pawb.social 1 month ago
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dear Americans, corn dogs would be better without that stick in the middle.
Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
But then what will I gnaw on like a beaver in order to collect the final, crispy fragments?
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Boneless corn dogs, yes. This is a good idea.
When I make corn dogs with my own batter, the little sticks are helpful for dipping the hot dogs in the batter before frying. That said, I bet I could batter them with the stick, and figure out a way to release them into the fryer with some tongs or tweezers so that I can keep the even batter thickness and radial symmetry.
Ok I’m trying that this summer.
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You could just use like chopsticks or a second stick, use one for dipping and the other one to slide the dog off the other stick into the oil. Might lose a little batter at the end of the dog though.
Jerkface@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Someone never learned how to pull out.
brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
genius
PrejudicedKettle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I disagree
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I diss a brie
VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 1 month ago
I bet you eat your pizza with a knife and fork
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
better than with pineapple
nightlily@leminal.space 1 month ago
That would be Germans in my experience.
stormdelay@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I generally eat burgers with fork and knife
smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
And while we’re at it, where is the corn ?
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
In the breading, it uses corn flour.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It only becomes visible when you poop
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Beef wellington also just a sauceless hot pocket.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And a hot pocket is just a savory double-stuff poptart.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
And a pop tart is just two pieces of drywall with some jam in the middle
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I’m going to start calling corn dogs Redneck Beef Wellington.
Lexam@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sonic has $.99 corn dogs today. Which makes me irrationally old man mad because they were $.99 when I was a kid and should always be $.99!
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I took my wife and two kids out to Taco Bell and it cost me $50. That shit is criminal
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I feel like modern fast food is more for people without kitchens or avoid cooking almost entirely.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
In a high cost of living area that’s like seven spicy potato soft tacos each!
Not that the kids’ appetites will be driven by that small line of text on the menu board… (also this reminds me of people who have a no soda policy for the family so they can go out to eat and consistently save like three dollars a person)
My favorite part of modern eating is gating the best deals behind a spyware app so presumably they can sell your data (to your health insurer or something, when the next CEO decides they need a boost)
Soulg@ani.social 1 month ago
Taco bell is still crazy cheap as far as fast food goes, I hope you bought enough for several days at least
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Learn to avoid combos, bring your own cup for drink. My taco bell trips are $4-5 without the app.
I always have a cup in my car, and I’ll swing by and fill up with a drink if I want. I don’t pay for it.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
The price of lips and assholes has been pretty stable.
somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is so not true. Oh wait. Are we talking about pigs?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Remember when tacos at Taco Bell were under $1?
NannerBanner@literature.cafe 1 month ago
Damn, I remember about a decade ago when the deal was fifty cent corn dogs. My coworker looked at me like I was insane when I got $10 worth.
I think I ended up giving away like 6 of them.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 month ago
An all beef frank wrapped in pastry and air fried would basically be the middle ground
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So basically beef sausage pigs in a blanket?
renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Make fun all you want but a freshly fried hand dipped corn dog can be amazing. There used to be a walk up window stand that I would pass by when I was a kid and it would be made to order. Perfectly fried and hot. The cornmeal crust is crunchy on the outside, soft and a little sweet on the inside, contrasting the salty hotdog middle. You finish it off by eating the left over little bit of crunchy batter on the stick.
hOrni@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A gentrified hotdog.
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Its just cordonbleu
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 1 month ago
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Don’t you hate it when you leave your chicken breast on the table for a moment, and someone knocks it up?
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I did eat one in Zürich on a stick. And i kid you not, it was better on a stick
BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Will you cordonbleu my hotdog?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Chicken cordon bleu is fucking awesome
Zwiebel@feddit.org 1 month ago
??
BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is the wrong community for this specific content. You should be posting this in the Lemmy Truthpost community.
PacMan@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Thanks now I want a corndog
maniclucky@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And now I have Jennifer Coolidge in my head…
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
The bread is just in the way of the beef IMO.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s like a prank. Aw man, bread for dinner against?! Then the kids cut in and there’s a meat inside.
Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s all in the duxelles
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Nice!
beveradb@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Ah yes, the socioeconomic background “British”
BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
innit?
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
wow, another BBD name!
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 month ago
U wot, m8?