A beef wellington on the format of a corndog would be so good
Fancy pants
Submitted 2 months ago by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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dewritoninja@pawb.social 2 months ago
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dear Americans, corn dogs would be better without that stick in the middle.
Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
But then what will I gnaw on like a beaver in order to collect the final, crispy fragments?
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Boneless corn dogs, yes. This is a good idea.
When I make corn dogs with my own batter, the little sticks are helpful for dipping the hot dogs in the batter before frying. That said, I bet I could batter them with the stick, and figure out a way to release them into the fryer with some tongs or tweezers so that I can keep the even batter thickness and radial symmetry.
Ok I’m trying that this summer.
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You could just use like chopsticks or a second stick, use one for dipping and the other one to slide the dog off the other stick into the oil. Might lose a little batter at the end of the dog though.
Jerkface@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Someone never learned how to pull out.
brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
genius
PrejudicedKettle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I disagree
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I diss a brie
VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 2 months ago
I bet you eat your pizza with a knife and fork
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
better than with pineapple
nightlily@leminal.space 2 months ago
That would be Germans in my experience.
stormdelay@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I generally eat burgers with fork and knife
smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
And while we’re at it, where is the corn ?
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
In the breading, it uses corn flour.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It only becomes visible when you poop
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Beef wellington also just a sauceless hot pocket.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And a hot pocket is just a savory double-stuff poptart.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
And a pop tart is just two pieces of drywall with some jam in the middle
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I’m going to start calling corn dogs Redneck Beef Wellington.
Lexam@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sonic has $.99 corn dogs today. Which makes me irrationally old man mad because they were $.99 when I was a kid and should always be $.99!
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I took my wife and two kids out to Taco Bell and it cost me $50. That shit is criminal
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I feel like modern fast food is more for people without kitchens or avoid cooking almost entirely.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
In a high cost of living area that’s like seven spicy potato soft tacos each!
Not that the kids’ appetites will be driven by that small line of text on the menu board… (also this reminds me of people who have a no soda policy for the family so they can go out to eat and consistently save like three dollars a person)
My favorite part of modern eating is gating the best deals behind a spyware app so presumably they can sell your data (to your health insurer or something, when the next CEO decides they need a boost)
Soulg@ani.social 2 months ago
Taco bell is still crazy cheap as far as fast food goes, I hope you bought enough for several days at least
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Learn to avoid combos, bring your own cup for drink. My taco bell trips are $4-5 without the app.
I always have a cup in my car, and I’ll swing by and fill up with a drink if I want. I don’t pay for it.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
The price of lips and assholes has been pretty stable.
somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is so not true. Oh wait. Are we talking about pigs?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Remember when tacos at Taco Bell were under $1?
NannerBanner@literature.cafe 2 months ago
Damn, I remember about a decade ago when the deal was fifty cent corn dogs. My coworker looked at me like I was insane when I got $10 worth.
I think I ended up giving away like 6 of them.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 months ago
An all beef frank wrapped in pastry and air fried would basically be the middle ground
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So basically beef sausage pigs in a blanket?
renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Make fun all you want but a freshly fried hand dipped corn dog can be amazing. There used to be a walk up window stand that I would pass by when I was a kid and it would be made to order. Perfectly fried and hot. The cornmeal crust is crunchy on the outside, soft and a little sweet on the inside, contrasting the salty hotdog middle. You finish it off by eating the left over little bit of crunchy batter on the stick.
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A gentrified hotdog.
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Its just cordonbleu
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 2 months ago
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Don’t you hate it when you leave your chicken breast on the table for a moment, and someone knocks it up?
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I did eat one in Zürich on a stick. And i kid you not, it was better on a stick
BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Will you cordonbleu my hotdog?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Chicken cordon bleu is fucking awesome
Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 months ago
??
BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is the wrong community for this specific content. You should be posting this in the Lemmy Truthpost community.
PacMan@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Thanks now I want a corndog
maniclucky@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And now I have Jennifer Coolidge in my head…
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
The bread is just in the way of the beef IMO.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s like a prank. Aw man, bread for dinner against?! Then the kids cut in and there’s a meat inside.
Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s all in the duxelles
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Nice!
beveradb@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Ah yes, the socioeconomic background “British”
BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
innit?
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
wow, another BBD name!
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 months ago
U wot, m8?