Slop slop slop slop
I'm not saying that I agree. But I understand.
Submitted 1 day ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
AI slop
Etterra@discuss.online 1 day ago
How can you even tell?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s tough now, but in this case people have pointed out the measuring tape on the left. Either according to the tape. The numbers don’t make sense and while 1 foot has 10 inches, the next has 11
adam_y@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Aside from the visual cues. The context is clearly bullshit too.
KombatWombat@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I’m ok with people being British, just not in front of children.
expatriado@lemmy.world 1 day ago
wonder how much boost this post gets from the cute face over just the headline story
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Approximately all of it
Trex202@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Well the pic implies that she was arrested for making the phone call
1984@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Its pretty much our entire society being fascinated by pretty people. And it never ends.
BoosBeau@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
What’s disgusting about having hundreds of partners?
kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 1 day ago
in celery
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Someone else already pointed out why this is AI, which I was also suspecting. Why would they arrest her for this, and why would she have this shit eating grin in the booking photo. And why would this be breaking news.
But I could see someone hating their neighbor and attempting to get them deported by getting ICE involved.
Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Why would they arrest her for this
That part isn’t hard to imagine. Filing a false police report is a crime, and I’d say people who are willing to call the police about something like this are also probably more likely to get into a conflict with the police when they don’t do what they want.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
I know filing a false report is a crime. But it seems like they would just give her a warning and tell her to stop doing it, because they have more important things to do than arrest her. Unless she is doing this repeatedly after warnings. Also it’s probably something more like misuse of 911. I don’t think she actually filed a police report, as no officer would have taken such a report, since there wouldn’t have been a crime committed to report.
A false report would be if a crime occurred and you make false statements about it, or you make up the crime entirely (like saying you were robbed when you were not.) It’s not like they are actually investigating these British accents.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
Why would she have this shit eating grin
I’ve seen plenty of actual arrest photos of people giving a shit eating grin because they were drunk or arrested for something objectively funny.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Obviously fake, but kinda funny
slothrop@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
The weirdest thing about this is she’s being booked.
As in, there were no other options for such an egregious and heinous offence?aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 day ago
She abused police services, tying up resources meant for actual emergencies. That’s usually a serious crime.
What’s weird is when the neighborhood racist calls the police to arrest kids playing outside or knock down a lemonade stand and they just laugh and leave them there without any consequences.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
How do you know that the mugshot isn’t of the person with the British accent???
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Didn’t think ICE took mugshots.
UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 1 day ago
Isn’t this one of those states that instructed people to report all their immigrant neighbors?
I guess they didn’t mean white immigrants.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Hero
lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Says the guy whose profile picture is a French person with a British accent
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m not entirely sure if i downvote because of ai slop or because of the nauseous pro american sentiment
MTZ@lemmy.world 1 day ago
EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 1 day ago
They mean the neighbour was talking normal English without some clownish accent
Etterra@discuss.online 1 day ago
That smug-ass smile of hers though.
abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Didn’t happen. Had to check.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 day ago
To be fair, it depends on the accent.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If it’s scouse, I’m with her.
MTZ@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Cockney, for sure.
ceenote@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Must have been a pretty villainous one.
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 day ago
We won that war to bring back a monarchy of our own
roserose56@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Plonkers will be plonkers lad, don’t be like them.
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
DrBob@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
What’s the scale on the left? There are 11 tick marks between major divisions so I don’t think it’s feet. And none of the numbers look like a 3 or 4 and she’s not 7 feet tall.
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Excellent catch. You can also see that both major ticks say 6’
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
She’s between 6’ and 6’, but she’s definitely not as short as 6’
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Metric inches
then_three_more@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The R in neighbor is slightly escaping the banner too
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
It looks like it generated based off those paper measuring strips you get in IKEA showrooms.
Masamune@lemmy.world 1 day ago
On the other hand, this is in Florida, so…