Slop slop slop slop
I'm not saying that I agree. But I understand.
Submitted 3 weeks ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
AI slop
Etterra@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
How can you even tell?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s tough now, but in this case people have pointed out the measuring tape on the left. Either according to the tape. The numbers don’t make sense and while 1 foot has 10 inches, the next has 11
adam_y@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Aside from the visual cues. The context is clearly bullshit too.
expatriado@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
wonder how much boost this post gets from the cute face over just the headline story
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Approximately all of it
Trex202@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Well the pic implies that she was arrested for making the phone call
1984@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Its pretty much our entire society being fascinated by pretty people. And it never ends.
BoosBeau@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What’s disgusting about having hundreds of partners?
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Someone else already pointed out why this is AI, which I was also suspecting. Why would they arrest her for this, and why would she have this shit eating grin in the booking photo. And why would this be breaking news.
But I could see someone hating their neighbor and attempting to get them deported by getting ICE involved.
Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Why would they arrest her for this
That part isn’t hard to imagine. Filing a false police report is a crime, and I’d say people who are willing to call the police about something like this are also probably more likely to get into a conflict with the police when they don’t do what they want.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I know filing a false report is a crime. But it seems like they would just give her a warning and tell her to stop doing it, because they have more important things to do than arrest her. Unless she is doing this repeatedly after warnings. Also it’s probably something more like misuse of 911. I don’t think she actually filed a police report, as no officer would have taken such a report, since there wouldn’t have been a crime committed to report.
A false report would be if a crime occurred and you make false statements about it, or you make up the crime entirely (like saying you were robbed when you were not.) It’s not like they are actually investigating these British accents.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Why would she have this shit eating grin
I’ve seen plenty of actual arrest photos of people giving a shit eating grin because they were drunk or arrested for something objectively funny.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Obviously fake, but kinda funny
slothrop@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
The weirdest thing about this is she’s being booked.
As in, there were no other options for such an egregious and heinous offence?aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
She abused police services, tying up resources meant for actual emergencies. That’s usually a serious crime.
What’s weird is when the neighborhood racist calls the police to arrest kids playing outside or knock down a lemonade stand and they just laugh and leave them there without any consequences.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
How do you know that the mugshot isn’t of the person with the British accent???
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Didn’t think ICE took mugshots.
UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Isn’t this one of those states that instructed people to report all their immigrant neighbors?
I guess they didn’t mean white immigrants.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hero
lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Says the guy whose profile picture is a French person with a British accent
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
KombatWombat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m ok with people being British, just not in front of children.
Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m not entirely sure if i downvote because of ai slop or because of the nauseous pro american sentiment
MTZ@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They mean the neighbour was talking normal English without some clownish accent
Etterra@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
That smug-ass smile of hers though.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
To be fair, it depends on the accent.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If it’s scouse, I’m with her.
MTZ@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Cockney, for sure.
ceenote@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Must have been a pretty villainous one.
abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Didn’t happen. Had to check.
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
We won that war to bring back a monarchy of our own
roserose56@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Plonkers will be plonkers lad, don’t be like them.
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
DrBob@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
What’s the scale on the left? There are 11 tick marks between major divisions so I don’t think it’s feet. And none of the numbers look like a 3 or 4 and she’s not 7 feet tall.
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Excellent catch. You can also see that both major ticks say 6’
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
She’s between 6’ and 6’, but she’s definitely not as short as 6’
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Metric inches
then_three_more@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The R in neighbor is slightly escaping the banner too
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
It looks like it generated based off those paper measuring strips you get in IKEA showrooms.
Masamune@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
On the other hand, this is in Florida, so…