Masamune
@Masamune@lemmy.world
- Comment on Just because you're a slob at home do you have to be an inconsiderate slob in public 4 days ago:
This is outrageous and unacceptable. Who the heck wears a beanie indoors?!? Winter hats come off when you go inside, this is just basic human decency.
- Comment on The things you can buy on amazon 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Palworld announces Terraria crossover 3 weeks ago:
“Looks like <Terraria> & <Palworld> are throwing a party!”
- Comment on Gentlemen, it's with a great pleasure I inform you that Do Not Press The Button has hit 7000 wishlists 4 weeks ago:
Wishlisted it after seeing one of your previous posts. Best of luck!
- Comment on This world is cruel… 4 weeks ago:
That Reading Baggins, he’s so hot right now 🔥
- Comment on Ex developer at Bethesda quit his job after 14 years and made this heavy metal horror game as a solo dev with no publisher 2 months ago:
It’s a long shot, though.
- Comment on Anon is a tour guide at a museum 2 months ago:
John Quincy Skibidi Adams
- Comment on Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp will end service in Nov 28 - but will transition to a paid offline app 3 months ago:
I see your post has a few upvotes. Therefore, I will trust you implicitly on this matter. Thank you!
- Comment on Turns out, that was the one piece that we needed. 4 months ago:
We are in the timeline where MTV stopped playing music, the White Stallions never formed, and Bill and Ted didn’t write the song to unite all of humanity.
- Comment on Children is bugs 5 months ago:
Time to bug out of this relationship.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
Instructions unclear. Tried to do a 180 degree turn at 80 mph. Trip was much shorter than expected.
- Comment on The Nuggets got smacked in the mouth at home. Tonight they returned the favor in the Twin Cities. 7 months ago:
If I had to guess, I’d say the team that scores the most points will win.
- Comment on Birds of a feather 7 months ago:
That’s a solid platform,! Where do I send campaign donations?
- Comment on [deleted] 8 months ago:
RIP Carl Weathers
- Comment on This toilet paper at my work 1 year ago:
My friends, I would like to share a story with you.
August 2023. Afternoon. I am sitting at my desk in my office. The tell tale signs of something brewing begin to make themselves known. After a time, I reluctantly acknowledge that I won’t make it another 3 hours until I get home. I trudge downstairs to the less populated floor, as one does. An empty stall appears. I seat myself on the porcelain throne and an epic battle ensues. 15 minutes later the moment of dead arrives. I reach over to the dispenser and proceed to unroll.
Halfway through the standard multi-stage folding process, necessary to create something suitable for use, I pause. Something is different. This can’t be right…this is…no, that’s impossible. I look closer at the material in my hands. I rub it between thumb and index finger. I stare in disbelief. This is soft, comfortable, 2 ply material! Gods be praised! I proceed to give myself a royal treatment; the cleanest, most wonderful experience! I feel like a king as I wash my hands and return to my desk.
I dare not speak of this to anyone, for fear the mistake will be discovered. Over the next few weeks, I make several returns trips to the same location and am treated to the same royal cleaning. Life is good!
October. I have grown complacent in my comfort over the intervening weeks. One fateful day I make the trip downstairs, now fully expecting to do business in comfort. Post excursion I reach over, my fingers make contact with something akin to sandpaper. My hand freezes and my heart drops. The most wonderful 2 ply material is gone, replaced with the old standard rough, semi transparent tissue that always results in rectal bleeding. I curl over into a sitting fetal position and morn the loss of my comfy companion. Perhaps I shed a single tear, or cry or in pain, the memory is too traumatic to recall clearly now.
Six weeks later. Was it all a dream? Did I imagine the 2 ply material from heaven? I don’t think so, but it has not returned. Maybe, against all hope, it will return in the future. Only time will tell.
TL;DR - my office had 2 ply toilet paper for a few weeks and it was the most amazing thing ever.
- Comment on Can anyone explain "Good Burger 2" to me? why does anyone want to watch this? 1 year ago:
A third Bill and Ted movie (Face the Music) came out in 2020, did you see that one?
