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Anon is a tour guide at a museum

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Submitted ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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    • WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My AP history teacher liked to make up stuff. But like, he’d say he made it up right after telling the made-up thing.

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      • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        TIL I’m your AP history teacher (just kidding, but I do enjoy recreationally lying to children)

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    • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Primary sources make shit up too tho

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      • Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        But if you read a primary source, that’s one persom who had the opportunity to make stuff up. With a secondary source, even if the primary it’s based on is legit, there’s some other guy who wasn’t there and may either be lying to you or misinterpreting the primary source his report is based on. Each new level of isolation adds another opportunity to stack both lies and mistakes onto the data.

        It’s not that you can’t go wrong with primary sources. It’s that you can go a lot wronger without them.

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  • Frog@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fun fact: The first president to have a middle name was John Quincy Adams, the sixth president of the United States.

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      John Quincy Adams

      the sixth president

      Quincy - Meaning:The fifth

      RAAAAAAAARGH

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      • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They started counting from zero, as it should be

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I feel like you’re lying, but I don’t know enough about middle names to dispute it.

      Although, Washington didn’t have a mustache. That means SOMEONE was the first president to have a mustache.

      And there’s never been a president with purple hair. Harris, I’m lookin’ at you. Be bold!

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      • MimicJar@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That means SOMEONE was the first president to have a mustache.

        Oddly enough that was ALSO John Quincy Adams…

        Ok. Not really. He was the first to have sideburns.

        Lincoln was the first to have a beard.

        Grant was the first to haa mustache.

        en.wikipedia.org/…/List_of_presidents_of_the_Unit…

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      • BossDj@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What’s the presidential tattoo situation?

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      • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        as an expert in middle names (been working with them my whole life) i can confirm it is true

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    • drolex@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      OK what was it then? I’ve heard him being called John Quincy S. Adams at a local museum. Do you know what the S stands for?

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      • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Squincy

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      • Masamune@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        John Quincy Skibidi Adams

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      • coaxil@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Seymour

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      • HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Smith, named after George Smith Washington

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    • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      John S. Quincy Adams

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      • Mango@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Shinigami

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  • pigup@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    President Fake A. Gay

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    • Tamkish@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Randomass Fakenamington

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He’s got my vote!

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Went back 8 years later after”

    Words hard.

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    • where_am_i@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I also don’t never proof-read my shit posting on the internet tbh

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      • Baku@aussie.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I just about exclusively Lemmy from mobile, and auto carrot hates my guts. I end up sounding illiterate most of the time

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    While looking up what his middle name was, I learned that the tradition of middle names did not become widespread in the US until the 1830s. Interesting.

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    • OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What I want to know is what’s up with two-name first names like Mary Jo or Betty Lou. Did that happen before or after the invention of middle names?

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      • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        So nice we named her twice

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  • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wonder if this is a possible explanation for the mandela effect

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    • WldFyre@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There’s already an explanation for the Mandela effect, it’s that our memories are extremely fallible and more affected by our view/environment as opposed to facts than most people believe.

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      • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Still, this could have possibly made a mini localised Mandela effect

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    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      People walking in from parallel dimensions to mess with others? Likely.

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  • zkfcfbzr@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe the museum exhibit was about his nephew?

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    • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      George Steptoe Washington

      Sounds like what George Washington would’ve been called if he’d been a great dancer.

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      • zkfcfbzr@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Or a terrible one!

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